a swarm of wasps when I was between ages 11-12, it's all a blur now....no trees or hives in sight. I was walking home from a neighbors, then was just suddenly being stung across my entire body. I collapsed in the street, my father heard my blood curdling screams and ran to rescue me, I remember him picking me up and running down the street with me to our house (i imagine he go stung a couple times along the way, but he's a pretty tough son of a gun, in that moment he was phase), the last thing I remember was my mother throwing me into a tub of water in the upstairs bathroom & shaking globs of dead wasps out of my clothes into the toilet . Talk about your freak accident story. Praise God I was not allergic.

three yellowjackets (it was like someone putin cigarettes out on me)

fireants (NEED I SAY MORE)

and a golen colored housefly lookin thang,

all i heard was a loud pop and blood just

ran down my arm...

all these creatures attacked me in s.carolina...

Ottensen said:

a swarm of wasps when I was between ages 11-12, it's all a blur now....no trees or hives in sight. I was walking home from a neighbors, then was just suddenly being stung across my entire body. I collapsed in the street, my father heard my blood curdling screams and ran to rescue me, I remember him picking me up and running down the street with me to our house (i imagine he go stung a couple times along the way, but he's a pretty tough son of a gun, in that moment he was phase), the last thing I remember was my mother throwing me into a tub of water in the upstairs bathroom & shaking globs of dead wasps out of my clothes into the toilet . Talk about your freak accident story. Praise God I was not allergic.

TWICE I was with someone--my cousing around age 10 and a co-worker when I was 15--that was attcked by a swarm and not ONCE either time was I stung.

my office stapler once suddenly didn't work so to make sure it's still loaded I brightly decided to try it on my thumb. it got stapled like a bitch that from shock I had this weird strength where I grabbed a pen and pulled it out instantly. all within seconds. took a few more minutes for the tears to finally show up

Rayan said:

my office stapler once suddenly didn't work so to make sure it's still loaded I brightly decided to try it on my thumb. it got stapled like a bitch that from shock I had this weird strength where I grabbed a pen and pulled it out instantly. all within seconds. took a few more minutes for the tears to finally show up

OMG, that Gyspy and the Pussy album your recommended is one of my favorite albums in the last couple of years.

YOU MUST RECCOMEND MORE

imago said:

Gyspy and the Pussy

chile what is this ReplaceBandsNameWithPussy Twitter stuff? the filth!!

ok I'll send you more stuff while I'm busy doing nothing at work in the morning

tinaz said:

A Brown Recluse Spider bit me on my calf...FUCKER

A wasp stung me in the neck... FUCKER

Do you have a permanent scar from the Recluse?

ThisOne said:

i've been bitten by heaps of things...... lucky none were deadly and unfortunately the most painful was by ppl i trusted

Similar to Dave...the worst I've experienced is a bee sting...as far as creature bites go.

Similar to you, the most painful was the human one.

PurpleJedi said:

tinaz said:

A Brown Recluse Spider bit me on my calf...FUCKER

A wasp stung me in the neck... FUCKER

Do you have a permanent scar from the Recluse?

... Its about the size of a nickel... FUCKER! Looks very similar to a small pox vaccine..

i forgot all about my chigger bite

(also from s.c.) it didn't hurt

but it itched for a years and

left a hole in my inner ankle

that took years to fade to a

pockmark

i got bit by a recluse on the pad of my heel

and didn't know it, it made my whole leg

to my ass feel like a water balloon.

by the time i made it to the hospital

i was told i was LUCKY, the pressure

from walkin on it had forced the poison

out of my foot. i had residual damage

Rayan said:

imago said:

Gyspy and the Pussy

chile what is this ReplaceBandsNameWithPussy Twitter stuff? the filth!!

ok I'll send you more stuff while I'm busy doing nothing at work in the morning

Got it, and LOVE the video.

Will investigate and confiscate.

JoeTyler said:

Mya said:

A sea turtle.

I still have the scar to prove it

what happened?!

It was when I was about 10, I was on holiday in Samoa & was at a designated lagoon where you were able to swim with them. I thought it'd be fun to grab its shell (don't ask why, I couldn't even give you an answer) & the turtle, obviously, didn't like it

I just heard the worst story so far;

A co-worker says that a few years ago; she bought a honey bun (swirled pastry glazed with honey) at a local bakery, got in her car, took a bite, and experienced searing pain. Thought she'd bit into a razor blade.

Apparently it was a warm, sunny day and the bakery had left a window open.

So it seems that a YELLOWJACKET had not only landed on the pastry, but burrowed itself into a crevice and when she bit into it, it bit back!

PurpleJedi said:

I just heard the worst story so far;

A co-worker says that a few years ago; she bought a honey bun (swirled pastry glazed with honey) at a local bakery, got in her car, took a bite, and experienced searing pain. Thought she'd bit into a razor blade.

Apparently it was a warm, sunny day and the bakery had left a window open.

