johnart said:

Shyra said:

Hon! Oh hell no! Bitch prolly start speakin in tongues or some shit.

True story with this same nutjob. The janitor (or is it sanitary engineer now?) I want to be politically correct here; came into our office complaining of a headache. Sally Savior asked him if he wanted her to "lay hands" on him. Bro man took her up on it. Next thing, I hear all this jibberish and grunting and looked up just as Sally had put her hands on his head and said something like, "Devil! I rebuke you! Leave this man's body in Jesus' name!" Then she shoved the man's head backwards. Hell, I thought she was trying to push the man into the wall or something. I'm sitting there bug-eyed, thinking, "No this fool didn't!" Just then, the boss walked in. You should have seen her ass scrambling to look like she was giving the janitor some kind of instructions. Bitch, please! When the man had to walk by my desk to leave, I said, "How you feel? Watch them tongues, now!"

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee video this!!!

johnart said:

johnart said:

Shyra said:

Hon! Oh hell no! Bitch prolly start speakin in tongues or some shit.

True story with this same nutjob. The janitor (or is it sanitary engineer now?) I want to be politically correct here; came into our office complaining of a headache. Sally Savior asked him if he wanted her to "lay hands" on him. Bro man took her up on it. Next thing, I hear all this jibberish and grunting and looked up just as Sally had put her hands on his head and said something like, "Devil! I rebuke you! Leave this man's body in Jesus' name!" Then she shoved the man's head backwards. Hell, I thought she was trying to push the man into the wall or something. I'm sitting there bug-eyed, thinking, "No this fool didn't!" Just then, the boss walked in. You should have seen her ass scrambling to look like she was giving the janitor some kind of instructions. Bitch, please! When the man had to walk by my desk to leave, I said, "How you feel? Watch them tongues, now!"

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

The hat you wore on Easter!

StillGotIt said:

I think you should put a bloody chicken foot and a pile of salt in a pentagram on her desk and tell her you were there praying for her....

Oh, Jesus! I jes cain't!!!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

The hat you wore on Easter!

His Mother Jefferson church hat. He could read that bitch on the sly like Mother Jefferson would.

vainandy said:

Shyra said:

Hon! Oh hell no! Bitch prolly start speakin in tongues or some shit.

True story with this same nutjob. The janitor (or is it sanitary engineer now?) I want to be politically correct here; came into our office complaining of a headache. Sally Savior asked him if he wanted her to "lay hands" on him. Bro man took her up on it. Next thing, I hear all this jibberish and grunting and looked up just as Sally had put her hands on his head and said something like, "Devil! I rebuke you! Leave this man's body in Jesus' name!" Then she shoved the man's head backwards. Hell, I thought she was trying to push the man into the wall or something. I'm sitting there bug-eyed, thinking, "No this fool didn't!" Just then, the boss walked in. You should have seen her ass scrambling to look like she was giving the janitor some kind of instructions. Bitch, please! When the man had to walk by my desk to leave, I said, "How you feel? Watch them tongues, now!"

Do you work with Denise "Vanity" Matthews?

NO YOU DIN'N! Hey, sometimes I wonder...

She even told me she heard her husband speaking in tongues. I used to work closely with that freak, too. Talk about a mofo man who got on my nerves so badly, he would make my ass itch! I told him, "Pleaes stop calling my name! You make me hate the sound of it!"

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

The hat you wore on Easter!

I bet John gets his Aunt Esther on.

"You ole fish-eyed fool. [img:$uid]http://maryluvs.clicdev.com/f/html/emoticons/maryluvs_ohnoyoudidnt.gif[/img:$uid] "

[Edited 4/24/12 12:56pm]

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

The hat you wore on Easter!

See. We could hook 'em up real good, girl! How ya been, sweetie?

tinaz said:

johnart said:

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee video this!!!

I could sell tickets! Chile, I'd be, what's the thing Adelle whatsherface sings, ROLLIN IN THE DEEP!

Shyra said:

vainandy said:

Do you work with Denise "Vanity" Matthews?

NO YOU DIN'N! Hey, sometimes I wonder...

She even told me she heard her husband speaking in tongues. I used to work closely with that freak, too. Talk about a mofo man who got on my nerves so badly, he would make my ass itch! I told him, "Pleaes stop calling my name! You make me hate the sound of it!"

Hell, Vanity said in one of her interviews that she was levitated above the bed.

Timmy84 said:

chocolate1 said:

The hat you wore on Easter!

I bet John gets his Aunt Esther on.

"You ole fish-eyed fool. [img:$uid]http://maryluvs.clicdev.com/f/html/emoticons/maryluvs_ohnoyoudidnt.gif[/img:$uid] "

[Edited 4/24/12 12:56pm]

U know this.

Shyra said:

chocolate1 said:

The hat you wore on Easter!

See. We could hook 'em up real good, girl! How ya been, sweetie?

I've missed you!

vainandy said:

chocolate1 said:

The hat you wore on Easter!

His Mother Jefferson church hat. He could read that bitch on the sly like Mother Jefferson would.

tinaz said:

johnart said:

What u think I can't talk in tongues??

Gurrl, I will start neck rollin and havin a mf tongue-off with that bitch.

What should I wear.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee video this!!!

she sounds like a new christian and like she attends a full-gospel/holliness church. they're big on speaking in tongues and laying on hands to pray etc. i have to say i have seen those things in church and prayer meetings and have had people lay hands on me. if the people are strong in faith it really does help/work.

im nothng like this yahoo co worker of yours and have no use for the bollocks you see on tv but those things are for real and do work. from my sujective experience, the lord wont honor a charlatan or someone who is not praying in the spirit. it sounds like your co-worker is either new or hasnt done her own work in the spirit. i promise you, those kinds of experiences are very much like sexual experiences inthat when its done with the intention of a genuine connection theres no way you dont "feel it" and it doesnt taken instruction- you know when you know !

if nothing else the next time she starts this kinda mess suggest that she pray about it. if she is a sincere christian her behavoir will change towards this man and you etc. if shes not then she immediately respond with something bitchy and self righteous which shows her hand. if its the later, i recommend the stuff about HR and how thats not appropriate wrk convo.

imago said:

This is my favorite thread title in ages!

co-sign!

imago said:

This is my favorite thread title in ages!

post midnight right on time.

Shyra said:

StillGotIt said:

I think you should put a bloody chicken foot and a pile of salt in a pentagram on her desk and tell her you were there praying for her....

Oh, Jesus! I jes cain't!!!

video that one, too..

LAWD bless this child for not popping her in the mouth

point and laugh at her every chance you get.

wavesofbliss said:

tinaz said:

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee video this!!!

she sounds like a new christian and like she attends a full-gospel/holliness church. they're big on speaking in tongues and laying on hands to pray etc. i have to say i have seen those things in church and prayer meetings and have had people lay hands on me. if the people are strong in faith it really does help/work.

im nothng like this yahoo co worker of yours and have no use for the bollocks you see on tv but those things are for real and do work. from my sujective experience, the lord wont honor a charlatan or someone who is not praying in the spirit. it sounds like your co-worker is either new or hasnt done her own work in the spirit. i promise you, those kinds of experiences are very much like sexual experiences inthat when its done with the intention of a genuine connection theres no way you dont "feel it" and it doesnt taken instruction- you know when you know !

if nothing else the next time she starts this kinda mess suggest that she pray about it. if she is a sincere christian her behavoir will change towards this man and you etc. if shes not then she immediately respond with something bitchy and self righteous which shows her hand. if its the later, i recommend the stuff about HR and how thats not appropriate wrk convo.

No, she's one of those folks who got pregnant by two different baby daddy's, got married to an ass kicker, "got saved," and now considers herself a saint. She belongs to one of those mega churches that has thousands of members and the pastor cannot possibly know all his followers from a hole in the wall. If that's what she likes, more power to her, but I would not belong to a church with more that say 500 members. Mega churches: you're just a number tied to tithe envelope.

In New Zealand, she would have been fired, anyone who expresses views that can be interpreted as homophobia, racism, agaism, sexism, or religious discrimination, in a public setting like work or school (Church services obviously are different) can be sacked for offensive hate speech. That bitch would have been out the door on the first thing smoking.

Whats sad is that problem is prevalent there, there has been a rise of "Money charisma" churches full of born again (Hypocritical) Christians and most of the churches are machine gun conservative on their views on gays, abortions, Muslims etc. The worst is the Destiny Church led by a self proclaimed Charlatan who declared himself a bishop (Its a cult) and he has all the speaking in tongunes laying on hands and anothey sect called Christian Scientists who eschew medical care and let God heal them.

[Edited 4/30/12 15:26pm]

Shyra said:

No, she's one of those folks who got pregnant by two different baby daddy's, got married to an ass kicker, "got saved," and now considers herself a saint. She belongs to one of those mega churches that has thousands of members and the pastor cannot possibly know all his followers from a hole in the wall. If that's what she likes, more power to her, but I would not belong to a church with more that say 500 members. Mega churches: you're just a number tied to tithe envelope.

oh wellthenshes just trying to cope with the mess shes madein her own life. like mama debarge- ill run to the church and play holy but cant get my personal hell together..... ihate to hear that about anyone.

ADORECREAM: i know what you mean about those mega churches- i didnt realize it was such aproblem in outside the us.