yes it is me

you publisher and head writer

bringin you yet another chance

to do somethin with your life.

So, here at CRM the only rule you

have to remember is "IT'S NEVER

TOO SOON, OR TOO LATE"

to get the news out.

come come now kiddies

you've spent time talkin about everyone

these past days/months/years

this is your chance to be in print

so let's get in here and make up

some shit... I AM WAITIN!!!

I'm too busy spending all my time rambling on about myself to people in orgnotes to be talking about others on here.

so nobody wants to tuch the "OPRAH AND THE FAT MAN" story?

popeye and alice the goon? peppe la pew and sthylvethter...

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

im in discussions to have a cameo role in American Werewolf: the next generation.

BlackAdder7 said:

im in discussions to have a cameo role in American Werewolf: the next generation.

so is it true that you had sex with

three producers to get your part?

are you givin me an up close and

personal interview to misconstrue

at my whim?

CAN I QWOTE YOU ON DAT???

JustErin said:

I'm too busy spending all my time rambling on about myself to people in orgnotes to be talking about others on here.

And what about me? No Erin in my in-box...

Dave1992 said:

JustErin said:

I'm too busy spending all my time rambling on about myself to people in orgnotes to be talking about others on here.

And what about me? No Erin in my in-box...

Pfft, as if I make first contact.

FLASH!!!

it is rumored that lil miss b.k. brown

has been named as her mother's killer.

when asked why there would be such

a thought, insider info stated that

lil miss brown was at the end of her

rope with houston and her relapsin ways

and also knew houston would not

stand for lil ms.brown havin an afaire

with her ,albeit adopted, brother.

police are at browns heels and a

warrant is forth commin...

TOO SOON???

not accordin to the rules i made up

oh the shame of it all...

BlackAdder7 said:

im in discussions to have a cameo role in American Werewolf: the next generation.

Will we see your ass again??

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KingBAD said:

now a word about our

sponsorship.

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that's right BALLS. it replaces

the lil wet spot in your undies

and puts somethin there to be seen

when someone hollas GUTCHECK!!!

and for the ladies we have some

for you too. THAT'S RIGHT ladies

DETACHABLE BALLS, you can

give 'em to your dude for those

uptight moments when he really

needs some, then take 'em back

(like you always do) only now

when some one say "whut, she got

yo balls in her purse?" you can

proudly show that you do indeed

have them there.

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you'll feel better even if you don't

really get to wear 'em

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Their Marriage Is INTACT!!!

lazycrockett said:

Their Marriage Is INTACT!!!

lazycrockett said:

Their Marriage Is INTACT!!!

lazycrockett said:

Their Marriage Is INTACT!!!

THIS JUST IN...

one of our most talented reporters

has uncovered the shockin details

of jadin smith's learnin disabilities.

when reached out to, the smiths,

(if that is their real name) were unavailable

for comment. HOWEVER it has become

public knowledge that willow smith

must be high on acid most of the time

WITH her parents permission, because

she has been seen in public dressed like

she just left the thrift shop and can be seen

in other shopes payin as much as $1,200

for broken shoes.

a spokesman for the family has said

"she ain't been right since her hair fell out

after that video she made some time back"

more news as it developes

up close and personal reports

from the 'outers' say that w. smith

and trophy thang wife just putin on

a sharade performence. it seems

to be well known in the 'happy'

community is funny as a three dollar

bill, and takin guidence from the likes

of t. cruise and j. travolta who were

outed with r. kelly on SOUTH PARK

a couple of years ago. this may explain

j. smith lookin harder than most of the

'DIVAs' shown in a recent TRANSGENDER

video clip that recently aired on the org.

THE GOOD NEWS i guess would be that

the smith family will soon take on that

OPEN family look, oops, already has

"Intact"

Our marriage is "Intact"

KCOOLMUZIQ said:

"Intact"

Our marriage is "Intact"

our on the scene photographer captured this lovin momet

where mr. smith closes his eyes and imagines he's

really kissin a 6er

Sounds like more Ur fantasy........

KingBAD said:

KCOOLMUZIQ said:

"Intact"

Our marriage is "Intact"

our on the scene photographer captured this lovin momet

where mr. smith closes his eyes and imagines he's

really kissin a 6er

Willy looks drunk...

JustErin said:

Yeah, what the hell is up with the will and jada threads every week or so? Like, who really gives a fuck? Do people really care about this kinda shit? I'm more curious as to why their goofball son always looks puzzled in every pic? Is he developmentally delayed? I don't want to be mean if he is and can't help it.

KCOOL has a thing for them.

KCOOLMUZIQ said:

Sounds like more Ur fantasy........

i couldn't get that 'happy'

you can take my place

KCOOLMUZIQ said: