So, in the last month, one of my coworkers has been stealing other people's lunches out of the fridge and eating them of course. That was one thing. But then in the past 2 weeks old boy or old girl has gotten bold-they have stolen a laptop, an ipad, 3 head phones and a dvr from the job. It is a hot ass mess and tensions are running high. I feel very sorry for that thief when they are caught, cause the person who had their Ipad stolen is a cross between Suge Knight and Don King.

Why do you assume it's the same person? It's a pretty big leap to go from stealing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to stealing an iPad.

And how do you know the person ate the lunches if you don't know who stole them?

Time 4 a sting operation.

The lunches were stolen-the people whose lunches they were assumed they were eaten.

Also, we think it's the same person because everything has been stolen in the same time frame.

A few sad looking soggy sandwiches is fuck all. I once stole 17 desk telephones from the Scottish Government. I once walked right out the back door with a brand new desk chair too, one of the hydraulic fuckers. Not a question asked

Stealing from your workplace is ones duty. Stealing from your co workers is another matter.

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have you no morals , man ?

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Dewrede said:

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have you no morals , man ?

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Not when it comes to stealing from my employer.

TheDigitalGardener said:

A few sad looking soggy sandwiches is fuck all. I once stole 17 desk telephones from the Scottish Government. I once walked right out the back door with a brand new desk chair too, one of the hydraulic fuckers. Not a question asked

Stealing from your workplace is ones duty. Stealing from your co workers is another matter.

Dewrede said:

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have you no morals , man ?

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Graycap23 said:

Time 4 a sting operation.

Obviously

shit,

everybody in yo workplace may be stealin

like:

"fuck it! somebody got me, it's MY TURN!!!"

that's how gunfights on my street started

we use to play "bang bang, i got you..."

"nah... you missed" out came the BB guns

"you can't say i missed that time punk"

then the .22s etc. etc. etc.

Um, where the hell did you grow up?

buffalo new york...

brooklyn new york

st louis mo

l.a. ca.

and

chicargo ill.

and i hit a lot of places in between...

Buffalo's no joke

scriptgirl said:

the person who had their Ipad stolen is a cross between Suge Knight and Don King.

someone at my place was nicking my coffee & i found out who it was after i crushed a dozen senna into it

I'm thinking someone should bake some exlax cookies for their lunch. By afternoon-whomever hits the bathroom or goes home early is a suspect.

TheDigitalGardener said:

A few sad looking soggy sandwiches is fuck all. I once stole 17 desk telephones from the Scottish Government. I once walked right out the back door with a brand new desk chair too, one of the hydraulic fuckers. Not a question asked

Stealing from your workplace is ones duty. Stealing from your co workers is another matter.

get back at "the man" anyway you can uh?

How you gonna have a sting if everybody knows about it?

scriptgirl said:

So, in the last month, one of my coworkers has been stealing other people's lunches out of the fridge and eating them of course. That was one thing. But then in the past 2 weeks old boy or old girl has gotten bold-they have stolen a laptop, an ipad, 3 head phones and a dvr from the job. It is a hot ass mess and tensions are running high. I feel very sorry for that thief when they are caught, cause the person who had their Ipad stolen is a cross between Suge Knight and Don King.

Security is a bit lax wouldn't you say?

Don't act all innocent how do we know this isn't a "Roger Ackroyd" moment?