Fonkyman said:

I grew up far too quickly. I reckon I age at a different rate. People used to say I was 8 going on 38. I've always got on better with older women, sometimes too well. When I was 14 I was, mmm, how do I put it, 'popping round' to see one of my mates mum a fair bit. She was 34, hot as the sun and regularly tried to swallow me whole.

I loved it.

Swap the sexes round and everyone woulda screamed nonce. Not that anyone knew what we were up to. Never been with anyone younger than me.

Too sexy! What did you do? How/when did you get around to doing it? How did the first time come about?

Is she in jail now

I have no problems with it, I mean, if you care about each other.

I personally have a preference towards older men.

Well. Long story short I used to mess around like I do. We used to flirt a lot and talk.

She gave me a jokey nibble on my jeans once and I encouraged it. After a few too many jokes I told her to stop fuckin around and she gave me a blowjob. Completely violated me and I feckin loved every minute of it. After that we used to grab time when we could and mess around. Became a bit of a habit for a while.

I started seeing girls more my age again and didn't go round so much anymore. Her husband got back with her later on. She never went away for anything and nor should she. I knew what was going on. It was sex. Simple, hot animal lust.

I like older women because they buy me stuff

It's not as fun when you're not drunk and the lights are on though

novabrkr said:

I like older women because they buy me stuff

Fonkyman said:

Well. Long story short I used to mess around like I do. We used to flirt a lot and talk.

She gave me a jokey nibble on my jeans once and I encouraged it. After a few too many jokes I told her to stop fuckin around and she gave me a blowjob. Completely violated me and I feckin loved every minute of it. After that we used to grab time when we could and mess around. Became a bit of a habit for a while.

I started seeing girls more my age again and didn't go round so much anymore. Her husband got back with her later on. She never went away for anything and nor should she. I knew what was going on. It was sex. Simple, hot animal lust.

That's some cool shit right there, mate.

I wish one of my best friend's mums had been hot. Unfortunately, they were all fat, ugly witches. And they weren't rich either...

Ah, I completely forgot! There was an instance with a bigger age difference involved. I once licked a 42-year-old yoga teacher at a wedding party; I must have been 17 at the time.

At first she was extremely reluctant and afraid, but, surprisingly, she quickly changed her mind.

Til ya burnin up.

imago said:

The last three have been in their early 20s.

I'm starting to prefer them.

You used to buy me t-shirts and shit.

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When I was young and single, I always dated women about my same age.

The older I got, the less attractive younger women became. Now at age 53.92, if for some reason God forbid I was single, there is no way I'd consider any woman under 40.

My wife gets prettier every year. I don't know how she does it!

Now that I am 42, I am starting to date guys my age. Strange to think I could be someone's daddy

Rococo said:

i'll tell you when i get there. i havent with either. so yeah.

You'll get there.

Dave1992 said:

ZombieKitten said:

Dave1992 said:

I don't really care much about age, but I tend to get along better with women who are older than me.

The biggest age difference for me was 10 years - she was 25 and I was 15. We spent a wonderful summer together, but things got a bit complicated when she actually wanted me to move in with her...

She would have had to adopt you

So weird!

ZombieKitten said:

Dave1992 said:

I don't really care much about age, but I tend to get along better with women who are older than me.

The biggest age difference for me was 10 years - she was 25 and I was 15. We spent a wonderful summer together, but things got a bit complicated when she actually wanted me to move in with her...

She would have had to adopt you

And in the U.S.A she would have had to go to prison.

There was something here not long ago about a lady gym teacher "molesting" boys, boys who were over 16 and she was by most young men's accounts "hot".

Crazy as this may sound, if I had to do it all over again, I would have been some older guys young chic back in my twenties.

paintedlady said:

I am 41 he is 54... we have amazing sex. Our firts time, it was well, surprising since I was always with men my age.... but now I enjoy his body and looks very much, he is extremely sexy.

The sex is never boring... we have been together over 3 years and its still feels so "new".

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Yeah i think i remember your ballerina story.

Please don't out the brother to your friends.

Sex, doesn't matter.

Relationship, spending ANY amount of time with them not related to dating or sex, matters very much.

I don't care about the age... As long as the person : 1) looks hot to me 2) Have the brains, the education, the knowledge, the humour to keep me interested as long as possible 3) is a sex freak...

Matter of fact, i'm 26, l dated a 35 year old when l was 23. We got along quite well. after that l tried to date girls my age agin. It just didn't work... now, l have a psychological barrier when it comes to dating girls below the 25 year old range.

