paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said: I get a big immediate migraine type headache from beer and champagne - after just a glass so I stick to rum I haven't been properly drunk in a very long time, I hate the feeling Buzzed or tipsy is nice though, and that only needs one drink. I used to love Bounty overproofed rum, but it was so strong I could be drunk in 2 drinks so I switched to Captain Morgans dark, I drink it very weak now, just for the taste not the effect.

I drink the same! Captain Morgan dark rum is mine and its affordable.

I can not drink champagne, it does evil things to me. I can't even drink mimosas.

I never got into beer, my mom would let us drink beer at parties as kids growing up but I never liked it.

The only champagne type drink I like is Asti Spumante...I have always hated beer though.

On Mother's day I had me a niiice mojito!

I'm becoming fond of the different liqueurs these days like Bailey's, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, etc.

Y'all gotta try this one from S. Africa called Amerula...it's really delish!

paintedlady said:

babynoz said:

Welcome to the club I could count how many times I've been drunk on one hand, but the last time, which was about a month ago, made me quit drinking all together Ugh vodka...

LionsAndTigers said:

Welcome to the club I could count how many times I've been drunk on one hand, but the last time, which was about a month ago, made me quit drinking all together Ugh vodka...

vodka is what fucked me up 9 shots!

ZombieKitten said:

babynoz said:

The only champagne type drink I like is Asti Spumante...I have always hated beer though.

On Mother's day I had me a niiice mojito!

I'm becoming fond of the different liqueurs these days like Bailey's, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, etc.

Y'all gotta try this one from S. Africa called Amerula...it's really delish!

I've seen that one -is it creamy though? I have a lactose intolerance, last time I had Baileys it came out both ends simultaneously

OMG...no Amerula for you,

It's very smooth but rather creamy.

Grand Marnier is a good non creamy liqueur though.

Gunsnhalen said:

LionsAndTigers said:

Welcome to the club I could count how many times I've been drunk on one hand, but the last time, which was about a month ago, made me quit drinking all together Ugh vodka...

vodka is what fucked me up 9 shots!

No wonder you was wasted!

Vodka will sneak up on ya...I havent had a vodka collins in years.

Gunsnhalen said:

LionsAndTigers said:

Welcome to the club I could count how many times I've been drunk on one hand, but the last time, which was about a month ago, made me quit drinking all together Ugh vodka...

vodka is what fucked me up 9 shots!

I'd probably drop dead if I had that much But I'm only 5 feet tall. I probably had about 5 shots of it and I was acting all types of crazy I was so embarrassed the following day when I was told of the stuff I was saying and doing

babynoz said:

ZombieKitten said:

babynoz said:

OMG...no Amerula for you,

It's very smooth but rather creamy.

Grand Marnier is a good non creamy liqueur though.

I love it, and Cointreau - I had a special Cointreau margarita 2 weeks ago soooooo good! I very much like Frangelico too

Hmmm...gonna try the Frangelico in some coffee,

Timmy84 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Sprite is good for upset stomach so it helps in those situations.

Mix some pepsi with sex on the beach & it's OVA

lol the closest I got to actually drinking alcohol was take a pint of wine during New Year's and daiquris but I think they were non alcoholic (and delicious).

The closest I've come was a few years back when my parents forced me to go to church and at communion I was really curious and gulped the whole thing, well not the whole thing but you know what I mean. Man that shit is nasty

babynoz said:

Gunsnhalen said:

vodka is what fucked me up 9 shots!

No wonder you was wasted!

Vodka will sneak up on ya...I havent had a vodka collins in years.

Dude at least 10 people have said that to me... and it is so true!!

Vodka literally does fucking sneak up, like i was fine for the shots... then out of nowhere it was like ahhhh fuck

Timmy84 said:

dJJ said:

5 Pepsi????

Now, that's groce.

I prefer a good drunk night in town than poison myself without the fun.

Pepsi is grosser than alcohol? Mmkay.

Let's find a middle ground here. I think the comination is the best. Vodka & pepsi.

paintedlady said:

dJJ said:

I've had many drunken nights. And most of them were absolutely fun. I don't regret any of them and I don't want to change anything. I've had the most horrific hangovers and at hindsight not allways did the right thing when drunk. However, I've had so much fun and good times. Would never have missed that because of a few embarassing incidents.

It's not the end of the world. Really. Don't worry about it.

The basic rules of Paintedlady are universal and the most wise lesson you'll ever get.

Only drink because there is a party and you feel good.

