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J0nah Falc0n Held up at AIRPORT due to HIS P3N1S OK, I'm sure this will be making its rounds: http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...ks-1145798
Jonah Falco was detained at an airport for several harrowing minutes because his penis was mistaken for a suspicious package.
Mr. Falcon, as many of you may already know, is the owner of the word's biggest penis.
Now, I'm going to be honest--I think penises anywhere remotely in that range of size are absolutely grotesque, so it baffles me that he would be so proud of that thing. It's sort of like ....well, you know we all want to have low hanging balls, but if those fuckers are splapping up against your knees, then that shit just ain't right. For me, it's the same with the penis.
His penis is longer than his forearm, and thicker too. He wears the largest condoms you can commerically buy, and they only cover half of it.
Now, obviously small penises are undeserable too, but a 13 1/2 incher fatter than his meaty ass arm? shit, bitch....no!
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I much rather stare at this photo....
http://www.artdes.monash....rmtxt.html
Robert Maplethorp's work is wonderful. | |
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its a dick thread! | |
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The metal plate in my head gives me the same kind of troubles. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Umm.....since when do men's wangs grow almost 5inches when they get a boner?
Or am I just being ignorant? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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How long has it been since the last dick thread??
The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" | |
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unbelievable
Jonah Falcon, born on July 29, 1970, Brooklyn, New York, is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his large penis. Jonah attended school at Bronx High School of Science, and graduated in 1988. He is bisexual. He is also the senior editor for the gaming blog Game Stooge. He gained media attention after appearing in the HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in 1999, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises. Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003, so Jonah gained additional coverage after that. He also appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “ The World’s Biggest Penis.”, in early 2006. His penis large size also led him to many appearances on the Howard Stern radio program. Read more: http://people.famouswhy.com/jonah_falcon/#ixzz212vE7cki [Edited 7/18/12 23:12pm] “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary. [Edited 7/18/12 23:15pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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word!
That bitch looks like a potatoe shaped cockzilla wrapped in aluminum foil. | |
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This one reminds me a LOT of Ocean
I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Unleash! | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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So is that face unfortunately.
Blech! | |
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we learn something new every day here at the ORG. this will come in handy | |
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omg now that's just yummy | |
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Are there any pics of him which aren't blurred? | |
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The whole picture is wrong...he doesn't make it very attractive! | |
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there was one I saw with google (safe search off) that may have been him but his face wasn't in it I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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http://www.penissizematte...falcon.htm
here's a link. see pix about 3/4 of the way down. if you have the nads to post it, well okay then. “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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So I gather his schlong doesn't qualify as carry-on luggage? You can call me jealous! | |
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Yeah, but I think most women would run from that thing.... and his creepy looking grin doesn't win any sexy points either.
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free2bfreeda said: unbelievable
Jonah Falcon, born on July 29, 1970, Brooklyn, New York, is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his large penis. Jonah attended school at Bronx High School of Science, and graduated in 1988. He is bisexual. He is also the senior editor for the gaming blog Game Stooge. He gained media attention after appearing in the HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in 1999, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises. Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003, so Jonah gained additional coverage after that. He also appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “ The World’s Biggest Penis.”, in early 2006. His penis large size also led him to many appearances on the Howard Stern radio program. Read more: http://people.famouswhy.com/jonah_falcon/#ixzz212vE7cki [Edited 7/18/12 23:12pm] [Edited 7/20/12 8:26am] | |
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Yeah we know... | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Since this is a "Dick thread" there was an artist called Tom of Finland (1920- 1991) who was notorious for his explicit drawings of extremely well endowed gay men. Some of his drawings featured chiselled studs with monstrous appendages, in very explicit scenes. Some of the penises appear to be touching the nipples and are longer than the arms on some men.. There was also a porno star from the 70s called King Dong whose penis was so large you could tie it in a knot (Lokk him up on the net he will come up. Apparently his penis was so large that he passe dout as blood went into it and when erect was 23 inches (58 centimetres long). Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name | |
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