So it seems that a YELLOWJACKET had not only landed on the pastry, but burrowed itself into a crevice and when she bit into it, it bit back!

OMG!

PurpleJedi said:

I just heard the worst story so far;

A co-worker says that a few years ago; she bought a honey bun (swirled pastry glazed with honey) at a local bakery, got in her car, took a bite, and experienced searing pain. Thought she'd bit into a razor blade.

Apparently it was a warm, sunny day and the bakery had left a window open.

So it seems that a YELLOWJACKET had not only landed on the pastry, but burrowed itself into a crevice and when she bit into it, it bit back!

she prolly got socked up for runin her mouth

and just blamed an innocenet yellowjacket

SAD!!!

KingBAD said:

PurpleJedi said:

I just heard the worst story so far;

A co-worker says that a few years ago; she bought a honey bun (swirled pastry glazed with honey) at a local bakery, got in her car, took a bite, and experienced searing pain. Thought she'd bit into a razor blade.

Apparently it was a warm, sunny day and the bakery had left a window open.

So it seems that a YELLOWJACKET had not only landed on the pastry, but burrowed itself into a crevice and when she bit into it, it bit back!

she prolly got socked up for runin her mouth

and just blamed an innocenet yellowjacket

SAD!!!

Seriously though...being stung by a yellowjacket is no joke...I can't even IMAGINE getting stung INSIDE THE MOUTH!!!!

PurpleJedi said:

KingBAD said:

she prolly got socked up for runin her mouth

and just blamed an innocenet yellowjacket

SAD!!!

Seriously though...being stung by a yellowjacket is no joke...I can't even IMAGINE getting stung INSIDE THE MOUTH!!!!

Just the sight of them gives me the heebee geebees....sort of like opening one of your threads!

I've never been bitten but that teeth scraping is pretty uncomfortable.

imago said:

Rayan said:

chile what is this ReplaceBandsNameWithPussy Twitter stuff? the filth!!

ok I'll send you more stuff while I'm busy doing nothing at work in the morning

Got it, and LOVE the video.

Will investigate and confiscate.

Alright, you better work it whore!

vainandy said:

imago said:

Got it, and LOVE the video.

Will investigate and confiscate.

Alright, you better work it whore!

It's my new favorite gif.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

Seriously though...being stung by a yellowjacket is no joke...I can't even IMAGINE getting stung INSIDE THE MOUTH!!!!

Just the sight of them gives me the heebee geebees....sort of like opening one of your threads!

You're just mad that my comment above evokes a different sort of memory for you.

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

Just the sight of them gives me the heebee geebees....sort of like opening one of your threads!

You're just mad that my comment above evokes a different sort of memory for you.

I stepped on a wasp once and that was pretty painful.

I was also bit by a snake when I was about 7 or 8. I tried to pick him up and I even knew the best technique to avoid being bitten, but I faltered in the execution and he truned around and caught my thumb. I handled snakes a fair amount as a child. When my 7th grade life science teacher learned of this he asked me (jokingly) if I was a boy.

That's all I can remember.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

You're just mad that my comment above evokes a different sort of memory for you.

CarrieMpls said:

I stepped on a wasp once and that was pretty painful.

I was also bit by a snake when I was about 7 or 8. I tried to pick him up and I even knew the best technique to avoid being bitten, but I faltered in the execution and he truned around and caught my thumb. I handled snakes a fair amount as a child. When my 7th grade life science teacher learned of this he asked me (jokingly) if I was a boy.

That's all I can remember.

OMG, didn't you write a lovenote to someone in kindergarden, but he couldn't read yet, so he gave it to the teacher who read it in front of the class?

Why do I remember strange things.

imago said:

CarrieMpls said:

I stepped on a wasp once and that was pretty painful.

I was also bit by a snake when I was about 7 or 8. I tried to pick him up and I even knew the best technique to avoid being bitten, but I faltered in the execution and he truned around and caught my thumb. I handled snakes a fair amount as a child. When my 7th grade life science teacher learned of this he asked me (jokingly) if I was a boy.

That's all I can remember.

OMG, didn't you write a lovenote to someone in kindergarden, but he couldn't read yet, so he gave it to the teacher who read it in front of the class?

Why do I remember strange things.

YES!

Well, she read it to him and happend to be standing in the front of the classroom. She didn't read it out loud to the whole class. But still, I was sooooooooooooooooooooo embarassed!!

imago said:

vainandy said:

Alright, you better work it whore!

It's my new favorite gif.

I do that same exact dance myself. I love to shake them titties.....just not in a g-string.

I have been stung on the Neck by a Wasp, that hurt........

But the worst thing ever was being Bitten by a Pig, now that freakin hurt.............

itsnotallover said:

I have been stung on the Neck by a Wasp, that hurt........

But the worst thing ever was being Bitten by a Pig, now that freakin hurt.............

Sorry. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time.