Never, ever, ever drink when you don't feel good. Frustrations and problems grow exponantially when combined with alcohol. NEVER DRINK WHEN FRUSTRATED!!!

Know your limit.

For me that is 3, max 4 glasses of wine or 3 or 4 gin and tonics. That's the amount of alcohol I can take and still be okay and have a good night. If I drink more, I know I'm a mess for two days and most likely be an emotional wreck the next day. Also, with that amount, I'm still okay to be around. After to many drinks (for me >4) people get to drunk to be fun.

They'r just the burden of the party.

OMG you ain't never lied!!

Funny story...

A few years ago a neighbor (old guy) noticed I lived alone with my children.

So he's a "quiet drunk" and stopped over my place on the eve of Thanksgiving to court me.

When he sat down at my kitchen table a pee stain started to grow and grow.... yes this incontinent mofo was peeing himself RIGHT in front of me in my kitchen!

Yes, I immediately got that slob out of my home. Yuck!

Cussed him out n the street the next day.

Nasty!!

Didn't he know pissing in somebodies kitchen is not recommendable move to make?

It is surprising how many people overestimate their position in the datechain.

dJJ said:

Timmy84 said:

Pepsi is grosser than alcohol? Mmkay.

Let's find a middle ground here. I think the comination is the best. Vodka & pepsi.

with a twist of lime!

babynoz said:

paintedlady said:

I drink the same! Captain Morgan dark rum is mine and its affordable.

I can not drink champagne, it does evil things to me. I can't even drink mimosas.

I never got into beer, my mom would let us drink beer at parties as kids growing up but I never liked it.

The only champagne type drink I like is Asti Spumante...I have always hated beer though.

On Mother's day I had me a niiice mojito!

I'm becoming fond of the different liqueurs these days like Bailey's, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, etc.

Y'all gotta try this one from S. Africa called Amerula...it's really delish!

I can do the Asti spumante and hate Bailey's

and not too keen on Grand Marnnier unless its in desserts like a creme brulee.

I like Amaretto in my coffee! In cakes too.... hate mojitoes because they always use the wrong mint... gotta be the sweet mint only

but I can take down martini's like a champ... used to do 11 and a few glasses of wine

without getting sloppy yes, even with vodka.

But now I limit myself to ONE drink since my lips swell and I get allergy attacks and I start wheezing on drink number two.

It ain't fair!

I haven't been 'drunk' drunk in 13 years or more.

My first 'drunk' was terrible. My second was just as bad.

My first year of drunkeness was a mess. I don't miss those days.

Bunch of wusses.

Cloudbuster said:

Bunch of wusses.

shush you

Gunsnhalen said:

Cloudbuster said:

Bunch of wusses.

shush you

Shut up yerself you flimsy lightweight.

Drinking affects every person differently. I drink every Friday and Saturday night beginning around 5 p.m. until around 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. I always drink on an empty stomach. If I have eaten that day, it has been early in the day around noon time. I don't touch even so much as a potato chip while I'm drinking because that not only makes the beer taste bitter, but also absorbs the alcohol to where I can't even get a buzz and if I don't get a buzz, then I've just wasted money on alcohol.

I get a 12 pack of Bud Light and drink the beers all night long. I always have a glass of liquor to the side which I sip on while drinking the beer. Sometimes gin and orange juice, sometimes gin and tonic with a little bit of lime juice, and sometimes Jim Beam and Coke. I can drink the beer for hours. I simply sip on the liquor from time to time to give the beer a little more boost.

Clear liquors make me want to party and sometimes horny. Dark liquors are fine but if someone says even slightest thing out of the way to me that irritates me, I'll go off on them while drinking dark liquor. I save the dark liquors for when I want to cuss certain people out. For instance, I may drink gin to get horny and get up the nerve to work a man and when I get him home, then I'll drink Jim Beam in case I need to cuss his ass out if he spoils it by talking.

But no, I never drink if I'm upset about something. If I just happen to get upset about something on a Friday, I may get home and have a beer or two and if it gets my mind off what upset me, I'll continue. But if I keep thinking about what upset me, I stop because I won't even get a buzz from being so pissed about what happened earlier.

vainandy said:

Drinking affects every person differently. I drink every Friday and Saturday night beginning around 5 p.m. until around 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. I always drink on an empty stomach. If I have eaten that day, it has been early in the day around noon time. I don't touch even so much as a potato chip while I'm drinking because that not only makes the beer taste bitter, but also absorbs the alcohol to where I can't even get a buzz and if I don't get a buzz, then I've just wasted money on alcohol.

