Shyra said:

vainandy said:

I know what you mean and I know I'm just going to have to go through the pain and do it but I'm telling ya, they're going to be hearing me hollering out in the waiting room reception area.

That reminds me of a few years ago, I had my previous doctor laughing so hard that she had tears streaming down her face. I had to have two back teeth pulled that year and they put me to sleep to do it. I had never been put to sleep before so I was scared to death. All I remember was being in the dentist chair telling them over and over "I've changed my mind! I've changed my mind!" while they were giving me the gas. The only thing I remember after that, was being placed into my sister's car afterwards. The following week, I kept sticking my tongue around in my mouth and felt something. I call the dentist and he said that those were stitches and they would come out on their own. I said.... "Damn, so y'all even put stitches in my mouth also while I was asleep? I don't remember anything whatsoever. Had I known that, I would have told you to call my regular doctor up while I was still asleep and tell her to drive over and stick her finger up my ass and do the prostate exam she's been wanting to do for years".

Oh shit! I would have rolled, too! I'm tellin you, Andy. You need to be on a stage!

My doctor told me I tried to get up off the operating table in the middle of my eye surgery last week. I don't remember a damn thing about it.

Oh my God, I would absolutely DIE if I had to have eye surgery. The only thing I can think of worse than someone sticking something in my ass, is someone messing with my eye. At least with the ass, you can't see what's happening but with the eye, you have to see it. I have to turn the channel on TV even when I see someone putting a contact lense in their eye and that's their eye, not mine.

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novabrkr said:

StonedImmaculate said:

August 1986...two weeks before 7th grade.

I was 12, she was 14.

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Play on PLAYA!!....

ThisOne said:

novabrkr said:

33.

Was It what u imagined it to be - well I believe the longer u wait the more expectations u would have - so was it as good as what u imagined for 33 years?