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When are you NAKED?
perhaps you should be naked more often...
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I forgot about significant other here.
[Edited 2/21/13 15:35pm] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Average 66 hours per week. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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i'm nekkid all day er'day under my clothin... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Whenever no one is around | |
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Not as much as you would think. The Captain has caused several injuries with my extra large member and generally cannot be completely naked within 100 yards of another person without them signing a request form.
For those of you that are interested, the request form usually takes 2-4 weeks to process unless you're a hooker in which case I do have a "hooker clause". 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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aside from when i was naked in that other thread of yours?
not that often Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CaptainChaos said: Not as much as you would think. The Captain has caused several injuries with my extra large member and generally cannot be completely naked within 100 yards of another person without them signing a request form.
For those of you that are interested, the request form usually takes 2-4 weeks to process unless you're a hooker in which case I do have a "hooker clause". I always thought he captain WAS your extra large member I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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This is a very good question, I get this a lot. The Captain is what I call myself because I am the Captain. I do not call my penis "the captain". The Captain sometimes refers to my penis as "The General", "The Sycamore", "The Baseball Bat", "The Chairman of the Board", "The Vagina Master", or most often "The Beast with No Name". Admiral Disorder calls his penis "The Private" or "Stumpy" or "The Emmanuel Lewis".
Hope that clears it all up. [Edited 2/21/13 16:02pm] 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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. [Edited 2/22/13 10:41am] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Shooting blanks^^^^^^ [Edited 2/22/13 10:41am] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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in the shower [Edited 2/21/13 19:43pm] flowing through the veins of the tree of life...purplemaplesyrup | |
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Everytime I read your posts. | |
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do you sleep naked?
does your job require nakedness? [Edited 2/21/13 19:26pm] | |
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Yes.
Sometimes. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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bah, typical ZombieKitten attitude: posting some yadda yadda totally unrelated to the OP, especially if it's about sex | |
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It's far too cold to be naked this time of year!
I am only ever naked in the shower and in the walk from the shower to the bedroom to get dressed.
And, of course, private time with the bf.
When I lived alone and didn't have air conditioning I slept naked in the summer. And probably spent more general time naked. But you can't do that when you live with someone. At least, you shouldn't. And now that I have a/c it's never warm enough to be naked. I'm cold all the time anyway, I much prefer clothing. |
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why? | |
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Because there should always be a little mystery. Presents are way more fun when you get to unwrap them. If folks were naked all the time it wouldn't be nearly as exciting when you finally got to see them naked. |
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ooooh, I see... | |
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Just the time it takes to shower.
That's it. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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When I shower When I sleep When I am alone at home When I am writing an academic article When I am applying for a job
When I am at home I will usually find a reason to take my clothes off. I do it less when my partner is at the house. "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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bah, typical ZombieKitten attitude: posting some yadda yadda totally unrelated to the OP, especially if it's about sex I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Not often. In the park, that's about it. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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NOW
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Since I'm unemployed right now about 50% of the time.
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You mean flashing or just in general??
99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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When I take a shower and when I make love. I never just walk around naked. | |
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