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FEBRUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

1	)	What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?

2	)	What animal has made you laugh the hardest?

3	)	So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?

4	)	He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?

5	)	Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?

6	)	NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?

7	)	Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?

8	)	What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?

9	)	How much time do you spend alone?

10	)	Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?

11	)	What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?

12	)	Who was the first gay person you met in real life?

13	)	You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?

14	)	Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?

15	)	The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?

16	)	How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis

17	)	What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

18	)	OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?

19	)	How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?

20	)	How was valentines day?

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Reply #1 posted 07/02/12 5:27pm

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lol okay

FEBRUARY 2012 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

1	)	What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been? the horse i learned to ride on at first seemed huge and fearsome. he was pretty nice once i got to know him.
2	)	What animal has made you laugh the hardest? otters. they're the funniest creatures
3	)	So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff? well, maybe yes. i'd have to wonder about his taste in art
4	)	He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions? i'd likely think him a bit of a daredevil
5	)	Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction? i'd challenge that and probably get into a verbal battle. kind of like when my mom's boyfriend opin3d that it's too bad we can't just kill off the homeless folk for their own good. yes, he really said that
6	)	NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts? i'd be hoping betty white would still have time for hot in cleveland, which is a total scream
7	)	Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person? i would. i don't want to inadvertently rip someone off
8	)	What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year? i think today! a tuna sandwich that isn't coming right back up again!
9	)	How much time do you spend alone? quite a bit
10	)	Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown? i'd let it go if others were in the room listening, or try to use the word in a phrase myself to legitimize the thing.
11	)	What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)? it changes depending on my mood - right now i'm thinking chasing sleep is pretty horrible. stories about utter betrayal get to me
12	)	Who was the first gay person you met in real life? my uncle paul the writer, when i was two
13	)	You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to? humane society and salvation army
14	)	Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery? i really don't know.
15	)	The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions? mullet haired poodle man of course!
16	)	How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis elvis. that thing with his hips, y'know
17	)	What's the furthest you've ever been from home? all the way around the planet
18	)	OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sexy is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good? this has to be the control group question
19	)	How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most? i don't really. i have a place i put things like keys, purse. it's a habit and saves me from losing things
20	)	How was valentines day? it passed quickly

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Reply #2 posted 07/02/12 6:06pm

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imago said:

1 ) What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?

Probably when an aggresive dog managed to jump over the fence and run after me when I was a child.

2 ) What animal has made you laugh the hardest?

A youtube video of a dog Lisa showed us in Amsterdam was really funny!

3 ) So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?

Yes, because I'm not into men in general.

4 ) He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?

Yuck!

5 ) Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?

I politely tell him that I disagree and that I think this is a very superficial prejudice, but I would ignore any attempt to make this a serious discussion.

6 ) NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?

7 ) Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?

Probably yes. I'd tell them Purplejedi damaged it.

8 ) What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?

No idea. Pizza?

9 ) How much time do you spend alone?

About 16 hours a day. I need that time alone.

10 ) Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?

I'd help him without exposing him too much. I'd probably make a joke about Freudian slips and how people often forget the word "superfluous" or something.

11 ) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?

Rec!

12 ) Who was the first gay person you met in real life?

One of my best friends, probably.

13 ) You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?

Music education for children.

14 ) Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?

Nobody should.

15 ) The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?

I love the pregnant one with Noora in it!

16 ) How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis

Elvis.

17 ) What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

I feel like I'm always far away from it, especially when I'm not in London. Don't know why, but something about that place just makes me feel calm inside.

18 ) OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?

I really don't know what the fuck is going on here.

19 ) How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?

Quite often, my wallet.

20 )
How was valentines day?

I have absolutely no interest in celebrating that day, so no idea!

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Reply #3 posted 07/02/12 6:27pm

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imago said:

1 ) What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?
A dog attacked me in my sleep once.

2 ) What animal has made you laugh the hardest?
A human.

3 ) So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?
I'm not gay.

4 ) He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?
Still not gay.

5 ) Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?
I'd correct them.

6 ) NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?
I wouldn't care.

7 ) Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?
Probably not.

8 ) What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?
Steak.

9 ) How much time do you spend alone?
Most of my free time.