Matter of fact, friendshipwise, musically wise, intellectually wise, l get along wayyy better with people older than me, don't know why...

phunkdaddy said:

paintedlady said:

I am 41 he is 54... we have amazing sex. Our firts time, it was well, surprising since I was always with men my age.... but now I enjoy his body and looks very much, he is extremely sexy.

The sex is never boring... we have been together over 3 years and its still feels so "new".

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Yeah i think i remember your ballerina story.

Please don't out the brother to your friends.

I forgot I posted that!

Oh, well.... wouldn't matter much since those that know him would never believe he is capable of such behavior since he's got such a "tough-guy" vibe about him.

He's also too quick witted and occasionally tears folks a new asshole in such a way that I would never want to be on the receiving end of one of his wise cracking sessions. He is kind to me and Imma keep it that way.

my first 2 boyfriends were 10 years older than me. those relationships were just awlful! my husband is 5 years younger than me, i enjoy my younger husband very much.

uniden said:

my first 2 boyfriends were 10 years older than me. those relationships were just awlful! my husband is 5 years younger than me, i enjoy my younger husband very much.

imago said:

The last three have been in their early 20s.

I'm starting to prefer them.

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag. She very casually slipped the condom out of her p control, and ill never forget the sound of it. *shudders*

I also had sex with 38year-old woman who gave me head in the back seat of my car while I was smoking a joint and playing dj krush. That was quite a story to tell my friends lol.

I also slept with a girl who didnt have condoms but insisted i wrap plastic wrap around my peepee. Fun, but not much air circulation. Oh wait, she was in her 20s, wrong place for that story.

kygermo said:

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag. She very casually slipped the condom out of her p control, and ill never forget the sound of it. *shudders*

I also had sex with 38year-old woman who gave me head in the back seat of my car while I was smoking a joint and playing dj krush. That was quite a story to tell my friends lol.

I also slept with a girl who didnt have condoms but insisted i wrap plastic wrap around my peepee. Fun, but not much air circulation. Oh wait, she was in her 20s, wrong place for that story.

not blessed in that department then?!

kygermo said:

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag. She very casually slipped the condom out of her p control, and ill never forget the sound of it. *shudders*

I also had sex with 38year-old woman who gave me head in the back seat of my car while I was smoking a joint and playing dj krush. That was quite a story to tell my friends lol.

I also slept with a girl who didnt have condoms but insisted i wrap plastic wrap around my peepee. Fun, but not much air circulation. Oh wait, she was in her 20s, wrong place for that story.

How old are you?

Deadflow3r said:

kygermo said:

If this grosses you out, then I do apologise.

I had sex with a 44 year old woman about 3 1/2 years ago, and it totally skeeved me out. After finishing, i noticed the condom slipped off my unit and was in her vag. She very casually slipped the condom out of her p control, and ill never forget the sound of it. *shudders*

I also had sex with 38year-old woman who gave me head in the back seat of my car while I was smoking a joint and playing dj krush. That was quite a story to tell my friends lol.

I also slept with a girl who didnt have condoms but insisted i wrap plastic wrap around my peepee. Fun, but not much air circulation. Oh wait, she was in her 20s, wrong place for that story.

How old are you?

26 and a half

27 in about 32 days!

and @ purplepolitician: how did you know that?!

To continue my story: I had fooled around with the 44 year-old before. She was the neighborhood cougar I guess you could say. One night I finally got to hang out with her, and one thing led to another and she gave me head. She was so damn good at it that I personally did not even know I um...."was jackin all over the place". I didnt understand why she got up and spit into a towel to be truthful.

A couple months passed, and I felt the urge to contact her again. Besides Prince, Faith No More is my favorite band of all-time. They had just reunited, and earlier that day, they played the download festival in the uk and i streamed it online here in new jersey. It got me so hyped up that I just HAD to get off somehow.

So I called her.

And the condom incident happened.

What grossed me out about it was how totally non-chalant she was about it. She was all like "oh, look at that". So, imagine the sound of wearing rubber gloves for about two hours straight, and imagine the noise of taking the gloves off with the sweat slapping off your hands...times 50.

So I leave her house, and go home to shower the funk off me. I then met up with some friends and we went to our local watering hole. Guess who was there? And guess who was all over me? I tried to keep this a secret from my friends but they totally caught on. During the drive home, I had to confess to them about what happened, and they just laughed. Laughed at my queesiness. Those jerks.

(I have a couple of other stories id be happy to gross you out with. Do you want me to continue? Usually I just troll this website as Im a descendant of Housequake (rip), but Im quite enjoying being in a forum again. If this isnt grossing you out, and you do find it funny please let me know)