ok, let's write an epic poem, line-by-line.

I'll start:

It was once that time of the month,

And i was smoking a blunt...

Through my cunt

None of that shit rhymes with month, you lispy motherfuckers!

OMG, that was cute

imago said:

please. *i* for one, wholeheartedly support imago's dream of an epic poem. so let's stay on topic and we'll all share the royalties and become famous and go on the tonight show!!

imago said:

None of that shit rhymes with month, you lispy motherfuckers!

moreover you kiss so bad you obviously can't pucker

this sounds like the start of a limerick and limericks are not epic.

EPIC

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starkitty said:

this sounds like the start of a limerick and limericks are not epic.

well maybe not YET. but ye of little faith, don't you know this thread will be different.

now start rhyming!!!

ODE TO A MASSEUSE

(not to be confused with masseuR)

hey lady

where you been all my life

XxAxX said:

starkitty said:

this sounds like the start of a limerick and limericks are not epic.

well maybe not YET. but ye of little faith, don't you know this thread will be different.

now start rhyming!!!

yming, yming, yming, yming........

( I can only do echoes)

Writing a poem is not ez

When the subject matter is not defined

Rhyming words 4 the sake of rhymes

All u get is a befuddled mind

[Edited 5/3/12 11:00am]

so be careful of whut you wish for

or you can get the rhymes of a whore

but for epics sake

the rhymes we make

may be lymericks but let's make them more

there once was a man from Kent

whose cock was so long it was bent

hence everytime he came

he went

[Edited 5/3/12 17:54pm]