10 ) Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?
DROWN BITCH, DROWN.

11 ) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?
Never seen a scary movie.

12 ) Who was the first gay person you met in real life?
My uncle on my step moms side.

13 ) You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?
My cause. No really, I have no idea.

14 ) Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?
Yes.
15 ) The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?
Huh?
16 ) How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis
Elvis.
17 ) What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
BC.
18 ) OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?
What?

19 ) How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?
I lose my mind the most.

20 ) How was valentines day?
Meh.

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Reply #4 posted 07/02/12 7:53pm

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God, I love these questionnaire's.

FEBRUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

1	)	What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?
		When I was a teenager I used to babysit. This one couple had a big dog - which was more like a wolf - and it was really growly and bitey. I was shit-scared of that.
2	)	What animal has made you laugh the hardest?
		Probably a dog. Dogs are silly and stupid. I'm aure i've laughed at dogs the most.
3	)	So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?
		I'd think it was very weird. But i'd have to take everything else into consideration.
4	)	He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions? 'All this and good cunninglingus too!'

5	)	Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction? I stay away from big debates. I'd probably smirk and change the subject.

6	)	NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?
		I wouldn't have any thoughts on this.
7	)	Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person? No way!

8	)	What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?
		I've had some gorgeous meals this year. I always appreciate a meal that i've put the work into. I recently made a really good corgette risotto.
9	)	How much time do you spend alone? Not enough.

10	)	Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown? Drown

11	)	What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)? I can't think of one. I don't get scared easily by movies.

12	)	Who was the first gay person you met in real life? Bradley. A hairdresser who worked with a friend of mine. He came over to my house (I have no idea why) and got all gushy over my wedding dress (so to speak).

13	)	You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to? Cancer research.

14	)	Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery? I don't know who he is.

15	)	The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?
		Hairy bear man!
16	)	How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis Elvis <3

17	)	What's the furthest you've ever been from home? Southern Turkey, I think. Or Malta. I'm not sure which is furthest.

18	)	OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good? I'm not sure. Do cows even get aroused?

19	)	How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most? All the time. Maybe 3-4 times a week. I often change handbags and often forget to put my purse in my bag. I'm always borrowing money. I'm a nightmare.

20	)	How was valentines day Same as any other day.

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1	)	What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been? When a 130-lb Irish wolfhound bit me in the abdomen.

2	)	What animal has made you laugh the hardest? My friend's Siberian Husky - who used to go apeshit when another friend of ours played Hava Nagila on the organ.

3	)	So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff? Yes.

4	)	He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions? Not for me.

5	)	Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction? Ask them why they think that.

6	)	NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts? Johnart MUST play Blanche.

7	)	Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person? Of course. I'd tell them HE did it.

8	)	What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year? The whole fried tilapia at a local Mexican restaurant.

9	)	How much time do you spend alone? Depends whether I'm doing a play. For the next six weeks, almost none.

10	)	Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown? Do you mean "superfluous?"

11	)	What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)? Jaws scared the crap out of me.

12	)	Who was the first gay person you met in real life? I really couldn't say. I was a diver as a kid - I suspect most of the boys I met doing that were gay - but that wouldn't have been a topic of discussion.

13	)	You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to? I'd divvy it up among local theatre groups.

14	)	Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery? Why not? He's already a clown.

15	)	The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions? MHPM - because he doesn't make threads NSFW.

16	)	How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis Jerry Lee

17	)	What's the furthest you've ever been from home? Probably Paris.

18	)	OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good? Let's leave your fantasies out of this.

19	)	How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most? Keys - rarely. I lose my patience the most.

20	)	How was valentines day? I don't celebrate it.

