Come on, admit it. You do it, don't you?

So if you're not lucky enough to have your own private office, what do you do when you feel one coming and you're sitting in your cubicle?

Go to the bathroom?

Step outside?

Let it rip and throw nasty looks at the old lady that no one likes?

DISCUSS!

ZombieKitten said:

I also sleep in my office and tonight after a dinner of beans and rice - well it is lucky no clients are coming in the morning!

12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

PurpleJedi said:

12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

Or they're just you're every day non office farty people that wanted your insight on the subject.

i work in a care home so fart to hearts content! just blame it on the clients

Hudson said:

PurpleJedi said:

12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

Or they're just you're every day non office farty people that wanted your insight on the subject.

Embrace your flatulence people!

excited said:

i work in a care home so fart to hearts content! just blame it on the clients

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.

Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell.

I'm so glad I don't have family that likes fart machines. My mom's best friend is the queen of fart machine pranks.

If you hear me cough or clear my throat real loud, then you can guess what REALLY happened, LOL.

I'm telling you, old age is seriously giving me dyslexia, because I thought I read a thread title that said " FLIRTING in the office"

No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

NDRU said:

No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

I think I cut enough cheese around the house than to let it rip all over the workplace. Gotta have a little balance in all things ya know

imago said:

NDRU said:

No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

Exactly

washroom-only business!

Ocean said:

imago said:

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.

Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell.

u are pure evil ... Do tell on the paybacks .. I'm gonna fine that bloody entertaining!

Well, all of my friends knew what my pet peaves were.

For example, I loathe yellow-stickies.

So one day I arrive at my desk only to discover my entire cubicle was plastered with yellow stickies.

Apparently multiple departments joined in since I had ....erm....tricked so many folks.

Also, one time, when I was water fasting, my team deliberately conducted ina impromptu pot-luck lunch complete with cuban roast chicken within my presense.

I hate them.

i can often tell when they are coming on so i duck into the ladies

although a couple of time i did not make it 2 the loo on time i dont think they knew it was me tho ~ well no one said anything!!!!

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