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Thread started 08/25/12 7:51am

PurpleJedi

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Farting in the office

Come on, admit it. You do it, don't you?

So if you're not lucky enough to have your own private office, what do you do when you feel one coming and you're sitting in your cubicle?

Go to the bathroom?

Step outside?

Let it rip and throw nasty looks at the old lady that no one likes?

DISCUSS!

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Reply #1 posted 08/25/12 7:58am

ZombieKitten

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I also sleep in my office and tonight after a dinner of beans and rice - well it is lucky no clients are coming in the morning! fart
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Reply #2 posted 08/25/12 8:01am

PurpleJedi

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ZombieKitten said:

I also sleep in my office and tonight after a dinner of beans and rice - well it is lucky no clients are coming in the morning! fart

falloff

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Reply #3 posted 08/25/12 8:11am

PurpleJedi

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12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

nod fart

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Reply #4 posted 08/25/12 8:19am

Hudson

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PurpleJedi said:

12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

nod fart

Or they're just you're every day non office farty people that wanted your insight on the subject. wink

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Reply #5 posted 08/25/12 8:33am

excited

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i work in a care home so fart to hearts content! just blame it on the clients evillol

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Reply #6 posted 08/25/12 8:34am

PurpleJedi

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Hudson said:

PurpleJedi said:

12 views, 1 reply.

That's 11 people not wanting to admit they cut cheese in the office.

nod fart

Or they're just you're every day non office farty people that wanted your insight on the subject. wink

falloff

Embrace your flatulence people! yoda

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Reply #7 posted 08/25/12 8:34am

PurpleJedi

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excited said:

i work in a care home so fart to hearts content! just blame it on the clients evillol

thumbs up!

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Reply #8 posted 08/25/12 8:54am

imago

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.

Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell. lol

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Reply #9 posted 08/25/12 9:40am

Hudson

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I'm so glad I don't have family that likes fart machines. My mom's best friend is the queen of fart machine pranks. eek

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Reply #10 posted 08/25/12 9:45am

RodeoSchro

If you hear me cough or clear my throat real loud, then you can guess what REALLY happened, LOL.

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Reply #11 posted 08/25/12 12:35pm

Ottensen

I'm telling you, old age is seriously giving me dyslexia, because I thought I read a thread title that said " FLIRTING in the office" lol

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Reply #12 posted 08/25/12 1:30pm

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No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

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Reply #13 posted 08/25/12 2:33pm

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NDRU said:

No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

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Reply #14 posted 08/25/12 2:42pm

Ottensen

I think I cut enough cheese around the house than to let it rip all over the workplace. Gotta have a little balance in all things ya know lol

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Reply #15 posted 08/25/12 5:39pm

Ocean

imago said:

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.



Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell. lol



spit u are pure evil ... Do tell on the paybacks .. I'm gonna fine that bloody entertaining!
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Reply #16 posted 08/25/12 8:17pm

Cinny

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NDRU said:

No way, the second I fart in my office the hottest co-worker is guaranteed to come in. And I can't take that kind of risk!

Exactly lol

washroom-only business!

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Reply #17 posted 08/25/12 8:32pm

imago

Ocean said:

imago said:

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.

Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell. lol

spit u are pure evil ... Do tell on the paybacks .. I'm gonna fine that bloody entertaining!

Well, all of my friends knew what my pet peaves were.

For example, I loathe yellow-stickies.

So one day I arrive at my desk only to discover my entire cubicle was plastered with yellow stickies.

Apparently multiple departments joined in since I had ....erm....tricked so many folks. falloff

Also, one time, when I was water fasting, my team deliberately conducted ina impromptu pot-luck lunch complete with cuban roast chicken within my presense.

I hate them. lol

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Reply #18 posted 08/25/12 8:39pm

ThisOne

i can often tell when they are coming on so i duck into the ladies cool

although a couple of time i did not make it 2 the loo on time confused i dont think they knew it was me tho ~ well no one said anything!!!! smile

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Reply #19 posted 08/25/12 10:17pm

Ocean

imago said:



Ocean said:


imago said:

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.



Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell. lol




spit u are pure evil ... Do tell on the paybacks .. I'm gonna fine that bloody entertaining!



Well, all of my friends knew what my pet peaves were.


For example, I loathe yellow-stickies.



So one day I arrive at my desk only to discover my entire cubicle was plastered with yellow stickies.


Apparently multiple departments joined in since I had ....erm....tricked so many folks. falloff






Also, one time, when I was water fasting, my team deliberately conducted ina impromptu pot-luck lunch complete with cuban roast chicken within my presense.




I hate them. lol



I think I Love them!!! lol ... How the hell can u hate yellow stickies ... Is it reserved to yellow or any sticky ...ok that sounds kinda dirty neutral
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Reply #20 posted 08/30/12 9:54pm

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imago said:

I used to Carry this stupid fart toy with me at work, and whenever I was walking with a colleague down the hall, if someone was in front of us, I would often squeeze the fart toy and duck behind an adjacent hallway or into a room or a cub or something leaving the person to turn around and look at my friend.



Lawd, paybacks to me were sometimes hell. lol







This reminds me of symphony band class in 8th grade. The trombone players had slide oil. I believe the selmerr brand(?) smelled like skunk. I would grab my friends bottle and squirt it all over the seat front of me. That person would walk in and sit down, then the rest of the day they would hafta walk around smelling like skunk. That shit was hilarious...they NEVER knew what was going on...meanwhile id be busting up inside...if we only had YouTube back then.
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