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Reply #7 posted 07/02/12 8:42pm

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1 ) What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?
Any and every rat or mouse I've ever seen
2 ) What animal has made you laugh the hardest?
None
3 ) So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?
I'd quickly realize I wasn't in MY home.
4 ) He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?
Meh. I'm not going to kiss him, so it doesn't matter.
5 ) Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?
I tear him a new place to poop.
6 ) NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?
Good for them!
7 ) Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?
Of course! They have insurance for that.
8 ) What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?
I do not combine food and sex and if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
9 ) How much time do you spend alone?
Usually not much, but I've been basically alone for the entire month of June.
10 ) Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?
I'd tell him he's being supercillious.
11 ) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?
The original "Halloween" or "Jaws".
12 ) Who was the first gay person you met in real life?
Anderson Cooper.
13 ) You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?
Education and church.
14 ) Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?
It can't hurt!
15 ) The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?
Mullet Haired Poodle Man.
16 ) How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis
Gotta say Elvis, since he tried to date my mom.
17 ) What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
Hawaii.
18 ) OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?
If the donkey's eyesight is bad, how come I'm the one that doesn't realize I'm a cow?
19 ) How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?
Rarely. I don't lose much. AFAIC, if I can't find it, I didn't lose it - one of my kids took it.
20 ) How was valentines day? Great!

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1	)	What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?
		I guess a vicious dog?
2	)	What animal has made you laugh the hardest?
		My dog.
3	)	So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?
		Yes. And I shouldn't have barged in on him when he was taking a pee.
4	)	He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?
		*'If a girl has a piereced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy* has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick (Don't want that, no!)' - Chris Rock ("No Sex")**
5	)	Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?
		I set him or her straight.
6	)	NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?

7	)	Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?
		I would never risk damaging merchandise.
8	)	What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?
		Ribs, with garlic-mashed, at a steak joint?
9	)	How much time do you spend alone?
		Aside from the approx. 45 hrs/wk I spend at work, I usually hang out with my parents for about 10 hrs/wk. Other than that, I'll occasionally get together with some friends, but - more often than not - I spend the rest solo.
10	)	Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?
		I pull him aside and tell him after the presentation.
11	)	What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?
		I dunno. I usually don't watch "scary" movies and I don't think I'd get into the "willing suspension of disbelief" that would allow me to be scared by that stuff, anyway. I guess any documentary that featured sociopaths.
12	)	Who was the first gay person you met in real life?
		*That I knew* was gay? Maybe my junior high French teacher.**
13	)	You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?
		An organization that spreads awareness of Buddhist thought?
14	)	Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?
		*Only if he wants to look truly* scary. Actually, can I change my answer to #11 to "A recent movie with a Bruce Jenner cameo"?**
15	)	The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?
		Tough one! I guess I gotta go HB!
16	)	How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis
		You meant "Who", so I gotta go Killer. Elvis was a mama's boy.
17	)	What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
		Nice, FR.
18	)	OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?
		I think the only orger who can accurately answer this question, is cow.
19	)	How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?
		I never misplace my keys. Lose the most? My patience with unintelligent people?
20	)	How was valentines day?

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Reply #9 posted 07/03/12 1:44pm

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Lisa10 said:

God, I love these questionnaire's.

FEBRUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

17 )
What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

Southern Turkey, I think. Or Malta. I'm not sure which is furthest.

I kept seeing "Smoked Turkey" falloff

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imago said:

1 ) What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?
every summer - wasps
2 ) What animal has made you laugh the hardest?
Bruce the cat RIP
3 ) So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?
it depends how big the tattoo is
4 ) He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?
"Would you care to taste this?"
5 ) Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?
I'd probably say "that's bullshit" and then not back myself up
6 ) NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?
animatronics?
7 ) Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?
no
8 ) What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?
a rib eye steak and truffle butter in Edinburgh
9 ) How much time do you spend alone?
hardly any
10 ) Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?
drown
11 ) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?
schindler's list - humans - what a bunch of c*nts
12 ) Who was the first gay person you met in real life?
my cousin John
13 ) You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?
childern who are full time carers for relatives/parents - i'd pay for them to have a break and go on hols
14 ) Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?
Who's Jenner?
15 ) The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?
eh?
16 ) How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis
Lewis
17 ) What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
Perth, Australia
18 ) OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?
Just do it
19 ) How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?
not very often, my cash card
20 ) How was valentines day?
can't remember

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Lisa10 said:

God, I love these questionnaire's.

FEBRUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

17 )
What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

Southern Turkey, I think. Or Malta. I'm not sure which is furthest.

I kept seeing "Smoked Turkey"

drool

I usually end up looking a bit like a smoked turkey after 10 days in Turkey.

