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Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.c...party?lite
Cows on the loose in Boxford, Mass., crashed a backyard party last weekend, and went right for the beer.
“They enjoyed it. There’s no doubt about it. They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they’d knock another one over and take care of that beer,” Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told NBC affiliate WHDH.com.
Police said they heard reports of screams from a group of women as five or six cows stumbled into the yard, eagerly hurtling toward the beers.
“They got up as the cows went toward the table. They stepped back and the cows took over the table, knocking over the beers with their noses, drinking the beer off the table. They went to the recycling bin to find any leftovers,” Riter told the TV station.
A caller told the 911 dispatcher: “We thought they were deer, but they're huge, huge, huge cows. There's got to be five or six of them.”
Andrea Poritzky also called 911 after spotting "about six cows" in her yard.
"I don't own cows,” she said. “I was initially a little nervous. And then after I found it very comical and not very surprising due to the fact that we live in the country here,” Poritzky said.A police escort rounded up the cows and returned them to a farm about a mile away. | |
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i'd just like to hear from Cow, see if someone should post bail
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I wish someone there had taken some video... I'd love to see this!!! | |
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Those were not actually cows. Those were horses disguised as cows, trying to besmirch the good name of cows everywhere. Cows do not imbibe your human demon rum or, in this case, demon Heineken. Okay so occasionally, on a slow day, I might enjoy a little wine with my cud but that's all.
Damn you horses! Eat Mor Horses | |
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me too maybe it will surface later on once those poor laides have regained their equilibrium | |
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Slow news day?
Oh wait everyday's a slow news day.
Oh well... I wanna see footage. | |
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All cow news is important...even news about imposter horses pretending to be drunken cows to besmirch our good name.
There needs to be a lot more cow-related news stories, features, etc.
What about a separate section just called Bovine Discussion, mods?
Horses are not only raging alcoholics but many of them are also heavily addicted to crack. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Lies, all lies!!!
Okay, some cows may occasionally partake in beer...or the occasional shot of Jack. Or 17 shots of Absinthe. I mean really, it's a lot of pressure being a cow, with everyone blaming us all the time for destroying the ozone layer and whatnot.
But I continue to insist that horses suck. Which I realize is not the point but it needs to be said.
And yes, I am slightly drunk right now. Eat Mor Horses | |
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I'm cool with horses and cows but it's that damn seagull that keeps stealing potato chips at convenience stores y'all need to be worried about. He's way more dangerous. Way more.
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Damn seagulls. Damn horses. Cows rule!
I am so drunk right now.
Oh hell, I just tipped myself.
Anyone got a crane or something? Eat Mor Horses | |
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I'm not a fan, but I don't think it's cool to refer to the Kardashians as "cows" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Lies! Kardashians are not cows. Just because you humans don't want to claim them don't give to us! Eat Mor Horses | |
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Ya know, it's hard out here for a cow... Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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LOL! Probably some reincarnated old coot that used to shop there, Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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[Edited 5/25/12 16:01pm] [Edited 5/25/12 16:04pm] All good things they say never last... | |
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and i was going 2 ask if cow was tipsy...... but then i saw this post mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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