This blog is ONLY FOR GUYS. Sorry, but NO GIRLS ALLOWED. That's not my rule, that's Victor Pride's rule.

Oh, who is Victor Pride, you ask? Only the most ass-kicking ass-kicker that ever kicked ass - that's who Victor Pride is! (Again, sorry girls. I hope that didn't get your interest up. You are not allowed on Victor's site.)

Here is his website: www.boldanddetermined.com

Here are some of his pearls of wisdom. Trust me, this is only the tippiest tip of the ass-kicking iceberg. I culled these pearls from various posts, but every single word Victor Pride writes is worth reading. I don't agree with everything Victor Pride says, but boy does he have ass-kicking down to a science.

WARNING: VICTOR PRIDE IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT DOES NOT CARE. VICTOR PRIDE ONLY CARES ABOUT KICKING ASS IN ALL PHASES OF LIFE.

Coffee is probably the worlds greatest drug. There’s a reason all those fruity types are obsessed with starbucks, and that reason is this – coffee works. Coffee wakes you up, coffee helps you focus, and coffee keeps you alert.

This is another one my of little secrets. It’s impossible to feel sad or feel depressed or feel lethargic after you howl like a Wolf. That’s a scientific fact. Do it right now and you are guaranteed to feel like a king and you are guaranteed at least 5 minutes of boundless positive energy. Do it now.

Unless you’re blind you have noticed a trend: American men are less like men and more like little boys, effeminate little boys stuck in a state of arrested development. Even worse, some men apologize for being men or supplicate and pander to women, minorities and gays. Next time you watch a newer movie with a masculine, alpha male character go to imdb.com and look up the actor. You will see one thing in common: all strong, white male characters under 40 years of age are imported from Ireland or Australia.

Lift heavy weights. You can hardly be a man and be a weakling at the same time. Bosu ball nonsense if ok for the girls (not really) but no man should be caught dead doing shoulder presses with 10 lb dumbbells off a stability ball.

Forget “what would Jesus do“. Turning the other cheek is weak. If you do what the church says you’ll get slapped in the mouth and then run away and cry on your girlfriends shoulder while she dreams of a stronger man ravaging her. What would Sean Connery do?

Masturbating to Internet porn saps you of your precious seed, vitality, masculinity and drive to succeed. Because of this it is a plague. What you can do is simply turn it off and never watch again. What you can expect to happen is: you will feel yourself become more assertive, more dominant, stronger, more outgoing and, goddammit, you feel like a man. You can tell the guys who are completely and hopelessly addicted to internet porn because they act mousy and frightened all the time.

Understand that hollywood in absolutely no way reflects reality or how you should act. Unfortunately the power it yields is enormous. Just turn it off and never look back. I haven’t had cable in years. I have only owned a tv for a 3 month period in the last two years. And I used it only to watch the following dvd’s – No Country For Old Men, Rocky 1-6, The Godfather 1-3, Predator, The Thing, and Pumping Iron.

Real men don't have blogs.

novabrkr said:

Real men don't have blogs.

novabrkr said:

Real men don't have blogs.

Hey...if he's such a bad-ass...why's he hiding his FACE?

PurpleJedi said:

Hey...if he's such a bad-ass...why's he hiding his FACE?

He has a whole post on how and why you should always be totally anonymous on the web. Although, it does beg the question: What good does kicking ass as a world-class ass kicker do if no one knows the ass-kicker that's kicking so much ass?

RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi said:

Hey...if he's such a bad-ass...why's he hiding his FACE?

He has a whole post on how and why you should always be totally anonymous on the web. Although, it does beg the question: What good does kicking ass as a world-class ass kicker do if no one knows the ass-kicker that's kicking so much ass?

Methinks dude is really a 125lb pencil-neck bookworm using someone else's bodyshots to promote his website.

PurpleJedi said:

Hey...if he's such a bad-ass...why's he hiding his FACE?

Hiding uni-brow?

The best thing about Victor Pride - and I have no doubt his real name isn't anything close to "Victor Pride" - is that he totally and 100% believes everything he writes.

You could lift almost any post of his and put it in The Onion and it would fit without any changes, LOL.

BTW, on one of the threads about picking up women (I think it's the one about how to pick up shy women. Shy women are, of course, the best kind of women), there's a commenter who brings up Prince!

I think the commenter is trying to make the case that Prince is the opposite of the ass-kicking Victor Pride type of guy, yet gets more booty in a month than Victor Pride will get in his life.

THIS is the best blog???

luvsexy4all said:

THIS is the best blog???

That depends - are you a male or a female?

This guy is blowing up! In his own mind! Oh, and Victor AssKicker got his numbers all mixed up, but he still kicked ass!

http://boldanddetermined.com/

How I Kicked Dirt into a Feminist’s Face

Step 1) I wrote a kick-ass article about kicking-ass and called it 32 Things Every Man Should Do.

Step 2) A fatty-patty feminist wrote an article about it...zebel.com. The article is full of snarky and sarcastic put-down humor attempting to mock my masterpiece. You can see her picture below.

Step 3) Her article became wildly popular and went viral. It received over 2,000 likes and over 300 comments in just a few days. The article spread through social media like wildfire, the little piggies couldn’t get enough of it.

Step 4) 33.3% of the commenters were smart enough to agree with me.

Step 5) Thousands of feminist nazi’s stormed the shores of Bold and Determined. 90+ of them wrote enraged hate comments and death threats. Many of them wrote long, heartfelt comments and all of them were completely ignored and banned for life.

Step 6) The feminist she-devils liked the Jezebel article so much that my original article went viral in a big way. It went from roughly 100 likes to over 400 likes in the span of a day or two.

Step 7) The feminist clowns got wind of yet another ass-kicking article I wrote called How to Meet Shy Girls. They invaded that article with full force, trying to get me to remove it.

Step 8) The attempted sabotage of How to Meet Shy Girls backfired and the article became even more popular than the original Jezebel article, receiving over 2.4 thousand likes.

Step 9) Because of the huge influx of readers and the social media wildfire my already large readership grew dramatically in just 2 days.

Step 8) Thanks to the social media controversy tons of men who have balls and hate feminists as much as I do found BOLD & DETERMINED. Sales of the best ass-kicking book for winners, 30 Days of Discipline, increased even though the web server was crashed for nearly 24 hours due to all the shrill harpies trying to invade man’s world.

Step 9) I laughed all the way to the bank knowing that a new bunch of winners are doing 30 Days of Discipline, and it’s all thanks to feminism.

What I Will Do Now

#1) I will send the author of the Jezebel article some Christmas cupcakes for giving me such a wonderful gift.

I need your address baby girl, I’m going to send you the best cupcakes money can buy!!! I know you like them!!

#2) I will continue to write more articles for winners on THE website for winners, BOLD & DETERMINED.

THIS is the greatest blog on earth.

Complete with references to SEVERAL general discussion people: http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

'It’s impossible to feel sad or feel depressed or feel lethargic after you howl like a Wolf.'

That made Cerebus laugh.

And he got one thing wrong; the term is 'feminazis', not 'feminist nazis'. The two things are not at all the same. In fact, a 'feminist nazi' could still be a 'feminazi'. Although, probably not around Hitler.

imago said:

THIS is the greatest blog on earth.

Complete with references to SEVERAL general discussion people: http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

No one came out of that unscathed.

Anyway, my blog could kick your blog's ass (no offense to Erik Torkells but even he would admit that's true, LOL).

Cerebus said:

'It’s impossible to feel sad or feel depressed or feel lethargic after you howl like a Wolf.'

That made Cerebus laugh.

And he got one thing wrong; the term is 'feminazis', not 'feminist nazis'. The two things are not at all the same. In fact, a 'feminist nazi' could still be a 'feminazi'. Although, probably not around Hitler.

"That's a scientific fact". LMAO, this guy kills me!

Funny thing is, he's got the right idea about some stuff - motivation, work, etc. His personal views are, shall we say, inspired by cavemen. But he writes so well! And the fact that he's 100% serious about it is what makes it so great.

Greatest blog ever.