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Thread started 11/23/12 7:34am

funkpill

A Woman Goes Into A Tattoo Parlor

And tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

Then the woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says,

"If you don' t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

The woman answered,

"I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." confused

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Reply #1 posted 11/23/12 8:05am

UncleGrandpa

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HaHaHa,that is a good one my friend.

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Reply #2 posted 11/23/12 8:10am

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falloff Great!!!

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Reply #3 posted 11/23/12 11:06am

ThisOne	Happy Friday! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #4 posted 11/23/12 2:02pm

chocolate1

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lol

HAPPY FRIDAY! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #5 posted 11/23/12 2:38pm

missfee

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falloff Good one! clapping

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.

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Reply #6 posted 11/23/12 3:22pm

AndGodCreatedM
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lol

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Reply #7 posted 11/23/12 3:45pm

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #8 posted 11/23/12 3:47pm

Stymie	Such filth Tim.
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JoeTyler	daaaaaaaamn! !!!!!!!
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Reply #10 posted 11/23/12 7:09pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney

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Reply #11 posted 11/23/12 7:18pm

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Reply #12 posted 11/24/12 8:57am

free2bfreeda	“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a
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