SPEAKIN OF BLOOD POISONIN...

in '86 i got into a fight and hit one of

the dudes in the mouth with the heal

of my hand hard enough to break the skin.

three hours later i was in the hospital

for a two week stay, my whole arm swole

up to the size of a leg

people have the worse bites of anything

out there:nod:

KingBAD said:

SPEAKIN OF BLOOD POISONIN...

in '86 i got into a fight and hit one of

the dudes in the mouth with the heal

of my hand hard enough to break the skin.

three hours later i was in the hospital

for a two week stay, my whole arm swole

up to the size of a leg

people have the worse bites of anything

out there:nod:

:OMG:

Yeah...they say the reason why you shouldn't feed a dog food you've bitten is because humans have more/nastier germs in their mouths than dogs.

the love bug

[Edited 4/5/12 9:48am]

When I was 10 I got bit in the arm by a horse.

Stick arm meets the power of a horsejaw.

It's a miracle he didn't rip my arm off

It. HURT. LIKE. HELL.

I still have a permanent bruise on my arm from it, 32 years later.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

When I was 10 I got bit in the arm by a horse.

Stick arm meets the power of a horsejaw.

It's a miracle he didn't rip my arm off

It. HURT. LIKE. HELL.

I still have a permanent bruise on my arm from it, 32 years later.

OH SHIT!!!

i had blocked this from memory...

the last thing that bit me was a horse

and it damn near took my finger off

at the joint undr my fingernail.

that fuck clamped down on my finger

harder and harder like some kind of chanellock

rachet jaw havin muthafucka, 'til i thumbed

it in the eye YEAH, I DID THAT!!!

it took forever to get a nail on that finger...

and no, i don't be feedin nobodie's horses

ANY MORE!!!

KingBAD said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

When I was 10 I got bit in the arm by a horse.

Stick arm meets the power of a horsejaw.

It's a miracle he didn't rip my arm off

It. HURT. LIKE. HELL.

I still have a permanent bruise on my arm from it, 32 years later.

OH SHIT!!!

i had blocked this from memory...

the last thing that bit me was a horse

and it damn near took my finger off

at the joint undr my fingernail.

that fuck clamped down on my finger

harder and harder like some kind of chanellock

rachet jaw havin muthafucka, 'til i thumbed

it in the eye YEAH, I DID THAT!!!

it took forever to get a nail on that finger...

and no, i don't be feedin nobodie's horses

ANY MORE!!!

I slammed my fist on its snout!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

KingBAD said:

OH SHIT!!!

i had blocked this from memory...

the last thing that bit me was a horse

and it damn near took my finger off

at the joint undr my fingernail.

that fuck clamped down on my finger

harder and harder like some kind of chanellock

rachet jaw havin muthafucka, 'til i thumbed

it in the eye YEAH, I DID THAT!!!

it took forever to get a nail on that finger...

and no, i don't be feedin nobodie's horses

ANY MORE!!!

I slammed my fist on its snout!

yeah, FUCK'EM!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

KingBAD said:

OH SHIT!!!

i had blocked this from memory...

the last thing that bit me was a horse

and it damn near took my finger off

at the joint undr my fingernail.

that fuck clamped down on my finger

harder and harder like some kind of chanellock

rachet jaw havin muthafucka, 'til i thumbed

it in the eye YEAH, I DID THAT!!!

it took forever to get a nail on that finger...

and no, i don't be feedin nobodie's horses

ANY MORE!!!

I slammed my fist on its snout!

Lisa10 said:

itsnotallover said:

I have been stung on the Neck by a Wasp, that hurt........

But the worst thing ever was being Bitten by a Pig, now that freakin hurt.............

Sorry. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time.

lol, its ok.

It wasn't funny at that time, nope. But now many years on, I get the last laugh everytime I bite into a Bacon Sarnie

A FAT WASP

The most painful thing has to be reading one of your threads.

One time while playing golf, we were driving the golf cart from one hole to the next. I was wearing shorts.

Something flew up my pants. I started hitting my groin area, trying to kill what I thought was a fly or a bug.

It was a yellow jacket wasp.

Every time I hit it, it stung me again.

Down there.

Not a lot of fun.

Did I win Best Post of the Thread?

RodeoSchro said:

One time while playing golf, we were driving the golf cart from one hole to the next. I was wearing shorts.

Something flew up my pants. I started hitting my groin area, trying to kill what I thought was a fly or a bug.

It was a yellow jacket wasp.

Every time I hit it, it stung me again.

Down there.

Not a lot of fun.

Did I win Best Post of the Thread?

Well if you dont win best post, you should be used as a PSA as to what NOT to do when a bug flies up your pants!!

is this on video anywhere btw? Not that yor pain would be funny, but I bet you did a hell of a dance!!

RodeoSchro said:

One time while playing golf, we were driving the golf cart from one hole to the next. I was wearing shorts.

Something flew up my pants. I started hitting my groin area, trying to kill what I thought was a fly or a bug.

It was a yellow jacket wasp.

Every time I hit it, it stung me again.

Down there.

Not a lot of fun.

Did I win Best Post of the Thread?

oh my god..... no, no, no, nooooooooo!!!!!

Well, I'm sure it made your balls nice and plump though. I mean, thare are bright sides to these kinds of things you know.

tinaz said:

RodeoSchro said:

One time while playing golf, we were driving the golf cart from one hole to the next. I was wearing shorts.

Something flew up my pants. I started hitting my groin area, trying to kill what I thought was a fly or a bug.

It was a yellow jacket wasp.

Every time I hit it, it stung me again.

Down there.

Not a lot of fun.

Did I win Best Post of the Thread?

Well if you dont win best post, you should be used as a PSA as to what NOT to do when a bug flies up your pants!!

is this on video anywhere btw? Not that yor pain would be funny, but I bet you did a hell of a dance!!

No video, thank God. And the yellow jacket didn't actually sting me on the balls. But he got real close to them three or four times.

The worst part? All my pounding didn't even kill him!

The second worst part? I had a good round going up until then!

RodeoSchro said:

tinaz said:

Well if you dont win best post, you should be used as a PSA as to what NOT to do when a bug flies up your pants!!

is this on video anywhere btw? Not that yor pain would be funny, but I bet you did a hell of a dance!!

No video, thank God. And the yellow jacket didn't actually sting me on the balls. But he got real close to them three or four times.

The worst part? All my pounding didn't even kill him!

The second worst part? I had a good round going up until then!

Oh my god....So this must have been like a REALLY bad case of runner's rash.

I used to be sooooooo allergy to bee and wasp stings.

I'm not sure what happened but somewhere around my teen years

the stings (which I got on very rare occasions) went from being

really dangerous to just being pesky and sometimes quite painful.

I mean, I don't blame the guys for having such a powerful defense

mechanism, but damn.

imago said:

Rayan said:

chile what is this ReplaceBandsNameWithPussy Twitter stuff? the filth!!

ok I'll send you more stuff while I'm busy doing nothing at work in the morning

Got it, and LOVE the video.

Will investigate and confiscate.

HAHAHAHA! I was reading this and my three year old came up and laughed hysterically at that picture!