I get a 12 pack of Bud Light and drink the beers all night long. I always have a glass of liquor to the side which I sip on while drinking the beer. Sometimes gin and orange juice, sometimes gin and tonic with a little bit of lime juice, and sometimes Jim Beam and Coke. I can drink the beer for hours. I simply sip on the liquor from time to time to give the beer a little more boost.

Clear liquors make me want to party and sometimes horny. Dark liquors are fine but if someone says even slightest thing out of the way to me that irritates me, I'll go off on them while drinking dark liquor. I save the dark liquors for when I want to cuss certain people out. For instance, I may drink gin to get horny and get up the nerve to work a man and when I get him home, then I'll drink Jim Beam in case I need to cuss his ass out if he spoils it by talking.

But no, I never drink if I'm upset about something. If I just happen to get upset about something on a Friday, I may get home and have a beer or two and if it gets my mind off what upset me, I'll continue. But if I keep thinking about what upset me, I stop because I won't even get a buzz from being so pissed about what happened earlier.

Every beer drinker I know never eats.

The rest... !!!

OMG you need to write a book!

Gunsnhalen said:

LionsAndTigers said:

Welcome to the club I could count how many times I've been drunk on one hand, but the last time, which was about a month ago, made me quit drinking all together Ugh vodka...

vodka is what fucked me up 9 shots!

That's what did it right there. Not only were you drinking it straight, but you probably drank them fast also. Mix it with either orange juice or tonic water and sip it.

My brother comes over and drinks with me on Saturday nights and he's mainly a beer drinker. He knows nothing about drinking liquor whatsoever. I'll fix him a glass of gin and orange juice and as soon as I turn around, I look and his glass is empty and he's asking for another glass. I say "Look motherfucker, you don't drink this shit like beer, you're supposed to sip it. That shit's expensive and I be damned if you're gonna drink all my shit up. Plus, it'll fuck you up gulping it down like you did.". He's learning.

paintedlady said:

vainandy said:

Drinking affects every person differently. I drink every Friday and Saturday night beginning around 5 p.m. until around 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. I always drink on an empty stomach. If I have eaten that day, it has been early in the day around noon time. I don't touch even so much as a potato chip while I'm drinking because that not only makes the beer taste bitter, but also absorbs the alcohol to where I can't even get a buzz and if I don't get a buzz, then I've just wasted money on alcohol.

I get a 12 pack of Bud Light and drink the beers all night long. I always have a glass of liquor to the side which I sip on while drinking the beer. Sometimes gin and orange juice, sometimes gin and tonic with a little bit of lime juice, and sometimes Jim Beam and Coke. I can drink the beer for hours. I simply sip on the liquor from time to time to give the beer a little more boost.

Clear liquors make me want to party and sometimes horny. Dark liquors are fine but if someone says even slightest thing out of the way to me that irritates me, I'll go off on them while drinking dark liquor. I save the dark liquors for when I want to cuss certain people out. For instance, I may drink gin to get horny and get up the nerve to work a man and when I get him home, then I'll drink Jim Beam in case I need to cuss his ass out if he spoils it by talking.

But no, I never drink if I'm upset about something. If I just happen to get upset about something on a Friday, I may get home and have a beer or two and if it gets my mind off what upset me, I'll continue. But if I keep thinking about what upset me, I stop because I won't even get a buzz from being so pissed about what happened earlier.

Every beer drinker I know never eats.

The rest... !!!

OMG you need to write a book!

I certainly don't drink beer for the taste. Some of these saddity Corona or Heineken drinkers will see me drinking Bud Light and they will say "That shit tastes like water". Well duh, that's what I want it taste like because beer itself doesn't taste good and their high priced Coronas and Heinekens taste like a high price Colt 45 to me which does not taste good at all. If I want something that taste good, I'll drink a Coke. I'm not drinking for taste though, I'm drinking for a buzz.

But if I eat anything while I'm drinking, when I take a swallow of beer, it no longer tastes right. Whatever food was previously in my mouth, the flavor of it must still be in my mouth lingering around somewhere and I start to actually taste a "beer" taste when I take a swallow rather than a "water" taste when I haven't had anything to eat. At parties, barbeques, etc. I do eat but I eat at the end of the night when I'm absolutely finished drinking and ready to go to sleep. When I get finished drinking, I'm starving and can eat up some stuff.

paintedlady said:

babynoz said:

The only champagne type drink I like is Asti Spumante...I have always hated beer though.

