Just read in the newspaper that one of the critics labeled Oceans' CD the best of 2012.

As soon as I get myself a stereo, I will get me that CD.

smoothcriminal12 said:

TonyVanDam said:

TD3 said:

You don't see too many straight women getting busted (those not working the block) with their draws down and a leg up either. It's call being discrete.

Though, if don't get caught....

......unless they're drunk while dancing at Razzoo's on Bourbon Street in New Orleans on a Saturday NIght showing off their natural hair color.

I kidded you not! A couple of years ago, I saw a woman who did just that, except she wasn't wearing any panties to begin with. And yes, she was neatly trimmed.

I forgot about New Orleans, its an exception to the rule.

So much ado about nothing... nothing more to see folks...lol

Timmy84 said:

So much ado about nothing... nothing more to see folks...lol

I don't know, if you go down to Tony's neck of the woods, shit you may see a lot. : Maybe some stuff you didn't wanna see.

vainandy said:

aardvark15 said:

Front seat, really? At least have the decency to move to the back

Oh hell naw. Never move to the back seat if you're in a car. You have to be in the front seat so that you can quickly start the car up and leave if someone is coming. Also, even if you're simply sitting in the back seat and not actually caught doing anything, you could never explain a believable excuse to the police as to why you're both in the back seat with no one in the front seat. And one more very important detail, never leave the keys in the ignition while you're doing the do. If it turns out to be rough trade, they'll reach over and grab the keys out of the ignition. A good whore knows all these things.

This is like reading a damn manual

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

So much ado about nothing... nothing more to see folks...lol

I don't know, if you go down to Tony's neck of the woods, shit you may see a lot. : Maybe some stuff you didn't wanna see.

Don't even ask me about Mardi Gras season. I stay as far away from THAT audience as possible.

TonyVanDam said:

TD3 said:

I don't know, if you go down to Tony's neck of the woods, shit you may see a lot. : Maybe some stuff you didn't wanna see.

Don't even ask me about Mardi Gras season. I stay as far away from THAT audience as possible.

Lotta folks flashing that really should keep stuff covered, huh?

Ottensen said:

TonyVanDam said:

Don't even ask me about Mardi Gras season. I stay as far away from THAT audience as possible.

Lotta folks flashing that really should keep stuff covered, huh?

Some of us can appreciate it, though

Fury said:

Law enforcement tells TMZ, Ocean was pulled over in Mono County, CA for going roughly 90 in a 65 -- and when officers approached his black BMW, they smelled the odor of marijuana emanating from his vehicle. According to law enforcement, cops searched Ocean and found a small bag of pot on his person. We're told Ocean was cited for marijuana possession, driving on a suspended license, and tinted windows. Ocean was released on the spot, but his passenger had to drive him home -- because cops confiscated Ocean's license. Calls to Ocean's camp weren't returned.

Yeah, this was everywhere, almost immediately, and I heard nothing about it having anything to do with a sexual act.

Man, this world is a hateful, fucked up place.

Cerebus said:

Fury said:

Law enforcement tells TMZ, Ocean was pulled over in Mono County, CA for going roughly 90 in a 65 -- and when officers approached his black BMW, they smelled the odor of marijuana emanating from his vehicle. According to law enforcement, cops searched Ocean and found a small bag of pot on his person. We're told Ocean was cited for marijuana possession, driving on a suspended license, and tinted windows. Ocean was released on the spot, but his passenger had to drive him home -- because cops confiscated Ocean's license. Calls to Ocean's camp weren't returned.

Yeah, this was everywhere, almost immediately, and I heard nothing about it having anything to do with a sexual act.

Man, this world is a hateful, fucked up place.

Yeah. It's like they were just looking for a way to make fun of him. I see why no one believed that bluff.

Gunsnhalen said:

I needed a laugh. That one is funny

TD3 said:

TonyVanDam said:

......unless they're drunk while dancing at Razzoo's on Bourbon Street in New Orleans on a Saturday NIght showing off their natural hair color.

I kidded you not! A couple of years ago, I saw a woman who did just that, except she wasn't wearing any panties to begin with. And yes, she was neatly trimmed.

I forgot about New Orleans, its an exception to the rule.

Old New Orleans! Before the hurricane! Whew!

Ottensen said:

TonyVanDam said:

Don't even ask me about Mardi Gras season. I stay as far away from THAT audience as possible.

Lotta folks flashing that really should keep stuff covered, huh?

I've never been but I've seen plenty of the video series called "Show Your Dick" which has some good stuff on there because you get to see the everyday dicks off the street that haven't been tampered with and ruined by trimming and shaving. But then again, unfortunately, there's a lot of amateur men also making themselves look attractive for child molestors.