Years ago when Donald Trump's latest wife, the 3rd I think, was asked if she would be with him if he wasn't rich, her response was "would he be with me if I wasn't beautiful?".

Everyone involved knows the score.

If a rich man is in a wheelchair he still wears expensive sneakers even if he'll never put his weight upon them.

Heff's girl looks like expensive pussy, whether he actually uses it or not is beside the point.

I do wonder if she has some sort of "don't ask, don't tell" clause so that she can get some dick every once in a while besides what he has to offer. She is two young to lock it up until death do they part.

Deadflow3r said:

Years ago when Donald Trump's latest wife, the 3rd I think, was asked if she would be with him if he wasn't rich, her response was "would he be with me if I wasn't beautiful?".

Everyone involved knows the score.

If a rich man is in a wheelchair he still wears expensive sneakers even if he'll never put his weight upon them.

Heff's girl looks like expensive pussy, whether he actually uses it or not is beside the point.

I do wonder if she has some sort of "don't ask, don't tell" clause so that she can get some dick every once in a while besides what he has to offer. She is two young to lock it up until death do they part.

I wouldn't be surprised. I think a few of Hefner's "girls" are allowed to suck other folks' dicks as long as they don't tell the media what really goes in behind closed doors at the Playboy mansion...

Timmy84 said:

purplethunder3121 said:

He does look like that tortoise...

Y'all ain nevah lied! Oh my father, I cain breeeeth!

Oh, jeez. Can you imagine what his dick looks like?!?!? Prolly cut off the tortoise's head and you'd have a reasonable facsimile. Ooo! Ooo! Somebody do a photoshop!

[Edited 12/26/12 21:20pm]