THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 60 ...THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL.

I'm doing one question at a time, then I'll give the answer....

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

first.

First

before or after overtaking ?

before , 3rd

after , 1st

[Edited 7/27/12 12:49pm]

Second.

If you overtake the person in 2nd, then you become the person in 2nd.

shiloh66 said:

Second.

If you overtake the person in 2nd, then you become the person in 2nd.

Damn. Truuuuue.

shiloh66 said:

Second.

If you overtake the person in 2nd, then you become the person in 2nd.

ah yeah duh

my first answer was right though

ah!!!! you fuckers all have dementia

some got it.

ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?



SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

[Edited 7/27/12 13:36pm]

I quit.

morningsong said:

some got it.

ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?



SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

[Edited 7/27/12 13:36pm]

depends on the nr. of participants

however you'll be the last but one for sure

[Edited 7/27/12 13:47pm]

ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??



THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT.
NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 ..

NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10.

WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

meh

[Edited 7/27/12 13:54pm]

DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE..



FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

I lost folks.

It's the end anyway.

DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!




OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:



A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

^

blind people don't need sunglasses

btw you never said they were trick questions

.

[Edited 7/27/12 14:35pm]

Sorry, got busy.

IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL

Hey, this test really works!
I can already feel my dementia starting to kick in.

Well, at least I got the 1st and last one right. That means, I win!

Got them all right and had a blast laughing at everyone who answered the first question

I love doing these with the kids I work with.

8 year old: "IT WAS THE UNCLE WHO WAS REALLY THE FATHER AND NO ONE KNEW!!"

LadyCasanova said:

Got them all right and had a blast laughing at everyone who answered the first question

I love doing these with the kids I work with.

8 year old: "IT WAS THE UNCLE WHO WAS REALLY THE FATHER AND NO ONE KNEW!!"

i should have followed my first instinct on the first question and said "second".

i didn't even try

I guess I should say, I got none of them right. I just wanted to share the joy. The math one pissed me off cause my mind kept saying 100 but I kept forcing 1000, grr.

i'm fine. move along. nothing to see here.

second to last?

kiasheri said:

i didn't even try

I kne I'd fuck it up, so I didn't even attempt it!

The first three ones were easy

the fourth one got me

the fifth one makes no sense, multiple answers, it's more like a funkpill's joke than an IQ question

These are clever.

I forgot what I wanted to write....