What/who/where would you come back as, in your next life?

...and why?

I would come back as a cat because they have the fucking life. Sleep all day, have someone serving me dinner, someone else cleans my toilet. But I would only come back as a cat if I belonged to a person like me.

I'd come back as a Swedish or Norweigan blonde, just to try something different.

Or a handsome gay man. I think I'd fit right in.

If I had to come back as an ANIMAL, I'd come back as a squirrel. Don't ask. I just like them. They're cute, and they lead really simple, basic lives. They just mind their own business and do their own thing and climb trees and gather nuts all day and shit. There's something really cool about that to me.

The First Gate: The First Reincarnation, I would like to be an animal, a house cat.

The Second GateLThe Second Reincarnation, Since i am cismale- i think, i would like to be the other gender.

The Third Gate: The Third Reincarnation, a tree, a redwood tree.

The Fourth Gate: A male, someone who was born next to an ocean, or some sort of coral reef.

The five gate: the morning fog.

Dan's trouser pocket.

Why? Why not.

Cloudbuster said:

Dan's trouser pocket.

Why? Why not.

I can be your trouser pocket?

Rococo said:

I can be your trouser pocket?

Sure you can.

Cloudbuster said:

Rococo said:

I can be your trouser pocket?

Sure you can.

Moments of pleasure...

i'd come back as a great book of historical secrets available only to the truth seekers of the true of origin and purpose personkind in relation to the universe.

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Rococo said:

Moments of pleasure...

Director's Cut version.

free2bfreeda said:

i'd come back as a great book of historical secrets available only to the truth seekers of the true of origin and purpose personkind in relation to the universe.

[Edited 5/26/12 15:58pm]

...So you apparently think you can reincarnate as an inanimate object?

Dren5 said:

free2bfreeda said:

i'd come back as a great book of historical secrets available only to the truth seekers of the true of origin and purpose personkind in relation to the universe.

[Edited 5/26/12 15:58pm]

...So you apparently think you can reincarnate as an inanimate object?

if i so desire.

free2bfreeda said:

Dren5 said:

...So you apparently think you can reincarnate as an inanimate object?

if i so desire.

I might be wrong. But in the Shinto religion, everything has essence of the Kami(god, not the judeo one) and as such, people can be born once again into whatever has the essence of the Kami. So in a way reincarnating into an inanimate object is not far-fetched.

free2bfreeda said:

Dren5 said:

...So you apparently think you can reincarnate as an inanimate object?

if i so desire.

I think it doesn't 'work' that way, but hell...whatever gets you off.

Rococo said:

free2bfreeda said:

if i so desire.

I might be wrong. But in the Shinto religion, everything has essence of the Kami(god, not the judeo one) and as such, people can be born once again into whatever has the essence of the Kami. So in a way reincarnating into an inanimate object is not far-fetched.

Whether the "Judeo" god is the 'accurate' or 'true' one or not is entirely up for debate and you can't say one way or another which is true, yourself.

And odds are, a Westerner probably has about as much correct working knowledge of the Shinto religion, as Blavatsky did of all the Eastern religions she was arrogant enough to try and digest over a few months and then spat back out ass-backwards in all her 'teachings'.

But that's a subject for another time and place...

Dren5 said:

Rococo said:

I might be wrong. But in the Shinto religion, everything has essence of the Kami(god, not the judeo one) and as such, people can be born once again into whatever has the essence of the Kami. So in a way reincarnating into an inanimate object is not far-fetched.

Whether the "Judeo" god is the 'accurate' or 'true' one or not is entirely up for debate and you can't say one way or another which is true, yourself.

And odds are, a Westerner probably has about as much correct working knowledge of the Shinto religion, as Blavatsky did of all the Eastern religions she was arrogant enough to try and digest over a few months and then spat back out ass-backwards in all her 'teachings'.

But that's a subject for another time and place...

I am aware at my lack of understanding of the shinto religon, but it is a complex set of ideas. shinto, i think can only be grasp by Japanese people, because it subconciously embedded in their culture, I apologize, if i offended those who are shinto. With the God part, I was merely translating the word Kami, which is "god" in English. This might quite off topic, but i do not subscribe to any patricular religion nor do I call my self a atheist, perhaps the closet thing i can come up with my definition of religion is either apathetic religious or irreligious. I like reading about other people religion thought.

