50 Shades of JOHNART

Reply #32 posted 09/14/12 3:09pm

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Stymie said:

I love you guyd.

confuse

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Reply #33 posted 09/14/12 3:56pm

Stymie	Tittypants said: Stymie said: I love you guyd.
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Reply #34 posted 09/14/12 4:05pm

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28) he died a sudden death when snuggies and lola hair proved to be a toxic combo

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Reply #35 posted 09/14/12 11:28pm

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29)After Johnart's resurrection (the roofie Cborgman gave JohnArt wore off), he awoke to spread the word. Yes, Grease is the word. Is the word. Is the word...

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Reply #36 posted 09/15/12 3:11pm

robertlove	Gunsnhalen said: he is busy making youtube videos This is so not funny...just lame
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Reply #37 posted 09/15/12 9:14pm

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30) After a party night on the town with Ron, JohnArt returns home to some serious kissing and heavy petting going on til he passes out. JohnArt then awoke to find out that wasn't Ron he was kissing, that was Lola.

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Reply #38 posted 09/17/12 11:25am

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31)After Johnart's failed attempt to bring back the denim prairie skirt, he has now decided to bring back the hammer pant.

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Reply #39 posted 09/18/12 8:16am

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lol...

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Reply #40 posted 09/19/12 10:40pm

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Genesia said:

15) He's just ssssooooooo popular and way too good for us. Bitch.

Hayyy bitch. lol

I don't know about sssssooooo popular but I've sure been busy as hell pounding (he he..pounding giggle ) the pavement to snag opportunities such as...

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Reply #41 posted 09/19/12 10:45pm

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NDRU said:

14) He's devoting more of his time to volunteer for the Romney/Ryan campaign

[Edited 9/13/12 10:43am]

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Thanks for outing me. neutral

I'm the Romney/Ryan fluffer.

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Reply #42 posted 09/19/12 10:46pm

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kewlschool said:

16) While sporting his pigtails, JohnArt Vogues his way out of a very heated game of hopscotch.

nod minus the pigtails.
It was less vogueing and more slapping a 12 year old, but why dwell on details. boxed

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Reply #43 posted 09/19/12 10:47pm

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Tittypants said:

Johnart is changing the world.....one "stroke" @ a time.

I do love to stroke. drool

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Reply #44 posted 09/19/12 11:01pm

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johnart said:

kewlschool said:

16) While sporting his pigtails, JohnArt Vogues his way out of a very heated game of hopscotch.

minus the pigtails.
It was less vogueing and more slapping a 12 year old, but why dwell on details.

Oh, crap!! Johnart found this thread. Make a run for it guys!!!

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Reply #45 posted 09/20/12 5:44am

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32) having discovered this thread, John sets out to find all the orgers poking fun at him and vandalize their homes/apartments with spraypaint in ghastly shades of chartreuse & magenta.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #46 posted 09/20/12 3:24pm

Timmy84	PurpleJedi said: 32) having discovered this thread, John sets out to find all the orgers poking fun at him and vandalize their homes/apartments with spraypaint in ghastly shades of chartreuse & magenta. Lemme find out he's on some 1984 shit...
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Reply #47 posted 09/20/12 4:46pm

Stymie	johnart said: Genesia said: 15) He's just ssssooooo popular and way too good for us. Bitch. Hayyy bitch. I don't know about sssssooooo popular but I've sure been busy as hell pounding (he he..pounding ) the pavement to snag opportunities such as... :woot: I love that painting.
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Reply #48 posted 09/21/12 11:30pm

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33) Pulling a Joan Crawford slash Carol Brady Johnart adopts 3 very lovely girls (like their mother) and Ron adopts 3 boys of his own, together they somehow form a family- that's the way they became the punch drunk bunch. The punch drunk bunch. The punch drunk bunch. That's the way they became the punch drunk bunch.

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Reply #49 posted 09/22/12 7:39pm

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34)He's experimenting with a new artistic style of stripping, painting various body parts, then running into a blank canvas. He has found it exhilarating.

I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #50 posted 09/24/12 9:17pm

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Stymie said:
johnart said:

Hayyy bitch.

I don't know about sssssooooo popular but I've sure been busy as hell pounding (he he..pounding ) the pavement to snag opportunities such as...

I love that painting.

hug

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Reply #51 posted 09/24/12 9:28pm

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Nothinbutjoy said:
34)He's experimenting with a new artistic style of stripping, painting various body parts, then running into a blank canvas. He has found it exhilarating.

shhh

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Reply #52 posted 09/25/12 4:16am

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As long as he's not pooping paint ill

I'm the mistake you wanna make

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Reply #53 posted 09/25/12 8:43am

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johnart said:

Nothinbutjoy said:
34)He's experimenting with a new artistic style of stripping, painting various body parts, then running into a blank canvas. He has found it exhilarating.

shhh tombstone

I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #54 posted 09/25/12 7:20pm

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35) Johnart goes out to try new cuisine at the local McDonalds.

I'll have the salad

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Reply #55 posted 09/25/12 8:08pm

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kewlschool said:

35) Johnart goes out to try new cuisine at the local McDonalds.

NEW?? ohgoon

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Reply #56 posted 09/26/12 1:46am

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johnart said:

kewlschool said:

35) Johnart goes out to try new cuisine at the local McDonalds.

NEW??

omfg You sir are so dirty, dirty. disbelief

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Reply #57 posted 09/26/12 5:36am

ThisOne	how many shades does Kewlschool have? mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #58 posted 09/26/12 6:31am

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36) Getting ready for Fall, John is spending days-on-end searching the continental United States for the most sincere pumpkin patch.

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