kygermo said:

27 in about 32 days!

and @ purplepolitician: how did you know that?!

To continue my story: I had fooled around with the 44 year-old before. She was the neighborhood cougar I guess you could say. One night I finally got to hang out with her, and one thing led to another and she gave me head. She was so damn good at it that I personally did not even know I um...."was jackin all over the place". I didnt understand why she got up and spit into a towel to be truthful.

A couple months passed, and I felt the urge to contact her again. Besides Prince, Faith No More is my favorite band of all-time. They had just reunited, and earlier that day, they played the download festival in the uk and i streamed it online here in new jersey. It got me so hyped up that I just HAD to get off somehow.

So I called her.

And the condom incident happened.

What grossed me out about it was how totally non-chalant she was about it. She was all like "oh, look at that". So, imagine the sound of wearing rubber gloves for about two hours straight, and imagine the noise of taking the gloves off with the sweat slapping off your hands...times 50.

So I leave her house, and go home to shower the funk off me. I then met up with some friends and we went to our local watering hole. Guess who was there? And guess who was all over me? I tried to keep this a secret from my friends but they totally caught on. During the drive home, I had to confess to them about what happened, and they just laughed. Laughed at my queesiness. Those jerks.

(I have a couple of other stories id be happy to gross you out with. Do you want me to continue? Usually I just troll this website as Im a descendant of Housequake (rip), but Im quite enjoying being in a forum again. If this isnt grossing you out, and you do find it funny please let me know)

Keep going!

kygermo said:

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag.

Happened to me too. I was 28 at the time and she was... 52.

Don't ask.

kygermo said:

To continue my story: I had fooled around with the 44 year-old before. She was the neighborhood cougar I guess you could say. One night I finally got to hang out with her, and one thing led to another and she gave me head. She was so damn good at it that I personally did not even know I um...."was jackin all over the place".

I find older women do give MUCH better head than younger women. One almost had me in tears she was that good. I think she was in early-mid 40s.

ForgottenPassword said:

I find older women do give MUCH better head than younger women. One almost had me in tears she was that good. I think she was in early-mid 40s.

That's out of order. She told me she was 34.

Fonkyman said:

ForgottenPassword said:

I find older women do give MUCH better head than younger women. One almost had me in tears she was that good. I think she was in early-mid 40s.

That's out of order. She told me she was 34.

Rococo said:

imago said:

The last three have been in their early 20s.

I'm starting to prefer them.

PurpleJedi said:

uniden said:

my first 2 boyfriends were 10 years older than me. those relationships were just awlful! my husband is 5 years younger than me, i enjoy my younger husband very much.

Lord, jesus fucking hell, what a beautiful ass animal.

ForgottenPassword said:

kygermo said:

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag.

Happened to me too. I was 28 at the time and she was... 52.

Don't ask.

Believe it or not I am 51 and despite being heavy get hit on by much younger men. I just say thanks for the compliment and keep walking. I am now very HAPPY I leave there asses alone. Thanks for the heads up.

Deadflow3r said:

ForgottenPassword said:

Happened to me too. I was 28 at the time and she was... 52.

Don't ask.

Believe it or not I am 51 and despite being heavy get hit on by much younger men. I just say thanks for the compliment and keep walking. I am now very HAPPY I leave there asses alone. Thanks for the heads up.

Well since you asked...

It was her fella who approached me in a bar and we started talking then introduced me to his wife. I would never have guessed she was in her 50s - oh, and she has enormous natural titties. Anyhoo, one thing led to another and we made our way to a hotel and did the business. Husband stayed in the lobby.

ForgottenPassword said:

Deadflow3r said:

Believe it or not I am 51 and despite being heavy get hit on by much younger men. I just say thanks for the compliment and keep walking. I am now very HAPPY I leave there asses alone. Thanks for the heads up.

Well since you asked...

It was her fella who approached me in a bar and we started talking then introduced me to his wife. I would never have guessed she was in her 50s - oh, and she has enormous natural titties. Anyhoo, one thing led to anther and we made our way to a hotel and did the business. Husband stayed in the lobby.

I am suprised that he went into the lobby. I have heard of men who are older enjoying watching their wife with a much younger man.

I always think" does this younger man really know what older looks like or does he have a Hollywood idea of older?"

Deadflow3r said:

ForgottenPassword said:

Well since you asked...

It was her fella who approached me in a bar and we started talking then introduced me to his wife. I would never have guessed she was in her 50s - oh, and she has enormous natural titties. Anyhoo, one thing led to anther and we made our way to a hotel and did the business. Husband stayed in the lobby.

I am suprised that he went into the lobby. I have heard of men who are older enjoying watching their wife with a much younger man.

I always think" does this younger man really know what older looks like or does he have a Hollywood idea of older?"

I insisted he wasn't to be in attendance. Now THAT would have been too weird.

ForgottenPassword said:

I insisted he wasn't to be in attendance. Now THAT would have been too weird.

Wise move. Much better to have him peering through the keyhole knocking himself cross-eyed.

I can hear him now, "You wait til I get you home, mmm, sloppy seconds."

i saw a 19 year old for a few weeks when i was 35..she actually came on to me...the sex was good but due to the age difference...we really didnt have anything in common and i decided to end it before it got out of hand...you need more than sex to keep a relationship going...especially when there is a large age gap.

bahhhhh... at your handle. kinda boring flick (a la lost in translation ). did not like her and jason schwartzman's relationship either. just wish i was either one of them . or me... just -ing claire danes cuz my so-called life =

blackbob said:

i saw a 19 year old for a few weeks when i was 35..she actually came on to me...the sex was good but due to the age difference...we really didnt have anything in common and i decided to end it before it got out of hand...you need more than sex to keep a relationship going...especially when there is a large age gap.

ForgottenPassword said:

Deadflow3r said:

I am suprised that he went into the lobby. I have heard of men who are older enjoying watching their wife with a much younger man.

I always think" does this younger man really know what older looks like or does he have a Hollywood idea of older?"

I insisted he wasn't to be in attendance. Now THAT would have been too weird.

I would bet my future earnings that he'd have watched if you had let him.

It is weird to some, but some men like to see their wife get off and enjoy getting her off themselves. However, to be able to watch her get off without having to do any of the work is also fun for them.