If you were offered 500$ [in whatever currency you live by] a day to not bathe, shower, or do any other form of cleaning to your body [except stated in the rules], how long do you think you could go before you couldn't take it anymore?

[Other rules: You can only change your clothes (including underwear etc.) once a month, you can still brush your teeth daily, you can only wash your hands once a day, no perfume or deodorants for masking, no hair products]

I could hang out in the rain or go swimming in a pool/lake/river. So, forever is my answer.

kewlschool said:

I could hang out in the rain or go swimming in a pool/lake/river. So, forever is my answer.

No deodorant, soap, Cologne, shampoo etc...I'd love to see how you'd do with the ladies...

Tittypants said:

kewlschool said:

I could hang out in the rain or go swimming in a pool/lake/river. So, forever is my answer.

No deodorant, soap, Cologne, shampoo etc...I'd love to see how you'd do with the ladies...

I can use alcohol to kill any germs that might stink up!! Plus, that's an easy 185 grand a year.

kewlschool said:

Tittypants said:

No deodorant, soap, Cologne, shampoo etc...I'd love to see how you'd do with the ladies...

I can use alcohol to kill any germs that might stink up!! Plus, that's an easy 185 grand a year.

Two months probably.

First of all, I would lose miserably because I wash my hands constantly. I think that's why my hands get dry and my nails break so easily. As for the not washing my ass.....I could go for about 2wks. I could go longer if I was a dude but I'm a female and we can't walk around all willy nilly without washing. We have too many nooks, crannnies, titties and bits that sweat and needs a soap down.

KidaDynamite said:

First of all, I would lose miserably because I wash my hands constantly. I think that's why my hands get dry and my nails break so easily. As for the not washing my ass.....I could go for about 2wks. I could go longer if I was a dude but I'm a female and we can't walk around all willy nilly without washing. We have too many nooks, crannnies, titties and bits that sweat and needs a soap down.

If I can go swimming, than maybe a year to build up my saving.... If that's out of the question, then perhaps a month or 2

We can swim? Then just about forever! It's actually perfect, because with that kind of scratch I could finally get a gym membership!

So is this, like, a legitmate offer, or what?

NDRU said:

We can swim? Then just about forever! It's actually perfect, because with that kind of scratch I could finally get a gym membership!

So is this, like, a legitmate offer, or what?

Nah, It's just as the thread title says....I wish it was a real offer though....I'd do it in a jiffy

Five days.

That's all I could take. I could probably live two months with that money anyway. Beats telemarketing or cleaning toilets, I suppose.

You know what. I would be able to last longer in the winter because there is not a lot of sweating.

My mom asked was this a real thing, with big and ready eyes.

KidaDynamite said:

I don't know how long I would last, once my cunt began to itch it would be game over.

ZombieKitten said:

KidaDynamite said:

You know what. I would be able to last longer in the winter because there is not a lot of sweating.

My mom asked was this a real thing, with big and ready eyes.

Awwwww Wish it was real, I'd have made $2K this week already

I wouldn't have made any yet but I'd be well on my way.

LadyCasanova said:

I don't know how long I would last, once my cunt began to itch it would be game over.

Word.

LadyCasanova said:

I don't know how long I would last, once my cunt began to itch it would be game over.

Yeah, but as someone called LadyCasanova who had an itchy cunt, think of how ironic you'd be.

I couldn't do it....

Swimming? There is NOT enough chlorine in the world to kill that kind of filth!

(besides, you'd smell like funk AND chlorine. )

On that note... I'm going to jump in the shower.

Visionnaire said:

LadyCasanova said:

I don't know how long I would last, once my cunt began to itch it would be game over.

Yeah, but as someone called LadyCasanova who had an itchy cunt, think of how ironic you'd be.

Could I move to India?

(...ok...I'll myself for that one...)

the rest of my life...

PurpleJedi said:

Visionnaire said:

Yeah, but as someone called LadyCasanova who had an itchy cunt, think of how ironic you'd be.

A fan of dirty pussy, are we?

LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

A fan of dirty pussy, are we?

If I'm allowed to use a can of deoorant, then you can give me 8-12 months. If not 2-6.

[Edited 7/31/12 14:38pm]

Maybe three of four days.

Sorry...cleanliness is a must.