so anyway the other day i was in my car and i heard the pina colada song and i for some reason i randomly thought of this line and couldn't get it outta my head..."if you like penis alotta!

so the last few days i've been singing that line over and over and its driven me so crazy that i finally set and re wrote some of the lyrics to go with the line stuck in my head. Here is what i came up with

its called We'll Bang(the penis allotta song)

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
she had a boring va jay jay, not worthy of my dong
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the craigslist in bed
And in the personals section, there was this ad that I read:

"Oh I like penis alot-ta, and getting caught with a wang
If you hate boring va jay jays, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like bumping uglies at midnight, down at the super 8.
I've got the vag you've looked for, text me back and we'll bang"

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I signed into craigslist, wrote out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I have penis alot-ta, and getting touched on my wang
I'm not into boring va jay jays, I am into freaky thangs.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At this place called super 8, we'll get naked and bang!"

So I waited with a hard on, then she walked in the place.
I knew her boobs in an instant, I knew the curve of her downtown space.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Penis alot-ta, and getting caught with a wang.
And the feel of a cheap motel, and the taste of my thang.
If you like getting effed at midnight, down at the super 8
You're the vag that I've looked for, i really like that poon tang!

"oh I like penis alot-ta, and getting caught with a wang.
if you hate dull va jay jays, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like doing it at midnight, down at the super 8.
You're the dong that I've looked for, come with me, and we'll bang!."

Charming.

Not bad, send that shit to Seth Macfarlane and you could have Quagmire rapping it to some chick on the next episode of Family Guy