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Lisa10 said:

imago said:

Lisa10 said:

God, I love these questionnaire's.

FEBRUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (Sorry, this is a bit late)

17 )
What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

Southern Turkey, I think. Or Malta. I'm not sure which is furthest.

I kept seeing "Smoked Turkey"

drool

I usually end up looking a bit like a smoked turkey after 10 days in Turkey.

bootiful!

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Lisa10	RicoN said: Lisa10 said: I usually end up looking a bit like a smoked turkey after 10 days in Turkey. bootiful! [img:$uid]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEgijVezLWDAqNbOmtMDIeWqX1H4zXLMe5jKkQB29CdjmL3wWa[/img:$uid] I can't tell you how nice it is to have a fellow Brit here with the same stupid sense of humour as me.
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RicoN said:
Lisa10 said: bootiful!

[img:$uid]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEgijVezLWDAqNbOmtMDIeWqX1H4zXLMe5jKkQB29CdjmL3wWa[/img:$uid]

I can't tell you how nice it is to have a fellow Brit here with the same stupid sense of humour as me.

it is good isn't it cool

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1 ) What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?

Animal? Can't really think of one. But a tarantula wasp flew right by my head one time,

and fuck that! You could hear it flying about 100 yards away.

2 ) What animal has made you laugh the hardest?

My current black and white cat.

3 ) So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?

Well, I'd be taking home a women, so when we got to the penis part....

4 ) He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?

I don't care at all if she has a toungue piercing.

5 ) Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?

I can't give an appropriately short answer to this one, so I'm moving on.

6 ) NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?

Isn't Betty White the only one still alive?

7 ) Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?

Yeah! I would tell them PurpleJedi tore it. Duh!

8 ) What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?

Probably still those brussel sprouts. But I made some DAMN fine spicy bread the other day.

After it was done I broiled it with some gruyere cheese and had a pretty stellar spinach and

mixed greens combo with it.

9 ) How much time do you spend alone?

What number are you looking for? A percentage? A total number of hours in a week?

I spend a good deal of time alone, but I'm very happy that way.

10 ) Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?

Oh I for SURE let them drown and then tell them later in private so I can really rub it in.

11 ) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?

Xtro, at the time. Scary movies don't scare me anymore, though.

12 ) Who was the first gay person you met in real life?

Fuck if I know. I don't even recognize that people are gay most of the time.

13 ) You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?

San Francisco AIDS Foundation and/or The American Cancer Society.

14 ) Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?

Absolutely! He can't make it any worse.

15 ) The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?

What?

16 ) How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis

Errr.... Elvis had a gun collection.... ummm.... Jerry Lee is still alive... uhhh...

Cerebus does not understand this question.

17 ) What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

Far. Very, very far.

18 ) OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?

19 ) How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?

Never. They have a hook. That's where they go. But I lose my cell phone all the time. It's

lost right now, in fact. I have absolutely no idea where it is. I was thinking I'd go get a new

one this weekend.

20 ) How was valentines day?

Cerebus does not understand this "Valentines Day".

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What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been?

Not an animal but a potato on a windowsill

)

What animal has made you laugh the hardest?

That monkey with the grape is pretty funny!

)

So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff?

Not if it says antiestablishmentarianism

)

He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions?

He's a pleaser

)

Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction?

That would probably be the last time I would have for them

)

NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts?

I would probably miss the announcement and be none the wiser

)

Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person?

I'd be too chicken. If I saw the security camera was pointed right at us I might, but not if I was wearing a disguise

)

What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year?

Too many to choose from!!!!

)

How much time do you spend alone?

Approximately 26%

)

Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown?

Pfftttt, like I would even notice

)

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)?

I'm tender-hearted and must avoid horror films, BUT I have regular nightmares about Alien, so I guess that

)

Who was the first gay person you met in real life?

Tim and Paul, in primary school

)

You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to?

Cancer research

)

Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery?

He definitely could use it!

)

The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions?

)

How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis

Which had the youngest girlfriend?

)

What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

My grandma's house takes 40 hours to get to by various planes, so there I guess

)

OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good?

)

How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most?

I misplace my phone every 5 minutes

)

How was valentines day?

Awesome

I'm the mistake you wanna make

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