FUCK YOU!!!

now that you've been sufficiantly insulted, let me tell you a story

LET ME TELL YOU WHUT MY DOCTOR SAID TO ME...

i went to his office for my quaterly (refills and thangs) and he braught up my

soon to be BIRTHDAY and i was like "yep, the big 5 7..." and he goes into this thing about

havin a camera stuck in my ass because " you should have been gettin this done back

when you turned 50, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

he tells me that he's gonna contact these people that do this and they'll contact me

so that i can make an appointment

I MUST APPOLOGIZE TO WOMEN IN GENERAL FOR ALL MY PAST BEHAVIORS

i was not a nice kid, well really i was eddie haskle nice. but around the hood i was a bit

of an asshole espeacially to girls... I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, RIGHT???

but i use to talk the girls in the hood into all kinds of shit, just because i could.

back in the day, and i'm sure this has happened in everyone's hood,

there were some really active girls in the area BUT they had to feel that they were

bein talked into doin things that they did, before they would do them.

that way they could say it was not their idea to do these things.

and the conversations went much like this...

"yo, i don't see why you act all shy around me when we

both know that you been with my potnah three/four times already.

"now i ain't mad i still like you but you gotta qwit frontin like you

ain't already knowin we gonna do this"

THAT'S WHUT MY DOCTOR DID TO ME...

he says, "i'mma hook you up with my peeps and they gonna look out for you"

and when i call in to make the appointment this woman says to me

"hi, i'm gonna make your appointment for next tuesday, now would you like a doctor

OR a nurse practitioner?" and i'm like "da fuck are you askin me? i want the muthafucka that's gonna be goin up in my ass. this ain't no PARTY BUTT!!! this ain't no EVERYBODY GETS A TURN"

and i swear, in the background i can hear her snickerin and right then i realize this bitch prolly got me on speakerphone with her friends listenin

AND THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME!!!

i'm just gettin PAYBACK for all the times i did this to somebody's daughter...

the moral of the story is,

FUCK Y'ALL!!! i had fun when i was a kid

but I DO HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONALS ABOUT IT

u know u need it so dont be scared

nursev said:

u know u need it so dont be scared

gotadot

[Edited 7/4/12 17:08pm]

damnit

[Edited 7/4/12 17:09pm]

KingBAD said:

nursev said:

u know u need it so dont be scared

gotadot

[Edited 7/4/12 17:08pm]

damnit

[Edited 7/4/12 17:09pm]

that's cold

nursev said:

KingBAD said:

gotadot

[Edited 7/4/12 17:08pm]

damnit

[Edited 7/4/12 17:09pm]

that's cold

DAT'S PIMPIN!!!

KingBAD said:

nursev said:

that's cold

DAT'S PIMPIN!!!

true

KingBAD said:

FUCK YOU!!!

now that you've been sufficiantly insulted, let me tell you a story

LET ME TELL YOU WHUT MY DOCTOR SAID TO ME...

i went to his office for my quaterly (refills and thangs) and he braught up my

soon to be BIRTHDAY and i was like "yep, the big 5 7..." and he goes into this thing about

havin a camera stuck in my ass because " you should have been gettin this done back

when you turned 50, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

he tells me that he's gonna contact these people that do this and they'll contact me

so that i can make an appointment

I MUST APPOLOGIZE TO WOMEN IN GENERAL FOR ALL MY PAST BEHAVIORS

i was not a nice kid, well really i was eddie haskle nice. but around the hood i was a bit

of an asshole espeacially to girls... I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, RIGHT???

but i use to talk the girls in the hood into all kinds of shit, just because i could.

back in the day, and i'm sure this has happened in everyone's hood,

there were some really active girls in the area BUT they had to feel that they were

bein talked into doin things that they did, before they would do them.

that way they could say it was not their idea to do these things.

and the conversations went much like this...

"yo, i don't see why you act all shy around me when we

both know that you been with my potnah three/four times already.