On Mother's day I had me a niiice mojito!

I'm becoming fond of the different liqueurs these days like Bailey's, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, etc.

Y'all gotta try this one from S. Africa called Amerula...it's really delish!

I can do the Asti spumante and hate Bailey's

and not too keen on Grand Marnnier unless its in desserts like a creme brulee.

I like Amaretto in my coffee! In cakes too.... hate mojitoes because they always use the wrong mint... gotta be the sweet mint only

but I can take down martini's like a champ... used to do 11 and a few glasses of wine

without getting sloppy yes, even with vodka.

But now I limit myself to ONE drink since my lips swell and I get allergy attacks and I start wheezing on drink number two.

It ain't fair!

LOL! Most people I know can't hang with drinking a lot after a certain age so they don't even try.

I dunno what it is with Boston but y'all can drank! One of my best buds is from Somerville and when she and her friends come down to visit it's like damn! If I tried to keep up with them they would drink my ass under the table!

I visited Boston during Prince's Musicology tour and she took me to see all the sights while I was there...I swear, there's a bar on every street corner...I loved Faneuil Hall though,

vainandy said:

Drinking affects every person differently. I drink every Friday and Saturday night beginning around 5 p.m. until around 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. I always drink on an empty stomach. If I have eaten that day, it has been early in the day around noon time. I don't touch even so much as a potato chip while I'm drinking because that not only makes the beer taste bitter, but also absorbs the alcohol to where I can't even get a buzz and if I don't get a buzz, then I've just wasted money on alcohol.

I get a 12 pack of Bud Light and drink the beers all night long. I always have a glass of liquor to the side which I sip on while drinking the beer. Sometimes gin and orange juice, sometimes gin and tonic with a little bit of lime juice, and sometimes Jim Beam and Coke. I can drink the beer for hours. I simply sip on the liquor from time to time to give the beer a little more boost.

Clear liquors make me want to party and sometimes horny. Dark liquors are fine but if someone says even slightest thing out of the way to me that irritates me, I'll go off on them while drinking dark liquor. I save the dark liquors for when I want to cuss certain people out. For instance, I may drink gin to get horny and get up the nerve to work a man and when I get him home, then I'll drink Jim Beam in case I need to cuss his ass out if he spoils it by talking.

But no, I never drink if I'm upset about something. If I just happen to get upset about something on a Friday, I may get home and have a beer or two and if it gets my mind off what upset me, I'll continue. But if I keep thinking about what upset me, I stop because I won't even get a buzz from being so pissed about what happened earlier.

Lawd...

/ Cheers guys,

I'm happy to see you folks around here

babynoz said:

paintedlady said:

I can do the Asti spumante and hate Bailey's

and not too keen on Grand Marnnier unless its in desserts like a creme brulee.

I like Amaretto in my coffee! In cakes too.... hate mojitoes because they always use the wrong mint... gotta be the sweet mint only

but I can take down martini's like a champ... used to do 11 and a few glasses of wine

without getting sloppy yes, even with vodka.

But now I limit myself to ONE drink since my lips swell and I get allergy attacks and I start wheezing on drink number two.

It ain't fair!

LOL! Most people I know can't hang with drinking a lot after a certain age so they don't even try.

I dunno what it is with Boston but y'all can drank! One of my best buds is from Somerville and when she and her friends come down to visit it's like damn! If I tried to keep up with them they would drink my ass under the table!

I visited Boston during Prince's Musicology tour and she took me to see all the sights while I was there...I swear, there's a bar on every street corner...I loved Faneuil Hall though,

Guuurrrrrlllll, I live in a predoninantly white neighborhood and I have 7 liquor stores/wine shops within walking distance and there is a pub on EVERY corner I kid you not. People say that sort of stuff is only in the "hood". Pssh, we all like our liquor! Some are even right next to churches.

The South Boston and the South End areas especially are littered with places to get your drank on. And damn from Somerville, yeah I bet your girl drank you under the table for real! Folks are serious about getting there drink on there also.

dJJ said:

Timmy84 said:

Pepsi is grosser than alcohol? Mmkay.

Let's find a middle ground here. I think the comination is the best. Vodka & pepsi.

I haven't been drunk since April/2011

alcohol is no joke

I mean, have some fun but keep in mind that it's a drug that can (easily) create an addiction, which can lead to a chronic illness...