JuliePurplehead said:

I would come back as a cat because they have the fucking life. Sleep all day, have someone serving me dinner, someone else cleans my toilet. But I would only come back as a cat if I belonged to a person like me.

...I'd be worried of coming back as a cat in China...

Dren5 said:

I'd come back as a Swedish or Norweigan blonde, just to try something different.

Or a handsome gay man. I think I'd fit right in.

If I had to come back as an ANIMAL, I'd come back as a squirrel. Don't ask. I just like them. They're cute, and they lead really simple, basic lives. They just mind their own business and do their own thing and climb trees and gather nuts all day and shit. There's something really cool about that to me.

SQUIRRELGREASE!!!!

Rococo said:

The First Gate: The First Reincarnation, I would like to be an animal, a house cat.

The Second GateLThe Second Reincarnation, Since i am cismale- i think, i would like to be the other gender.

The Third Gate: The Third Reincarnation, a tree, a redwood tree.

The Fourth Gate: A male, someone who was born next to an ocean, or some sort of coral reef.

The five gate: the morning fog.

Is that from a book or something?

free2bfreeda said:

i'd come back as a great book of historical secrets available only to the truth seekers of the true of origin and purpose personkind in relation to the universe.

[Edited 5/26/12 15:58pm]

That's some deep shit right there...makes my head hurt.

Cloudbuster said:

Dan's trouser pocket.

Why? Why not.

PurpleJedi said:

Rococo said:

The First Gate: The First Reincarnation, I would like to be an animal, a house cat.

The Second GateLThe Second Reincarnation, Since i am cismale- i think, i would like to be the other gender.

The Third Gate: The Third Reincarnation, a tree, a redwood tree.

The Fourth Gate: A male, someone who was born next to an ocean, or some sort of coral reef.

The five gate: the morning fog.

Is that from a book or something?

no. but i've been always thinking about this subject.

Definately an American white guy born overseas to atheist parents.

Look, I'm tired of struggling so hard to get respect.

I want it to just come with birth.

(no offense my white friends. I love you and would LOVE to slip my suasage

to many of you.)

imago said:

Definately an American white guy born overseas to atheist parents.

Look, I'm tired of struggling so hard to get respect.

I want it to just come with birth.

(no offense my white friends. I love you and would LOVE to slip my suasage

to many of you.)

I'm not white but as for the sausage part

imago said:

Definately an American white guy born overseas to atheist parents.

Look, I'm tired of struggling so hard to get respect.

I want it to just come with birth.

(no offense my white friends. I love you and would LOVE to slip my suasage

to many of you.)

You need to be sure that you make clear to whomever you are expecting to reincarnate you that your parents are filthy fucking rich and you are their sole heir. Because seriously man, being an American white guy atheist ain't exactly what it used to be.

Also, definitely doesn't have an A in it. Yes, that's some spelling nazi bullshit right there. But it's my current spelling pet peeve, so I'm calling you on it.

Rococo said:

PurpleJedi said:

Is that from a book or something?

no. but i've been always thinking about this subject.

imago said:

Definately an American white guy born overseas to atheist parents.

Look, I'm tired of struggling so hard to get respect.

I want it to just come with birth.

(no offense my white friends. I love you and would LOVE to slip my suasage

to many of you.)

I have OFTEN thought that if I could have a choice, I would like to come back as a tall, good-looking, white dude. Things seem to be easier for tall, good-looking, white dudes.

Not necessarily "respect" but definitely they seem to get doors open to them easier in life.

No, I don't have proof. Just a biased comment from a short, awkward-looking, brown dude.

PurpleJedi said:

free2bfreeda said:

i'd come back as a great book of historical secrets available only to the truth seekers of the true of origin and purpose personkind in relation to the universe.

[Edited 5/26/12 15:58pm]

That's some deep shit right there...makes my head hurt.

oh great purple-jedi-one-k-no-bee, you are directly linked to the force of joyful smiles. may my smiles go with you.

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free2bfreeda said:

PurpleJedi said:

That's some deep shit right there...makes my head hurt.

oh great purple-jedi-one-k-no-bee, you are directly linked to the force of joyful smiles. may my smiles go with you.

[Edited 5/27/12 1:25am]

Thanks!

...I think?

Skip Bayless.