New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
I took a Howard Stern Fart Machine to work at my new job with a large government defense contractor... ...none of those squares were even remotely amused.
Buncha flag-waving, redneck cocksuckers!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
That is some dumbass shit. I wouldn't have laughed either.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: That is some dumbass shit. I wouldn't have laughed either.
The Howard Stern Fart Machine is a classic piece of technology that I believe should be purchased by everyone. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: That is some dumbass shit. I wouldn't have laughed either.
The Howard Stern Fart Machine is a classic piece of technology that I believe should be purchased by everyone. You would. You think people should purchase dumbass things. You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!" -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio.  It's a grandpa thing.-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: I am certain your finger will come out coated, in which case you can lick it off. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: I am certain your finger will come out coated, in which case you can lick it off. Since I will be in Kentucky anyway, I will go ahead and Sanchez you with it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: I am certain your finger will come out coated, in which case you can lick it off. Since I will be in Kentucky anyway, I will go ahead and Sanchez you with it. Okay, but only if we can take photos and publish them on the internet at RhondaSanchez.com. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: I am certain your finger will come out coated, in which case you can lick it off. Since I will be in Kentucky anyway, I will go ahead and Sanchez you with it. Okay, but only if we can take photos and publish them on the internet at RhondaSanchez.com. Consider it DONE! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: You might as well stick your money in a wild boar's ass and yell "souie!"
Is that a "Kentucky" thing? :LOL: Naw. My grandpa used to say it, and he's from Ohio. It's a grandpa thing.
Grandpa was right... sticking things in a wild boar's ass is always a good idea! :LOL: Have you ever stuck your finger in one? Not yet, but I hope to some day! :LOL: I am certain your finger will come out coated, in which case you can lick it off. Since I will be in Kentucky anyway, I will go ahead and Sanchez you with it. Okay, but only if we can take photos and publish them on the internet at RhondaSanchez.com. Consider it DONE! Kick ass! Can we do a shot of you wrapped up in foil like a baked potato wiping your coated finger ever-so-gently across my upper lip? That'd be cook, I think. We could call you Tin Foil Man. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |