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Thread started 09/14/12 1:07pm

Gunsnhalen

New Resident Evil Is Hilarious

My friend has free tickets to the new movie.. i am not a fan of the series. But i was like eh free movie & free popcorn! and in L.A both of those can be hard to come by these day's lol

this movie has to be the best comedy of 2012, it's so silly, messy & the actors are porno status. In fact this is like watching a high budget porno, you got boobs, babes, staches, muscled men, sweat & grunts.

Idk what number this is 5, 6? either way this thing is hilarious.

How well do these thing's even follow the games?

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Reply #1 posted 09/15/12 1:33am

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Gunsnhalen said:

My friend has free tickets to the new movie.. i am not a fan of the series. But i was like eh free movie & free popcorn! and in L.A both of those can be hard to come by these day's lol



this movie has to be the best comedy of 2012, it's so silly, messy & the actors are porno status. In fact this is like watching a high budget porno, you got boobs, babes, staches, muscled men, sweat & grunts.




Idk what number this is 5, 6? either way this thing is hilarious.



How well do these thing's even follow the games?


Don't ruin it...I'm seeing it Sunday with my daughter...we r huge Resident Evil fans hehe
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Reply #2 posted 09/15/12 1:35am

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Gunsnhalen said:

My friend has free tickets to the new movie.. i am not a fan of the series. But i was like eh free movie & free popcorn! and in L.A both of those can be hard to come by these day's lol

this movie has to be the best comedy of 2012, it's so silly, messy & the actors are porno status. In fact this is like watching a high budget porno, you got boobs, babes, staches, muscled men, sweat & grunts.

Idk what number this is 5, 6? either way this thing is hilarious.

How well do these thing's even follow the games?

Don't ruin it...I'm seeing it Sunday with my daughter...we r huge Resident Evil fans hehe

biggrin , honestly if you are fans of the series you will probably like it. The movies are messy & silly.. but there popcorn flicks. I know i'm not going in there to watch a spike lee or stanley kubrick production lol

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Reply #3 posted 09/15/12 1:45am

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Those movies don't follow the games story lines @ all really lol. Which is why I absolutely hate those movies lol. If it followed the stories from the actual video game series, it would be a pretty nice series to watch [depending on who's writing, directing, & starring in them nod]

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Reply #4 posted 09/15/12 5:44pm

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Those movies don't follow the games story lines @ all really lol. Which is why I absolutely hate those movies lol.

Exactly. I'm a big fan of the games, and that's why I HATE the movies with a passion. Paul W.S. Anderson should go to prison for this blasphemy. He only made one good movie in his life, and that was "Event Horizon". Everything else he did is a piece of shit.

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Reply #5 posted 09/15/12 6:15pm

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Tittypants said:

Those movies don't follow the games story lines @ all really lol. Which is why I absolutely hate those movies lol.

Exactly. I'm a big fan of the games, and that's why I HATE the movies with a passion. Paul W.S. Anderson should go to prison for this blasphemy. He only made one good movie in his life, and that was "Event Horizon". Everything else he did is a piece of shit.

I totally agree! lol I loved the RE video game series [except part 5 mad ], & these films don't follow shit! I wish George A. Romero would have done this series instead. He wrote a script for part 1 & was suppose to direct it [he used the original storyline, characters, setting etc.], but for some reason, it didn't happen. disbelief

I've also heard that this films storyline has something to do Scientology too, or something like that. neutral

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Reply #6 posted 09/15/12 7:07pm

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Tittypants said:

ludwig said:

Exactly. I'm a big fan of the games, and that's why I HATE the movies with a passion. Paul W.S. Anderson should go to prison for this blasphemy. He only made one good movie in his life, and that was "Event Horizon". Everything else he did is a piece of shit.

I totally agree! lol I loved the RE video game series [except part 5 mad ], & these films don't follow shit! I wish George A. Romero would have done this series instead. He wrote a script for part 1 & was suppose to direct it [he used the original storyline, characters, setting etc.], but for some reason, it didn't happen. disbelief

I've also heard that this films storyline has something to do Scientology too, or something like that. neutral

Yes, RE5 was soulless. But I love RE:Revelations for the Nintendo 3DS.

Well, as much as I respect Mr. Romero I think that he has lost his mojo just like George Lucas. I wish producer Bernd Eichinger (RIP) would've chosen someone younger and with more talent than Paul W.S. Anderson. Maybe Christophe Gans, who was responsible for the imho very good first Silent Hill movie.

[Edited 9/15/12 19:08pm]

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ludwig said:

Tittypants said:

I totally agree! lol I loved the RE video game series [except part 5 mad ], & these films don't follow shit! I wish George A. Romero would have done this series instead. He wrote a script for part 1 & was suppose to direct it [he used the original storyline, characters, setting etc.], but for some reason, it didn't happen. disbelief

I've also heard that this films storyline has something to do Scientology too, or something like that. neutral

Yes, RE5 was soulless. But I love RE:Revelations for the Nintendo 3DS.

Well, as much as I respect Mr. Romero I think that he has lost his mojo just like George Lucas. I wish producer Bernd Eichinger (RIP) would've chosen someone younger and with more talent than Paul W.S. Anderson. Maybe Christophe Gans, who was responsible for the imho very good first Silent Hill movie.

[Edited 9/15/12 19:08pm]

I haven't played that one yet. I don't have a 3DS.

Maybe so with Romero [his version would have been made in the late 90's if I'm not mistaken. He did direct the RE2 video game commercial that released in Japan only, I think disbelief]. But I am for certain they changed stuff in the First "Silent Hill" movie too. I have the original game. But I will admit it was a pretty decent adaption....especially for a video game movie. lol

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Reply #8 posted 09/15/12 7:16pm

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Why does Milla not age? neutral

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Reply #9 posted 09/15/12 7:47pm

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Why does Milla not age? neutral


Because the Umbrella Corporation is the fountain of youth lol
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Reply #10 posted 09/15/12 8:01pm

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noimageatall said:

Why does Milla not age? neutral

Because she's PERFECT.

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PurpleJedi said:

noimageatall said:

Why does Milla not age? neutral

Because she's PERFECT.

Well I know that lol but seriously...in real life this is creepy. eek

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Reply #12 posted 09/16/12 4:25am

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PurpleJedi said:

noimageatall said:

Why does Milla not age? neutral

Because she's PERFECT.

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Reply #13 posted 09/16/12 5:16am

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I thought this thread was about the upcoming Resident Evil 6 game, which I'll get as soon as it comes out...

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Reply #14 posted 09/16/12 7:15am

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Tittypants said:

ludwig said:

Yes, RE5 was soulless. But I love RE:Revelations for the Nintendo 3DS.

Well, as much as I respect Mr. Romero I think that he has lost his mojo just like George Lucas. I wish producer Bernd Eichinger (RIP) would've chosen someone younger and with more talent than Paul W.S. Anderson. Maybe Christophe Gans, who was responsible for the imho very good first Silent Hill movie.

[Edited 9/15/12 19:08pm]

I haven't played that one yet. I don't have a 3DS.

That game alone is worth getting a 3DS. It's that good, a real return to form after the dissapointing fifth game. And of course there are other wonderful games for the handheld as well.

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Reply #15 posted 09/16/12 2:31pm

JoeTyler

RE5 disappointing? disappointing you say?

wow, I thought it was a masterpiece, and it perfectly ended the part 1/3/Code Veronica story arc...

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Reply #16 posted 09/17/12 6:10am

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As for the games....I wasn't impressed with them.....I'm more into the movie making....but as for the thread I thought it was about the movie as well when I read the OP
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Reply #17 posted 09/17/12 9:12am

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.As for the games....I wasn't impressed with them....I'm more into the movie making....but as for the thread I thought it was about the movie as well when I read the OP

hmm, ok, but you gotta realize that Resident Evil was (is) basically a japanese videogame action/horror franchise (that means the games are nasty/wacko, unpredictable and, well, delightful), and the movies are just watered-down Hollywood versions, without the elements that made the games great to begin with...

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Reply #18 posted 09/17/12 10:40am

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ludwig said:

Tittypants said:

Those movies don't follow the games story lines @ all really lol. Which is why I absolutely hate those movies lol.

Exactly. I'm a big fan of the games, and that's why I HATE the movies with a passion. Paul W.S. Anderson should go to prison for this blasphemy. He only made one good movie in his life, and that was "Event Horizon". Everything else he did is a piece of shit.

confuse Event Horizon was good??????

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Reply #19 posted 09/17/12 11:03am

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ludwig said:

Exactly. I'm a big fan of the games, and that's why I HATE the movies with a passion. Paul W.S. Anderson should go to prison for this blasphemy. He only made one good movie in his life, and that was "Event Horizon". Everything else he did is a piece of shit.

confuse Event Horizon was good??????

Compared to all the crap he's done since then, it was excellent.

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Reply #20 posted 09/17/12 1:37pm

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JoeTyler said:



toots said:


.As for the games....I wasn't impressed with them....I'm more into the movie making....but as for the thread I thought it was about the movie as well when I read the OP


hmm, ok, but you gotta realize that Resident Evil was (is) basically a japanese videogame action/horror franchise (that means the games are nasty/wacko, unpredictable and, well, delightful), and the movies are just watered-down Hollywood versions, without the elements that made the games great to begin with...




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Reply #21 posted 09/17/12 3:13pm

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ludwig said:

kpowers said:

confuse Event Horizon was good??????

Compared to all the crap he's done since then, it was excellent.

shit is still shit

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Reply #22 posted 09/17/12 4:39pm

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I saw the movie last night......

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Avoid it @ all cost!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #23 posted 09/17/12 8:20pm

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Saw it today and i took my daughter .. we both said it has a feel for a sequel at the end of the movie...even my daughter cuaght on where they was in the test area.... but we are still fans .. Milla was great in it IMHO...

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Reply #24 posted 09/17/12 8:47pm

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I saw the movie last night......

Ken Park gif

Avoid it @ all cost!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that Prince Harry ???? eek

and thanks for the advice, I tried to watch part 1 (2002 if I'm not mistaken) but only in FF mode lol, I quit watching part 2 after the first 40 minutes, saw some youtube parts of part 3 and I got bored; no, I'm not gonna watch this new entry...

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Reply #25 posted 09/18/12 2:05am

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Saw the trailer for this before Dredd. The use of 3D is just incredibly awful. It's so exaggerated it looks like a pop-up book.

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Reply #26 posted 09/18/12 7:31pm

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Marrk said:

Saw the trailer for this before Dredd. The use of 3D is just incredibly awful. It's so exaggerated it looks like a pop-up book.




3D is so overrated IMHO...they didn't even need it for the last one....it was good enough in regular digital format for us...3d is being over used for alot of movies nowdays.... way to overkill it Hollywood
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Reply #27 posted 09/18/12 8:04pm

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toots said:

Marrk said:

Saw the trailer for this before Dredd. The use of 3D is just incredibly awful. It's so exaggerated it looks like a pop-up book.

3D is so overrated IMHO...they didn't even need it for the last one....it was good enough in regular digital format for us...3d is being over used for alot of movies nowdays.... way to overkill it Hollywood

I heard they are releasing Driving Miss Daisy in 3D

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