...here are my answers:

1. Fire engine red

2. That one time I lost my bathing suit in the pool

3. That one time I lost my bathing suit in the pool and Jenny returned it to me

4. Yes

5. Macrame

6. I'd tell her that sometimes life ain't always the way

7. Derek Jeter

8. iPad, but with no apps

9. Jesus

10. Only if the donkey had a really hot sister that was actually a human and not a donkey

11. $4,821.33

12. Not since about 1996

13. I do dream, but almost always forget them within a minute of waking up

14. H2O

15. On a nice dinner with my wife, of course!

Feel free to answer April's questions now yourself, and save time!

1. depends on my mood

2. marco polo

3. not without novocaine

4. zeitgeist: the movie

5. i'd paint it red

6. pass

7. snapping turtles. all turtles for that matter, and elephants too

8. technology is being used mostly for mind control and illusion but i'd have to say netflix

9. the sun

10. true love conquers all

11. i don't know

12. i would if i could for sure

13. china. definitely china

14. reese withoutherspoon

15. i'd put that on hold for now

1 - Thong.

2 - Peeling potatoes.

3 - America.

4 - Every single Tuesday. But sometimes on a Wednesday - If the weather is nice.

5 - Pineapple fritter.

6 - When a woman asked me to pass the hairspray to her and I was in such a rush, I threw it at her to catch, but it missed and hit her in the face and she got a big bruise on her cheek.

7 - On the manager's desk at work.

8 - Android.

9 - Yasmin Bleeth.

10 - Yeah, man! Donkey's have big willy's!

11 - LOADS!

12 - I don't know.

13 - Citroen Xsara Picasso. Lilac.

14 - A brand new iron and ironing board. And someone to do it all for me.

15 - Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey (clap-clap clap) hey mickey (clap-clap clap).

you!!!

imago said:

you!!!

I can't wait to see what the questions are!

At first, I thought I was really clever but then I realized that basically all I've done is rip off Mad Libs.