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I Got Drunk For The First Time Last Night... Sorry kingbad & others... this is kind of a long one but work with me Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I've been drunk twice in my entire life, my sixteenth and twenty first birthdays. Both were happy occasions where I overdid it, tryna be grown...
Nowadays I may have a drinky poo on my birthday or New Years or something but that's about it.
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Yo!!! i don't see whut i got to do with this, i don't drink, recomend drinkin, AND was nowhere near L.A. at that time... i am KING BAD!!!
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I have rules for drinking.
1. Drinks are only for when you feel good.
This means that you should NOT use alcohol when you need to relieve stress or feel down in the dumps because this will cause you to use the alcohol to self medicate which leads to addiction. At least this rule is a good one to follow until you are an experienced drinker for at least 5 years or so.
2. Never drink on an empty stomach
If you are gonna be downing hard drinks then your body needs a buffer of carbs in your belly to absorb some of that liquor. Otherwise its barf city.
3. Know your limit!
IMHO Drinking to get sloppy drunk is just... well tacky. No one likes a sloppy drunk unless you like looking like a fool on the internet the next day. So guard your body and drink to get a light buzz and keep your composure and show some self respect and class.
Until these past two years I used to drink my ass off. I drank a few big dudes under the table because I knew how to drink and NOT get sloppy with it. I never had a hangover and never got sick. Just maybe a dry throat in the mornings which I took care of easily drinking a bit of aloe vera.
I still drink a glass of wine on the holidays or special occassions, because now I think I am allergic to the sulfur in fermented drinks.
Only rum doesn't set off my allergies and wines that are really fruity and wet.
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sure I meant cause i know how you get when people write long discussions
Usually you say something you lost at ''the'' or ''hi'' Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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there was somethin after "sorry kingbad and others..." ??? WOW, live and learn i am KING BAD!!!
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Oh you Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I don't drink. | |
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paintedlady said: I have rules for drinking.
1. Drinks are only for when you feel good.
This means that you should NOT use alcohol when you need to relieve stress or feel down in the dumps because this will cause you to use the alcohol to self medicate which leads to addiction. At least this rule is a good one to follow until you are an experienced drinker for at least 5 years or so.
2. Never drink on an empty stomach
If you are gonna be downing hard drinks then your body needs a buffer of carbs in your belly to absorb some of that liquor. Otherwise its barf city.
3. Know your limit!
IMHO Drinking to get sloppy drunk is just... well tacky. No one likes a sloppy drunk unless you like looking like a fool on the internet the next day. So guard your body and drink to get a light buzz and keep your composure and show some self respect and class.
Until these past two years I used to drink my ass off. I drank a few big dudes under the table because I knew how to drink and NOT get sloppy with it. I never had a hangover and never got sick. Just maybe a dry throat in the mornings which I took care of easily drinking a bit of aloe vera.
I still drink a glass of wine on the holidays or special occassions, because now I think I am allergic to the sulfur in fermented drinks.
Only rum doesn't set off my allergies and wines that are really fruity and wet.
I get a big immediate migraine type headache from beer and champagne - after just a glass I haven't been properly drunk in a very long time, I hate the feeling Buzzed or tipsy is nice though, and that only needs one drink. I used to love Bounty overproofed rum, but it was so strong I could be drunk in 2 drinks so I switched to Captain Morgans dark, I drink it very weak now, just for the taste not the effect. I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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dude, you only 10 you drink milk i am KING BAD!!!
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I've had many drunken nights. And most of them were absolutely fun. I don't regret any of them and I don't want to change anything. I've had the most horrific hangovers and at hindsight not allways did the right thing when drunk. However, I've had so much fun and good times. Would never have missed that because of a few embarassing incidents.
It's not the end of the world. Really. Don't worry about it.
The basic rules of Paintedlady are universal and the most wise lesson you'll ever get.
Only drink because there is a party and you feel good. Never, ever, ever drink when you don't feel good. Frustrations and problems grow exponantially when combined with alcohol. NEVER DRINK WHEN FRUSTRATED!!!
Know your limit.
For me that is 3, max 4 glasses of wine or 3 or 4 gin and tonics. That's the amount of alcohol I can take and still be okay and have a good night. If I drink more, I know I'm a mess for two days and most likely be an emotional wreck the next day. Also, with that amount, I'm still okay to be around. After to many drinks (for me >4) people get to drunk to be fun.
They'r just the burden of the party.
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I don't understand how ANYONE gets drunk actually.
If things get that fucked up, I drink 5 Pepsis. [Edited 6/9/12 16:31pm] | |
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5 Pepsi????
Now, that's groce.
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Pepsi is grosser than alcohol? Mmkay. | |
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What 10 year old knows who anyone you listen to even is | |
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Good brother! not trying to be ''that guy'' But you are a cool kiddo. Don't get mixed up in that bullshit
Back in high school when i was in football.. them mofos partied & drank like pros
But when you turn legal age it's alright to sipy sipy once and awhile Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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pepsi is Oliver Garden, Alcohol is the 99 cent pizza at 7 eleven
I really don't like the taste of it either, that is why i mix it with coke, green tea or a fruity drink. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I feel kind of... weird. Like there is a darkside to me that lies deep within
But i was so frustrated about the week & how my boy had been all week & that day.. that i felt like i was sort of drinking a lot to get back at him. Cause he know's i have never been drunk, so it was almost like a fuck you to him
I am really good to my guy, but he can be a handful sometimes. And so i think it brings out the ''handful'' so to speak in me.
Still... either way i feel that was wrong. [Edited 6/9/12 17:14pm] Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I drink the same! Captain Morgan dark rum is mine and its affordable.
I can not drink champagne, it does evil things to me.
I never got into beer, my mom would let us drink beer at parties as kids growing up but I never liked it.
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Sprite is good for upset stomach
Mix some pepsi with sex on the beach & it's OVA Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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lol the closest I got to actually drinking alcohol was take a pint of wine during New Year's and daiquris but I think they were non alcoholic (and delicious). | |
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I lubs me some Popsi but that much sugar at once would kill me... Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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To the dark side you must not go...listen to Paintedlady you should
You're okay babes...already you are doing the necessary self analysis to figure this one out. Just remember that getting drunk because of your dude will pickle your liver...not his. Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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OMG you ain't never lied!!
Funny story...
A few years ago a neighbor (old guy) noticed I lived alone with my children. So he's a "quiet drunk" and stopped over my place on the eve of Thanksgiving to court me.
When he sat down at my kitchen table a pee stain started to grow and grow.... yes this incontinent mofo was peeing himself RIGHT in front of me in my kitchen!
Yes, I immediately got that slob out of my home. Yuck! Cussed him out n the street the next day.
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You always have some good stories
Fuck that nasty shit!, i would have died right then & there Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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My body started rejecting alcohol right before I turned 30. Now I just enjoy the occasional blended drink.
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lol pickle my liver good way of putting it!
And that is beyond true, that is fucking me & only me in the end. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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