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I have decided that LaVisHh is a very bad girl and needs to be punished... ...the festivities will start with me removing all her clothing other than a bra and skimpy panties... I will then tie her into the harness that hangs from the ceiling... I will tease her with various sensual oils and lotions but I will not rub them on her soft, tender skin for long... I will get her started... anticipating... then I will turn on the...
... ... ... ...Barry Manilow records and leave. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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 Get a room for you and your hand. (don't forget to stock up on the tissues though)"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Dad gummit [This message was edited Mon Feb 24 11:28:51 PST 2003 by wellbeyond] | |
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wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Dad gummit [This message was edited Mon Feb 24 11:28:51 PST 2003 by wellbeyond] Do they take you and lock you away with no Internet connection?  | |
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wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!!
Don't forget that he writes songs about love, and speeecial things... | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!! He writes the songs that make the whole world want to beat him up... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! You are so going to hell Proverbial or otherwise!  Barry manilow! | |
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!! He writes the songs that make the whole world want to beat him up... Michael Bolton  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!! He writes the songs that make the whole world want to beat him up... Michael Bolton You have just discovered the second wave of punishment!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Natsume said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: wellbeyond said: IceNine said: ...Barry Manilow records and leave.
Amnesty International will be contacting you, sir!!! Could Barry Manilow records be considered chemical or biological weapons??? Weapons of mass destruction??? I think so! I am guilty of WAR CRIMES!!! But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!! He writes the songs that make the whole world want to beat him up... Michael Bolton  | |
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LaVisHh said: minneapolisgenius said: But he writes the songs that make the whole WORLD sing!!!
Don't forget that he writes songs about love, and speeecial things... Yeah, I was going to write further, but I couldn't think of the rest of the lyrics. And... Michael Bolton=Super Mullet!!!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Don't worry Lavish, I will come to your rescue. I'll throw away those damned Manilow records, throw on some Isaac Hayes and...hmmm, since you're already in that harness... 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Don't worry Lavish, I will come to your rescue. I'll throw away those damned Manilow records, throw on some Isaac Hayes and...hmmm, since you're already in that harness...
Ease back, Yoda... your crusty old dick isn't good for anything other than dribbling piss down your legs. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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JediMaster said: Don't worry Lavish, I will come to your rescue. I'll throw away those damned Manilow records, throw on some Isaac Hayes and...hmmm, since you're already in that harness...
mmmhmmm Waiting... | |
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I have just downloaded the entire Barry Manilow catalog!!!
You are in T R O U B L E, Lav... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I have just downloaded the entire Barry Manilow catalog!!!
You are in T R O U B L E, Lav... As I have the entire Barbara Streisand one...  | |
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...well, since you ARE still in the harness, I'd like to hear what the outcome will be from your bondage experience. IceNine, handle your business brotha!!! 
BTW...What did you think of Mr. Tyson's own business last Saturday night??? Strike | |
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...as far as you Lav, when you're done playing around, may I take my turn??? I have some "Moderation" I'd like to present to you personally!!!
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ThirdStrike said: ...well, since you ARE still in the harness, I'd like to hear what the outcome will be from your bondage experience. IceNine, handle your business brotha!!!
BTW...What did you think of Mr. Tyson's own business last Saturday night??? Strike I will handle Lav... this is 100% certain!!!
Tyson did what he had to do to a talentless Clifford Etienne...  Tyson did, however, knock him the FUCK OUT!
Tyson was such a GREAT fighter in the eighties... he needs to get his shit together now though. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Hey IceNine, I didn't know you used to be a
bartender in Havana Come on Ice...Who's this Lola? Spill the beans. Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha But while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...they fell in love. His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there And when she finished, he called her over, But Rico went a bit to far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...she lost her love. Copa... Copacabana... music and passion... always the fashion... Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show. Now it's a disco, but not for Lola, Still in the dress she used to wear, Faded feathers in her hair. She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind. She lost her youth and she lost her Tony, Now she's lost her mind! At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...don't fall in love. | |
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...I agree. Tyson did what he was supposed to do (for once, anyway), and even thought "The Rhino" was basically a cardboard cut-out of a top 10 heavyweight, as you said...he got knocked the PHUQ out!!!
Yeah, you may be good for Lav as a warm up, but when she needs the VARSITY, she knows who to call!!! I'll provide the climax (and there's plenty to go around). | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Hey IceNine, I didn't know you used to be a
bartender in Havana Come on Ice...Who's this Lola? Spill the beans. Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha But while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...they fell in love. His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there And when she finished, he called her over, But Rico went a bit to far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...she lost her love. Copa... Copacabana... music and passion... always the fashion... Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show. Now it's a disco, but not for Lola, Still in the dress she used to wear, Faded feathers in her hair. She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind. She lost her youth and she lost her Tony, Now she's lost her mind! At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copa...don't fall in love. Goddamn it!!! I told you not to out me like that!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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ThirdStrike said: ...as far as you Lav, when you're done playing around, may I take my turn??? I have some "Moderation" I'd like to present to you personally!!!
Strike  !!!
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ThirdStrike said: ...I agree. Tyson did what he was supposed to do (for once, anyway), and even thought "The Rhino" was basically a cardboard cut-out of a top 10 heavyweight, as you said...he got knocked the PHUQ out!!!
Yeah, you may be good for Lav as a warm up, but when she needs the VARSITY, she knows who to call!!! I'll provide the climax (and there's plenty to go around). Shit... she will be so exhausted from the Melissa Etheridge that I will be playing for her last punishment that you will not have a chance to do anything... that is, unless you like 'em dead. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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 Only one man every 10 years.
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