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If you could genetically engineer a human, what special features would you endow them with? I'd make a woman with nipples that were wired as iPod ear phones. [Edited 3/30/12 15:33pm] If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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the ability to pick winning lottery tickets. not that i'm waiting on the drawing or anything | |
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XxAxX said: the ability to pick winning lottery tickets. not that i'm waiting on the drawing or anything We have one of our biggest lotto draws in New Zealand too tonight. 25m which is 20m usd. Not exactly half a billion but I'd gladly take it. Still prefer the human nipple phones though. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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when you win you can invest in round-the-clock work on research and development into aural areolas. the world will surely thank you someday, sir. good luck | |
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pretty much the same as we are doing to chickens My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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12 inch penises! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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NDRU said: pretty much the same as we are doing to chickens Bulking them up? Bringing them to maturity earlier and not bothering that the skeleton is too soft to support the weight?  a whore in sheep's clothing | |
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Hard dick 24/7 I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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A nice fat ass with a big ass dick. | |
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Exactly, and with huge breasts! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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See-through skull, just like Macropinna microstoma, aka barrel-eyes.
 (Click for larger image) Video frame-grab of Macropinna microstoma at a depth of 744 m, showing the intact, transparent shield that covers the top of the head. The green spheres are the eye lenses, each sitting atop a silvery tube. Visible on the right eye, just below the lens on the forward part of the tube, is the external expression of a retinal diverticulum. The pigmented patches above and behind the mouth are olfactory capsules. High-definition video frame grabs of Macropinna microstoma in situ are posted on the web at: http://www.mbari.org/midw...macropinna  Lateral views of the head of a living specimen of Macropinna microstoma, in a shipboard laboratory aquarium: (A) with the tubular eyes directed dorsally; (B) with the eyes directed rostrally. The apparent differences in lip pigmentation between (A) and (B) are because they were photographed at slightly different angles. (A) was shot from a more dorsal perspective and it shows the lenses of both eyes; the mouth is not sharply in focus. (B) shows only the right eye, with the lips in sharper focus. | |
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the ability to photosynthesize instead of 'eating' | |
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True compassion.
That way humans would be incapable of lying, cheating, stealing, killing, etc.
Peace on earth achieved.
Oh...and...women with big titties that squirt Nestle Quik chocolate milk. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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i so agree with you, and thank you for the last line of your words.
the laughter was much needed. “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |||
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |||
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i've been told my cum tastes like peach icecream SO, i would donate that to the populus so others can enjoy the popularity i have enjoyed i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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thank you thank you thank you 
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OnlyNDaUsa said: 12 inch penises! No need to engineer that. Plenty of us have that already..... Oh, inches. Never mind! If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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No need for sleep. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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iloveannie said: No need for sleep. Imagine how much you sell that for to Nike's production Chinese based production arm.. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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this thread is eerie/disturbing considering that this stuff will happen in a couple of centuries, I'm glad I'll be already dead...
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Deadcake said: NDRU said: pretty much the same as we are doing to chickens Bulking them up? Bringing them to maturity earlier and not bothering that the skeleton is too soft to support the weight? Thankfully I can choose where and what I buy. | |
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I would make a guy with vocal chords that could be set to mute. His ass crack would act like a one of those debit card readers and the money would come straight from his bank account. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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they'll bring you back
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^ but, y'know, genetically enHANced | |
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so, in the future, rich wackos will resurrect mummies with enhanced penis to turn them into tamed sexual slaves?
hell naw, lol | |
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