She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty

Of course the pendulum continues to swing now and then, and my opinions and feelings ass wise change, but this is my final conclusion:

All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl.

It's quite simple. I want a girl with a big booty. Just so I can say "she got a big booty so I call her Big Booty."

When I die, bury me inside the booty club.

It's all I desire, all I need.

Of course you know, she can nice and smart and whatever. I guess that's alright.

What do you desire in a partner?

1. 
   How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! and thy booty!

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but not feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

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imago said:

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

Damn.

smoothcriminal12 said:

imago said:

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

Damn.

FUCK, I meant NOT feel like it's her duty.

imago said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Damn.

FUCK, I meant NOT feel like it's her duty.

imago said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Damn.

FUCK, I meant NOT feel like it's her duty.

Suuurrreeee...

smoothcriminal12 said:

imago said:

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

Damn.

What? I don't get it.

A nice smile.

A bubbly personality.

A nice rack.

A round booty.

Hell, who am I kidding?

A pulse.

NDRU said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Damn.

What? I don't get it.

He said she should feel like it's her duty.

imago said:

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but not feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

.

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smoothcriminal12 said:

NDRU said:

What? I don't get it.

He said she should feel like it's her duty.

You're a teenager and you want a big booty girl?? Are there any teen big booty girls in your hood?

kewlschool said:

imago said:

A firm sense of fashion.

From time to time, she should wear smokey eye makeup and be able to rock a pixie hairdo.

Kind to others and animals.

A soft spoken voice.

She should enjoy cooking but not feel like it's her duty.

She should love chldren.

She should want to give me a lot of space.

She should have a great sense of humor and be a bit nerdy.

She must floss.

.

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I can almost hear Chris loading the sawed-off shotgun as we speak...

luv4u said:

You're a teenager and you want a big booty girl?? Are there any teen big booty girls in your hood?

If there's any Dominican girls in his hood, then the answer would be YES.

I want a woman with boobs that I can cup the whole thing in my hand with no extra room. I want a man with balls close to his dick and with long but not too long hair. Oh and I want him to be shaved

luv4u said:

You're a teenager and you want a big booty girl?? Are there any teen big booty girls in your hood?

Not yet . But I'm counting on adulthood to deliver the goods.

smoothcriminal12 said:

luv4u said:

You're a teenager and you want a big booty girl?? Are there any teen big booty girls in your hood?

Not yet . But I'm counting on adulthood to deliver the goods.

You'd love Brazil. They got big butts and they all wear thongs

aardvark15 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Not yet . But I'm counting on adulthood to deliver the goods.

You'd love Brazil. They got big butts and they all wear thongs

Why Canada?

smoothcriminal12 said:

aardvark15 said:

You'd love Brazil. They got big butts and they all wear thongs

Why Canada?

If only you were born gay

aardvark15 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Why Canada?

If only you were born gay

Why? Is Canada gay heaven or something?

smoothcriminal12 said:

aardvark15 said:

If only you were born gay

Why? Is Canada gay heaven or something?

On July 20, 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world and the first country in the Americas to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide with the enactment of the Civil Marriage Act which provided a gender-neutral marriage definition. Court decisions, starting in 2003, each already legalized same-sex marriage in eight out of ten provinces and one of three territories, whose residents comprised about 90% of Canada's population. Before passage of the Act, more than 3,000 same-sex couples had already married in those areas.^[1] Most legal benefits commonly associated with marriage had been extended to cohabiting same-sex couples since 1999.

aardvark15 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Why? Is Canada gay heaven or something?

On July 20, 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world and the first country in the Americas to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide with the enactment of the Civil Marriage Act which provided a gender-neutral marriage definition. Court decisions, starting in 2003, each already legalized same-sex marriage in eight out of ten provinces and one of three territories, whose residents comprised about 90% of Canada's population. Before passage of the Act, more than 3,000 same-sex couples had already married in those areas.^[1] Most legal benefits commonly associated with marriage had been extended to cohabiting same-sex couples since 1999.

Ah, yes. Y'all down there are behind a few years.

smoothcriminal12 said:

aardvark15 said:

On July 20, 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world and the first country in the Americas to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide with the enactment of the Civil Marriage Act which provided a gender-neutral marriage definition. Court decisions, starting in 2003, each already legalized same-sex marriage in eight out of ten provinces and one of three territories, whose residents comprised about 90% of Canada's population. Before passage of the Act, more than 3,000 same-sex couples had already married in those areas.^[1] Most legal benefits commonly associated with marriage had been extended to cohabiting same-sex couples since 1999.

Ah, yes. Y'all down there are behind a few years.

More like a few decades. The dictionaries at my middle school said only gays could get AIDS

aardvark15 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Ah, yes. Y'all down there are behind a few years.

More like a few decades. The dictionaries at my middle school said only gays could get AIDS

Damn.

an orphan without brothers/sisters, if possible

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U want too much

nursev said:

U want too much