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Horses Unappreciation Thread Horses suck! They are arrogant, conceited, thick-headed and dull. None of them are in any way cultured and few of them can read beyond a first grade reading level. Generally speaking, the animal kingdom disavows any connection we have to these ego-driven beasts.
Do any of you humans agree that horses, much like any rapper ever associated with Prince, are essentially useless?
Here are a few select images of horses for you to review while you consider this:
[Edited 6/28/12 9:38am] Eat Mor Horses | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Horses got big dicks and they can run really really fast so...
Horses > Cows.
Deal with it! | |
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Many horses have "surgical enhancements". Well known secret in the animal kingdom. Eat Mor Horses | |
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I am not including donkeys. You know horses kick sand in your face and belittle you for your stature. Unlike horses, asses are hard working.
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I don't want to live in this planet anymore. | |
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FWIW you can find some of the top secret "horse extender" locations on a Google Earth map. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Let's not forget that man who died after being fucked by a horse | |
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My daughter is working as a cowgirl this summer.
Ain't no way she's ever getting a peep at THIS thread! | |
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You know all those heroic horse movies. Lies! Seabiscuit was a bloodthirsty monster hopped up on saltlick about 90% of the time.
Forget that guy in Miami. Seabiscuit was eating people's faces way back in the 1930s.
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I find ironic that whenever someone is ravenously hungry, they will say something like "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse", & yet, when they do satiate their appetite, it's usually with some kind of cow meat. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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cow meat....
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Why do I have the feeling that if turned my back on some of you, I would be meat loaf in a few hours? Eat Mor Horses | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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My great great grandmother was part-horse.
While my family and I were forced to toil in the fields, subject to the elements, we witnessed scores of cows being lead into gleaming corrugated metallic roofed palaces--it didn't even appear they had to walk themselves. I saw things like conveyor belts and these large looking massage devices and whatnot---they looked spoiled rotten to me.
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With all due respect to your great grandmother, modern day horses have become corrupt, jaded prima donnas who care about no one. Horses a few decades ago were hard workers but then Mr. Ed became famous and then the Lone Ranger's Silver and Black Beauty and all the sudden horses think they walk on water. Strutting around, smiling with their mouth full of teeth, teetering as they walk by us in the pasture. But, damn it, Arse, it doesn't have to be like this. If the pigs and the goats and the chickens and the cows got together, we could put horses in their place. And the asses...we need asses to join us. We are trying to grab as many asses as we can to join the cause. Come join us. Eat Mor Horses | |
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I believe I am surronded by carnivorous horse lovers. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Excellent description of the majority of North Americans.
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