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50 Shades of JOHNART Just post the 50 reasons why Johnart isn't on the ORG.
1) He is to busy trying on pajama jeans.
2)Betina is holding him hostage while he is forced to wear a brightly colored poly blend.
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[Edited 9/14/12 11:09am] 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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3)JohnArt is in the fashion witness protection program for wearing those jean shoes. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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4) he is taking a big pair of scissors croc-hunting I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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5) JohnArt (as pictured below) is busy perfecting the perfect comeback. (I know, I know. God will get you for that.)
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6)Appletini's anyone? 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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7) While wearing his snuggie, Johnart is hunting Cborgman for obvious reasons. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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8) JohnArt is busy picking out the perfect high heel Croc Shoe. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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9) anticipating the post-election chaos, johnart is organizing the resistance and purchasing bulk supplies of these for all of us:
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10) having run out of Selenium Red oil paint, he went into a martini-fueled rage and is currently holding Betina hostage while a SWAT team tries to persuade him to put the crayolas away. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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11) I have him locked up in my basement and I'm trying to convince Daddy Ron that John left him so I can steal him away. | |
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12) he's still celebrating Labor Day By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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13.) He's busy losing his weight and shit so he could go back and fooling people thinking he's a woman like he did back in the day. | |
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14) He's devoting more of his time to volunteer for the Romney/Ryan campaign [Edited 9/13/12 10:43am] My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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15) He's just ssssooooooo popular and way too good for us. Bitch. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I really think that one is possible.16) While sporting his pigtails, JohnArt Vogues his way out of a very heated game of hopscotch. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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17) He's busy designing this year's Christmas cards.
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Either way, one of those crazy kids (Johnart or Bettina) is holding the other hostage, and for sure it started with somebody getting slipped a Mickey into their martini, and ending up in captivity by way of a Snuggie. I wish we could get a camera crew in the scene to keep us posted | |
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I just dropped to the floor with that image in my head.he is working on an organic masterpiece, he dips it in & with every stroke of his tool, he hopes 4 an exciting & colourful finish | |
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he is busy making youtube videos
Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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Haha should've known... | |
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20) JohnArt has ran off and joined the rodeo in order to become a world class boob wrangler. [Edited 9/13/12 23:28pm] 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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21. he's busy being his art studio master.
[Edited 9/14/12 12:12pm] “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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Johnart is changing the world.....one "stroke" @ a time. الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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23 ) i think
JA has a new job - he is a door man at wall mart
giving ppl the hand and getting them to go home and take off their pj's
yes its volunteer work mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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24) He's busy as a drill sergeant at his local Fashion Police Academy. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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25) has been on a 4 month bender in which he is too drunk to post. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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26) JohnArt has signed on to replace Statler from the Muppet's. Statler's replacement is as shocking and as controversial as Ann Curry's quick departure from NBC's Today Show.
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