"now i ain't mad i still like you but you gotta qwit frontin like you

ain't already knowin we gonna do this"

THAT'S WHUT MY DOCTOR DID TO ME...

he says, "i'mma hook you up with my peeps and they gonna look out for you"

and when i call in to make the appointment this woman says to me

"hi, i'm gonna make your appointment for next tuesday, now would you like a doctor

OR a nurse practitioner?" and i'm like "da fuck are you askin me? i want the muthafucka that's gonna be goin up in my ass. this ain't no PARTY BUTT!!! this ain't no EVERYBODY GETS A TURN"

and i swear, in the background i can hear her snickerin and right then i realize this bitch prolly got me on speakerphone with her friends listenin

AND THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME!!!

i'm just gettin PAYBACK for all the times i did this to somebody's daughter...

the moral of the story is,

FUCK Y'ALL!!! i had fun when i was a kid

but I DO HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONALS ABOUT IT

Well if all your bad karma due to treating girls badly will be channeled in this one event...............just know that life still is okay when you'r not able to sit down.

Standing is good to.

Let's just hope the lady will be nicer to you than you've been to the ladies.

I have a hunch you're gonna enjoy it

PANDURITO said:

I have a hunch you're gonna enjoy it

@ Pandy

PANDURITO said:

I have a hunch you're gonna enjoy it

His inner truth will reveal itself...........

KingBAD said:

" and i'm like "da fuck are you askin me? i want the muthafucka that's gonna be goin up in my ass. this ain't no PARTY BUTT!!! this ain't no EVERYBODY GETS A TURN"

AND THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME!!!

i'm just gettin PAYBACK for all the times i did this to somebody's daughter...

the moral of the story is,

FUCK Y'ALL!!! i had fun when i was a kid

but I DO HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONALS ABOUT IT

After having mine done all i could think of was, 'Damn, i got fuc*ed and didn't even get a kiss afterwards!' The examination wasn't that bad though.

On a serious note. Its important to get checked for prostate and colon problems early. Especially black men. We tend to develop problems earlier than other groups and when something is detected, its usually more severe. I know someone that was just diagnosed with prostate cancer and he's only 50.

Karma can be a "bitch". That's why I've always treated woman [& most human beings] with the up-most respect....

You're getting a colonoscopy and you're talking as if you're dying?

Dude, you have a better chance of dying if you don't have one. It's a simple procedure to check of colon cancer.

However, your apology is accepted, muthafucka.

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

You're getting a colonoscopy and you're talking as if you're dying?

Dude, you have a better chance of dying if you don't have one. It's a simple procedure to check of colon cancer.

However, your apology is accepted, muthafucka.

don't get all uppity

KingBAD said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

You're getting a colonoscopy and you're talking as if you're dying?

Dude, you have a better chance of dying if you don't have one. It's a simple procedure to check of colon cancer.

However, your apology is accepted, muthafucka.

don't get all uppity

Good luck with your screening, your Badness.

they prolly gonna do some ole dumn shit

like broadcast my shit on CINAMAX or somethin...

but before all that, i'mma be gettin finger banged

by anybody that come in the room???

i swear the bitch asked me who i wanted FIRST.

and why every broad i talk to wanna tell me some

shit about gettin air blowed up my ass?

i figure long as it's a woman blowin, i'm cool

fuckin cameras in my ass, and y'all talkin like it's nothin.

i'm scared of that

KingBAD said:

they prolly gonna do some ole dumn shit

like broadcast my shit on CINAMAX or somethin...

but before all that, i'mma be gettin finger banged

by anybody that come in the room???

i swear the bitch asked me who i wanted FIRST.

and why every broad i talk to wanna tell me some

shit about gettin air blowed up my ass?

i figure long as it's a woman blowin, i'm cool

fuckin cameras in my ass, and y'all talkin like it's nothin.

i'm scared of that

butt u cant b getting the shits about it!!!!

Dont they put you out for that?? I swear my aunt said they knock you into twilight or something? Wonder what else gets slipped in while your out ass up in the air??

Oh well.. Good luck with that King!!

tinaz said:

Dont they put you out for that?? I swear my aunt said they knock you into twilight or something? Wonder what else gets slipped in while your out ass up in the air??

Oh well.. Good luck with that King!!

Karma can really hurt.

You will be fine....

When in doubt, fart it out.

dJJ said:

tinaz said:

Dont they put you out for that?? I swear my aunt said they knock you into twilight or something? Wonder what else gets slipped in while your out ass up in the air??

Oh well.. Good luck with that King!!

Karma can really hurt.

KingB you 57 I thought you were much younger but go'head wit your grown and sexy self!!

Get that exam, make sure you get the finest NP in the place and let her work that ass out!!

Seriously, my dad avoided that exam like the plague and he died of colon cancer three weeks after he was diagnosed. If only he had it starting at 50 he would not have died at 63 or at least had a fair chance at fighting it.

