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Due to the extremely hot nature of this product (between 500,000 and 1,000,000 Scoville units), I agree that Pure Cap, Satan's Blood or Mad Dog's Revenge shall only be used as a food additive. These products can cause serious injury if directly consumed, ingested and/or applied to the skin, eyes, or any other bodily organs.


Pure Cap, Satan's Blood or Mad Dog's Revenge are to be used at my own risk, and that I fully understand the potential damage if handled improperly.


If I give this product as a gift, I will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if handled improperly.


I hereby disclaim, release and relinquish any and all claims, actions and/or law suits that I, or any of my dependants, heirs or family members may have relating to any damage and/or injury that results, or is alleged to have resulted, from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact of any bodily part or organ of or from Pure Cap, Satan's Blood or Mad Dog's Revenge.


I am not inebriated, and am fully able to make a sound decision about the purchase of this product.





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LaVisHh said:

Speaking of Poop... I bet he didnt sit for a week! I never got that part of the story! :LOL: :LOL:

..not to be used as a lubricant!

BorisFishpaw said:

On your heavenly body i like it there .. Is out of the equation huh? No guts No glory!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

...It'll end in tears.

Ever had it sooo hot, it gave you hiccups?

I can feel my mouth burning just looking at 'em.

IceNine said:

So, since Muse has posted a picture of the pepper extract that was responsible for a real horror, I will give the short story.

I eat more hot stuff than a hundred people... I pop habanero peppers like Tic-Tacs... nothing is really hot to me... so I decided to see just exactly how hot this stuff was.

I ate a medium-sized quantity of this particular extract on a corn chip... the extract was hot, but it was a rising heat... it got hotter with time, but it never got unbearable in my mouth. The problem came after it had time to hang around in my stomach for a while... EXTREME pain was involved.

To make a long story short, I actually nearly went into shock, as the capasicin acids did their job... I began sweating profusely and my arms and legs began to go numb and tingly. There came a point where I pretty can't remember what was going on... luckily, I knew that milk would break the acid sequence. Before totally losing it, I drank a large quantity of milk and consumed an entire package of extra strength Rolaids... everything went black.

I got better, but it was suggested that I check into the hospital for tests... I didn't.

DO NOT EAT THAT SHIT BY ITSELF... THIS IS A FOOD ADDITIVE AND IT CAN KILL YOU OR SERIOUSLY INJURE YOU.

IceNine said:

...now try it analy and see how u feel

BorisFishpaw said:

Not the hiccups!