Thread started 02/18/13 1:45pmGenesia 
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Best amazon review everrrrrrrrr!
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 DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012 This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Reply #1 posted 02/18/13 2:53pm
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Reply #3 posted 02/18/13 5:28pm
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. |
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Reply #4 posted 02/19/13 12:27pm
JOYJOY 
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The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing.
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I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.
x infinity One minute they want peace……
Then do everything to make it go away.  |
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Reply #5 posted 02/19/13 1:03pm
Reply #6 posted 02/19/13 2:08pm
Genesia
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paintedlady said:
I NEEDED this giggle! Poor guy. 
I hope it doesn't give him phimosis.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #7 posted 02/19/13 4:06pm
PurpleJedi 
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Genesia said:
paintedlady said:
I NEEDED this giggle! Poor guy.
I hope it doesn't give him phimosis.
Oh that's not right. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #8 posted 02/19/13 8:34pm
paintedlady 
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Genesia said:
paintedlady said:
I NEEDED this giggle! Poor guy.
I hope it doesn't give him phimosis.
Chemically burned nutsack = kerantinized shell?
He better get some REAL good lotions! Or he'd have some tough leathery nuts. [Edited 2/19/13 20:34pm] |
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Reply #9 posted 02/19/13 9:47pm
Cerebus 
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Genesia said:
paintedlady said:
I NEEDED this giggle! Poor guy.
I hope it doesn't give him phimosis.
I hope it doesn't give him a lack of balls. Dudes look funny with no balls. |
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