I hear the enema cleansing the day(s) before are far worse than the actual exam.. I get my first colonoscopy this fall.

Best wishes and please let us know how it goes!!!

nammie said:

KingB you 57 I thought you were much younger but go'head wit your grown and sexy self!!

Get that exam, make sure you get the finest NP in the place and let her work that ass out!!

Seriously, my dad avoided that exam like the plague and he died of colon cancer three weeks after he was diagnosed. If only he had it starting at 50 he would not have died at 63 or at least had a fair chance at fighting it.

I hear the enema cleansing the day(s) before are far worse than the actual exam.. I get my first colonoscopy this fall.

Best wishes and please let us know how it goes!!!

we already know how that shit go...

"you're gonna feel juuuuuuuuuust a little pressure. now oooooohhhhhhh, oooooooooooooo,

oh oh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss, no no don't move, right there, right there, right right THEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!"

You're gonna get the good drugs.

KingBAD said:

nammie said:

KingB you 57 I thought you were much younger but go'head wit your grown and sexy self!!

Get that exam, make sure you get the finest NP in the place and let her work that ass out!!

Seriously, my dad avoided that exam like the plague and he died of colon cancer three weeks after he was diagnosed. If only he had it starting at 50 he would not have died at 63 or at least had a fair chance at fighting it.

I hear the enema cleansing the day(s) before are far worse than the actual exam.. I get my first colonoscopy this fall.

Best wishes and please let us know how it goes!!!

we already know how that shit go...

"you're gonna feel juuuuuuuuuust a little pressure. now oooooohhhhhhh, oooooooooooooo,

oh oh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss, no no don't move, right there, right there, right right THEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!"

I think they twilight you so you'll have a good buzz going, make sure you give it to'em the KingBAD-way.

I just wanna slap a bitch when they say "just a little pressure or just a little pinch." That's code for this shit's gonna hurt like a muthafucka!

It's the fucking 21st century...cant they come up with a better way to go about this shit?

I'm about a decade away from my "procedure". If they havent come up with anything new by then, I intend to offer bribes.

Knock me the fuck out...PLEASE!

to fully recover u will need a holiday!!!

perhaps on this boat.................................

KingBAD said:

FUCK YOU!!!

now that you've been sufficiantly insulted, let me tell you a story

LET ME TELL YOU WHUT MY DOCTOR SAID TO ME...

i went to his office for my quaterly (refills and thangs) and he braught up my

soon to be BIRTHDAY and i was like "yep, the big 5 7..." and he goes into this thing about

havin a camera stuck in my ass because " you should have been gettin this done back

when you turned 50, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

he tells me that he's gonna contact these people that do this and they'll contact me

so that i can make an appointment

I MUST APPOLOGIZE TO WOMEN IN GENERAL FOR ALL MY PAST BEHAVIORS

i was not a nice kid, well really i was eddie haskle nice. but around the hood i was a bit

of an asshole espeacially to girls... I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, RIGHT???

but i use to talk the girls in the hood into all kinds of shit, just because i could.

back in the day, and i'm sure this has happened in everyone's hood,

there were some really active girls in the area BUT they had to feel that they were

bein talked into doin things that they did, before they would do them.

that way they could say it was not their idea to do these things.

and the conversations went much like this...

"yo, i don't see why you act all shy around me when we

both know that you been with my potnah three/four times already.

"now i ain't mad i still like you but you gotta qwit frontin like you

ain't already knowin we gonna do this"

THAT'S WHUT MY DOCTOR DID TO ME...

he says, "i'mma hook you up with my peeps and they gonna look out for you"

and when i call in to make the appointment this woman says to me

"hi, i'm gonna make your appointment for next tuesday, now would you like a doctor

OR a nurse practitioner?" and i'm like "da fuck are you askin me? i want the muthafucka that's gonna be goin up in my ass. this ain't no PARTY BUTT!!! this ain't no EVERYBODY GETS A TURN"

and i swear, in the background i can hear her snickerin and right then i realize this bitch prolly got me on speakerphone with her friends listenin

AND THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME!!!

i'm just gettin PAYBACK for all the times i did this to somebody's daughter...

the moral of the story is,

FUCK Y'ALL!!! i had fun when i was a kid

but I DO HOPE THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONALS ABOUT IT

there really is nothing quite like one's first colonoscopy