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Thread started 05/04/12 12:18am

funkpill

A Man Found Out He Was Going To Inherit A Fortune

When his sickly father dies.

He decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar

where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,"

he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die,

and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother confused

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Reply #1 posted 05/04/12 12:19am

NDRU

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First!

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Reply #2 posted 05/04/12 12:21am

NDRU

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I don't often comment or LOL on these threads, but I will take this opportunity to say I look for yours on Fridays

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Reply #3 posted 05/04/12 2:37am

chocolate1

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eek lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #4 posted 05/04/12 3:25am

ThisOne

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why share 20mill when u can have it all!!!! lol

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Reply #5 posted 05/04/12 3:26am

ThisOne

NDRU said:

I don't often comment or LOL on these threads, but I will take this opportunity to say I look for yours on Fridays

nod

and thanks for the laughs Funky!!!!! cool

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Reply #6 posted 05/04/12 4:33am

Tittypants

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Reply #7 posted 05/04/12 4:47am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #8 posted 05/04/12 6:34am

luv4u

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moderator

lol

canada

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Reply #9 posted 05/04/12 6:51am

nursev

falloff can u blame her? lol

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Reply #10 posted 05/04/12 8:45am

Nothinbutjoy

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lol

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #11 posted 05/04/12 11:04am

morningsong

lol lol

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Reply #12 posted 05/05/12 9:24am

PurpleJedi

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doh!

lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #13 posted 05/05/12 10:22am

80spfantwp

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Excellent - thanks for the laugh

Keep em coming

lol

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Reply #14 posted 05/05/12 10:32am

JoeTyler

confuse

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tinkerbell
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Reply #15 posted 05/05/12 11:32am

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #16 posted 05/05/12 9:00pm

KidaDynamite

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Dang, she jacked ole boy's plans up! falloff

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #17 posted 05/06/12 8:23pm

mzsadii

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Another good reason not to drink.

Prince's Sarah
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