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What's the most PAINFUL thing you've been What's the most painful thing you've every been stung or bitten by?
I've been lucky that the most painful thing I've ever been stung by is a wasp.
Don't get me wrong....that shit hurt like hell.
And when I was six, my sister kicked a bees nest and I ran into the middle of the swarm, and had to be rushed to the hospital.
...but I've never been stung by a stingray despite my constantly being around them, nor have i ever been bitten by any of the various creatures in florida known for very painful bites and stings.
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i've been bitten by heaps of things...... lucky none were deadly and unfortunately the most painful was by ppl i trusted
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A sea turtle.
I still have the scar to prove it | |
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-A needle...in the ass...several times -An allergic reaction (fuck you Bayer, lol): VERY intense/weird/persisten pain in the chest, I thought I was dying, I wasn't able to breathe, I rushed to the hospital in my sister's car, doc said I was lucky... -When I was 10-11, a kid kicked me HARD in the feet while playing soccer, no broken bones, but I had a limp for a couple of weeks... -when I was 8, I was stung by a wasp in the left hip, I screamed like a mf
that's about it
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what happened?! | |
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My little 2nd cuzzin(cuzzins kid) ran in the house whining about a wsap sting on his arm. At that point I had never been stung by anything other than an ant. I told him, "Fool, man up! Stop whining and MAN UP!" Fast forward five whole minutes, I go outside to smoke a ciggy, and prolly the same damn wasp, stung me on the top of my freshly buzzed dome. "SHIT!...GODDAMNIT!". I jumped up and shouted. To my chagrin, I retreated inside to look for some ice to put on my dome....and look for my cuzzins kid to apologize. | |
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I've also been "stung" in the chest by a doctor with a 9" needle trying to place a central .line in an artery. Not fun...especially when your bed is "trundle" style....inclined so your feet are above your head. | |
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The most painful though was the Dr. who lanced a ripe abcess on my anus when I was 12. I kicked that motherfucker. These aren't "animal" stings...but they stung none the damn less. | |
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I was once bitten in the lower abdomen by a 130-lb Irish wolfhound. Because of the location of the bite, I couldn't sit up for a week. And I had pain in lessening degrees for a good six months. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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A Brown Recluse Spider bit me on my calf...FUCKER
A wasp stung me in the neck... FUCKER
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So far, luckily, the sting of a bee was the most painful.
But ask me again in a month. I'm going to share an apartment with Viv, Herman and Iwan. | |
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A motherfucking ermine. | |
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I've never been stung or bitten. That I know of.
But ask me again in a month. I'm going to share an apartment with Viv, Herman, Iwan and Dave. | |
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Especially Dave. | |
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Can we share a bed? I want to fart and then pull the blanket over your head. | |
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LISA!! *covers ears and eyes .. and nose*
This does not fit into my world picture of ladies. | |
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I'm only joking.
I'll use my leg to gently waft it out the side. | |
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Sluts, all of you! | |
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This is too much for me. Seriously. | |
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a stack cutter
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took the tip of my thumb off, bone and everything!
plastic surgeon was able to put it back on. he said I had a 50/50 shot of it staying on...luckily it did.
but yeah, that was pretty darn painful.
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Poor you!
But I guess anyone would choose tip of thumb over, say, tip of cock. Always look on the bright side of life! | |
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Had a similiar situation except it was this.. [img:$uid]http://www.webstaurantstore.com/12-white-handle-chef-knife/12-white-handle-chef-knife.jpg[/img:$uid]
and I only forced the blade halfway through the thumb. Doctor stiched thated shit on by driving throught the thumbnail, then back out and around close rthe wound and keep the half dangling thumb and nail in tact. I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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HURT.LIKE.HELL.I was thinking of stings and painful venom and stuff.
Now I think I'm going to be sick. Anyone got any good stories about birthing contractions? | |
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Though there was the 'dog-drool incident'......... | |
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Ouch!
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A friend of mine is a builder and he was once drilling a hole in some wood (at crotch level) and the drill slipped and ripped a bunch of his pubes out.
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