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The ''Penis'' Cliche mainly referring to the Asian cliche.... for one people seem weirded out that i am very attractive to Asians... idk why but that's beside the point. It's insane how many times i am told but Asians have small dicks! or is it true all Asians have small dicks? or this great one i heard today it's a known fact that Asians are anatomically smaller, that's why white men with average size dicks go for Asian chicks, because to them they are huge. Do people still really believe these cliches? trust me i know that asian one is not true. Besides i'm a top... why the fuck would i care about dick size any-who -_-
It's insane how many people still think this cliche is truth. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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drug taking causes shrinking it shrivels in the cold shaft licking causes instant erections circumsized is cleaner
i think those r actually true tho
but its all i have
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Back when i was in football i knew a few guy who take that shit..... and i can say that is true Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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can you elaborate on the shaft licking bit | |
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i take a steroid for breathin between those and no sex for two years it's takin a bit of a toll on my dick, BUT soon as wee get back in the game i expect i'll be reclaimin my JOHNSON i am KING BAD!!!
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It's not just a cliché; the average Asian penis is smaller than the average on other continents.
You say you have first hand proof that this isn't true. Well, what are the odds you have seen more Asian cocks than the number of men who participated in those official polls? The odds are quite slim, to be honest. | |
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One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.
However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different (and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.
Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers. But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.
The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.
I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.
I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me. Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.
Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.
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The self-measuring and reporting point is definitely interesting and valid... I didn't know Asians didn't care about size that much.
My schlong is the best, nevertheless. | |
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I dont get this part... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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It's simply Dan speaking in his usual mysterious riddles. Just like Prince. | |
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...and with a deep, dark voice he said:
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Look, if a little sprig gave birth to a big sprig, what kind of sprig would that sprig have? | |
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Yeahhhhhh... Still nuthin... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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"the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna"
But what is it "beside"? Balls, assholes????? Is this one of those cases where the puncuation makes the story??
Like "Let's eat Grandma" vs "Let's eat, Grandma".... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Nah, there's a good group of Asians that got DAT DICK.
It's more myth than anything but people love to believe myths like that. | |
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I get it -but I refuse to elaborate. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Pleaseeeee ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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i think it's gonna be REALLY GROSS are you sure you wanna know? i am KING BAD!!!
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Ive seen the one man and a glass video... BRING IT ON! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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WHUT DA FUCK IZ DAT???
nevermind,i don't wanna know..,
IG'NANCE IZ BLISS i am KING BAD!!!
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TRUST ME King... you dont wanna see it!!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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