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The Poo Poll... How long do u typically spend shitting? Is it a pit stop type situation, an endeavor, or a full on vacation? I have usually been pretty swift in that department, things r even quicker now because of current circumstances. However, I did get caught trying to finish when I got to the next chapter while reading "Delores Claiborne". Also when I was little I farted and my dad punished me by sending me to go to the bathroom and handle business and not to come out 'till he said so.....then he fell asleep....that was like 2 hours....
I had a roommate who routinely took 30+ minutes or more...that astounds me...how could it could POSSIBLY take that long to bake a chocolate loaf? R there any necessary rituals or "hobbies" u tend to while transacting your deposit? A: 1-2 minutes B: 5 minutes C: 15-20 minutes D: 30 + minutes [Edited 5/18/12 4:50am] | |
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mods! P & R Forum, please!!!!!! XxAxX said:
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This thread stinks. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I would recommend this be a photowhore your poo thread, but I'm afraid we'd be bombarded by picture after picture of poo in flattering angles and to much diffuse-glow filters to soften the imperfections. | |
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Well...to answer your question, unlike the OTHER responses...D.
The only reason I'll be on the can for that long, is because I like to read too
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who really takes a book to the bathroom with them. how long do you intend to breathe shit??? i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Tittypants said: Well...to answer your question, unlike the OTHER responses...D.
The only reason I'll be on the can for that long, is because I like to read too
try uncle johns bathroom reader. Simple, informative one page articles on a plethora of topics, from corn to bran to chocolate milk and any other subjects u can imagine. http://bathroomreader.com/ | |
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imago said: I would recommend this be a photowhore your poo thread, but I'm afraid we'd be bombarded by picture after picture of poo in flattering angles and to much diffuse-glow filters to soften the imperfections. U mock Genesia's avatar....so I do wish u to be bombarded with pictures of poo taken with terrible attention to detail!  [Edited 5/18/12 8:07am] | |
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KingBAD said: who really takes a book to the bathroom with them. how long do you intend to breathe shit??? I've gotten thru many books with the assistance of 5 minute bowl investments. | |
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I honor her avatar! | |
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oh lawd!
Who has crispy hair anymore? | |
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ANYBODY WITH A FUCKIN TURD FOR A CLOCK!!! [Edited 5/18/12 21:41pm] i am KING BAD!!!
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the third one
I used to read when I was younger, play music later on if I was shitting and about to shower, but now I just want silence
Now I feel like taking a shit for real, thanks bro! | |
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Besides, there's "Rate My Poo" for shit like that anyway.
Well, there used to be. Whether or not it's still up, I have no idea. 비 | |
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