John E. Depth

Peter Oh Tool

Long Dong Silver

Little Oral Annie

Pipe Layer

Jack Offherson

Jack Dickolips

Johnson Biggs

Dick Cummings

Charles DICK-ins

....that's all I could "cum" up with for now

Why has no one used these?:

Winona Ride-Her

Mick Stabber

David Blowme

Bone-O

Ethan Cawke

Tom Hunks

Audrey Hipburn

Lindsay Slowhand

Sean Peen

Chrissie B. Hynde

Michael Jackin'

Wacking Phoenix

River Penis

Bob Dyldo

Britney Speared

Morgan Peeman

Tom Cruising

Robert Pattinsome

William Hung

Nicole Sure-Ding-Her

Dakota Fanny

Daniel Day Lewdness

Halle Bare-Me

Jane See-More

Ellen WayGeneres

Katy Pare-Me

George Pooney

Mila Poonis

Assman Kutcher

Olivia Wilder

Leon Spunks

Dong King

Chris Rock-Hard

Phil Hurwith-Dyck

Keanu Reams

Tony Randy

Jerry Hindfelt

Scarlett-Jo Hands-On

Keira Nightly

Sandra Bollocks

Ewan McPegger

Bruce Willie

Matt Dame-In

Ben Affuck

Angelina-Jo Lay

Shia LaBeef

Hayden Panty-Tear

Jackson Wrath-Bone

Huge Jackman

Kate Winslut

Jessica Peel

Rodger More

Jennifer Anuston

David Swimmers

Matt LeBonk

Courteney Cocks

Harrison Sword

Charlize Tearin'

Samuel L. Jacks-On

Reese Witherpoon

Clint Westwood

Hilary In-The-Duff

Diane Fastlane

Christina Reach-Me

Barbara Bush

And no "Howard Sperm"?

Clark Cable?

Vivien Lay?

King Dong?

Rin-Sin-Sin?

The Bone Ranger?

Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and/or Jack Osbone?

Mandy Patinklin'?

Lucille Balls?

For the reality TV fans:

Jeff Probes

Donald Hump

Bed Savage?

Lucy Lewd?

Drew Bare-Me-More?

Constance Craving
Dr. Fill
David Asshole-off
In-Diana Jones

Visionnaire said:

Dr. Fill

Visionnaire said:

In-Diana Jones

Darth Invader

Jason Really-Biggs

Tiger Wood

Sacha Barin' Cohen

Vagina Inspektor

Tori Amorous

Woody All-In

Knob Marley

Axl Hose

Burton Cumming

Steve Rimjobs

Jiz Stone

Grandmaster Gash & The Furious Fists

Malcolm Sex