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simple but effective A man is shopping in the local supermarket. He selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As he unloads his items at the cash register to pay, a woman standing behind him in line watches him place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single." The man looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about his selection says,"That's right. How on Earth did you know?" She replies, "Because you're ugly."
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Ahh, fucking hell... | |
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So when did this happen to you, MrBliss? | |
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althom said: So when did this happen to you, MrBliss?
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: So when did this happen to you, MrBliss?
yesterfuckingday alright! .. | |
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MrBliss said: althom said: So when did this happen to you, MrBliss?
yesterfuckingday alright! .. | |
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