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PrintableMrBliss said: REDFEATHERS said: Pretend I am a Playdoh gaal and do play or manipulate me which ever way you please. ;wink:
sorry...but i've spent too much of my life pretending with dolls...not sexy ok, DONT pretend I am you playdoh gal, I will send you a photo, and your testoterone will take over! 
Now that wasnt sexy, but it IS the truth!  | |
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MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I am conducting a Dirty Sanchez research experiment.
no... not sexy I have pictures of IceNine in a bikini. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I am conducting a Dirty Sanchez research experiment.
no... not sexy I have pictures of IceNine in a bikini. what colour? .. is it a g string? | |
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MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I am conducting a Dirty Sanchez research experiment.
no... not sexy I have pictures of IceNine in a bikini. what colour? .. is it a g string? Blue. It really brings out his er...eyes. And of COURSE it is a g-string. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: MrBliss said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I am conducting a Dirty Sanchez research experiment.
no... not sexy I have pictures of IceNine in a bikini. what colour? .. is it a g string? Blue. It really brings out his er...eyes. And of COURSE it is a g-string. g string huh...on IceNine... NOT SEXY! | |
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How do we know how to please you when you a  fucker?
Sorry, I am outta this game, I used to have feathers but I got demoted from full plume cabaret to sleazy bunny girl, and the feathers I have now, you would have difficulty finding... So hands up  I give up MrBliss...I am out of your league... | |
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Yeah, right...like I need to be told... 8) | |
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my farts smell great | |
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Hey Mr Bliss,straddle my chest and knock one out in my mouth
Is that seductive enough for you? Much love  Pochacco | |
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Hi sweetie how was your day at work? that bad huh, well come to mama and let me give you something that will make you feel much better.   | |
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let me kiss it where it hurts
(and don't get cute MrBliss I'm not talking about your A$$) | |
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Hey, MrBliss, I can suck a basketball through a straw. | |
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Sex is too weak to define just what I'll do to you.. | |
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I love the way you taste. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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what maakes you the judge mister???
just cuz you stole aarons avatar!!  lol
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pork n beans! "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: pork n beans!
 I'm thinking this one doesn't work that well. | |
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althom said: rdhull said: pork n beans!
I'm thinking this one doesn't work that well.You never know. It's MrBliss.
How about the sig? I wrote it myself. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: rdhull said: pork n beans!
I'm thinking this one doesn't work that well.You never know. It's MrBliss.
How about the sig? I wrote it myself. Do you use that on your boyfriends?  | |
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INSATIABLE said: How about the sig? I wrote it myself. Rwar!!! | |
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Hi y... Want a cracker?I'm firmly planted in denial |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: rdhull said: pork n beans!
I'm thinking this one doesn't work that well.You never know. It's MrBliss.
How about the sig? I wrote it myself. Do you use that on your boyfriends? They don't like being called Martha for some reason. 
It definitely isn't the sexiest name to some. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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MrBliss said: teller said: say baby...you got some fries to go with that shake?
i know, i know...it's never worked for me anyway... i'm afraid this is completely lacking in the sexy department Honey you enlighten my days... "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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I sure hope my skirt dont' fly up with all this wind.. I ain't wearin any panties... | |
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