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Man UTD 0 Arsenal 2...too easy still utd fans can still enjoy thier past seasons videos, but alas a joke to cheer you up
Liverpool have signed a new centre forward from Kabul United FC. Apparently on his first day at training, Houllier picked up a ball and said, “Ball.” Then he pointed at the goal and said, “Goal.” Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said, “Kick. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOOOAAALLL!” The Afghan striker was a little puzzled by this and summoned up the courage to say “Excuse me, Mr. Houllier, but I speak very good English.” To which Houllier replies, “Sit down, son. I’m talking to Heskey!” . . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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I always liked the way Arsenal sounded. You know...ARSEnal. -------
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Last week we should have beat them but for some silly decision to dis-allow a goal, the second for the Goat and then Arsenal kick Man Utd's arse! Funny!
I hope they don't win anything, again! http://www.myspace.com/savage1999uk
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Savage said: Last week we should have beat them but for some silly decision to dis-allow a goal, the second for the Goat and then Arsenal kick Man Utd's arse! Funny!
I hope they don't win anything, again! im with u, some of the decisions that go utd's way at old trafford are quite amazing, still i guess your happy with 4 points over them this season. . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
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mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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lust said: Savage said: Last week we should have beat them but for some silly decision to dis-allow a goal, the second for the Goat and then Arsenal kick Man Utd's arse! Funny!
I hope they don't win anything, again! im with u, some of the decisions that go utd's way at old trafford are quite amazing, still i guess your happy with 4 points over them this season. . and what a miss by Giggs! It was fun watching them beaten by a far better team. Quality won! 4 points off United, that was not predicted! http://www.myspace.com/savage1999uk
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Savage said: lust said: Savage said: Last week we should have beat them but for some silly decision to dis-allow a goal, the second for the Goat and then Arsenal kick Man Utd's arse! Funny!
I hope they don't win anything, again! im with u, some of the decisions that go utd's way at old trafford are quite amazing, still i guess your happy with 4 points over them this season. . and what a miss by Giggs! It was fun watching them beaten by a far better team. Quality won! 4 points off United, that was not predicted! giggs was a joke, what do u think of ruud, what a dirty diving cheat. arsenal are at maine rd next weekend, should be interesting . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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I love it when Man UTD are beaten.  | |
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lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole | |
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mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole By the way I am not northern you twat I am from London. How about you? | |
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mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole i know exactly where they originated, they have been in highbury since 1913 , they are a north london club, your attempt to redeem yourself from your stupidity has miserably failed so why dont u toddle off to whatever whole u crawled out of or go and get a chips wit curry sauce or whatever it is u lot do. anyway its all academic isnt it arsenal are better than manure and everyone knows it. . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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mdiver said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole By the way I am not northern you twat I am from London. How about you? oh well just somes it up doesnt it, im from highbury. so your not even from manchester, i only debate with real football supporters not bandwagon jumpers. . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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lust said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole i know exactly where they originated, they have been in highbury since 1913 , they are a north london club, your attempt to redeem yourself from your stupidity has miserably failed so why dont u toddle off to whatever whole u crawled out of or go and get a chips wit curry sauce or whatever it is u lot do. anyway its all academic isnt it arsenal are better than manure and everyone knows it. . So let me get this straight. I am born in England,with English parents, I live there for a while, then I move to Spain and that makes me Spanish! By the way it took you a while to look up when the scum moved on the web. Bloody fairweather supporters. Got a season ticket or just a replica jersey? Ah well still haven't met a f***g gooner I liked. | |
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LOL @ the Heskey gag. I dont rate him either.
I cant stand it when people say they hate it when a certain team wins or when they hate a particular team just because its the team closest 2 their favourite team, dont get me started on all that football patriotism bullshit...its pathetic. (i think patriotism is the right word  )
Still, it was an entertaining match and Arsenal deservingly won. Cant wait 4 the Champions Cup 2 start up again!!! Come On U Brits!!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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lust said: mdiver said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole By the way I am not northern you twat I am from London. How about you? oh well just somes it up doesnt it, im from highbury. so your not even from manchester, i only debate with real football supporters not bandwagon jumpers. . Actually dipshit I am a Tottenham supporter and season ticket holder, Shelf side, not a bandwagon jumper as you state. So when were you last at Highbury? I hate Man U just like you but I hate the scum more than anything! Except fairweather supporters like you | |
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mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole i know exactly where they originated, they have been in highbury since 1913 , they are a north london club, your attempt to redeem yourself from your stupidity has miserably failed so why dont u toddle off to whatever whole u crawled out of or go and get a chips wit curry sauce or whatever it is u lot do. anyway its all academic isnt it arsenal are better than manure and everyone knows it. . So let me get this straight. I am born in England,with English parents, I live there for a while, then I move to Spain and that makes me Spanish! By the way it took you a while to look up when the scum moved on the web. Bloody fairweather supporters. Got a season ticket or just a replica jersey? Ah well still haven't met a f***g gooner I liked. i now live in new zealnd but i used to be a season ticket holder and work for arsenal for many years, no i didnt need to look on the net for the info, you talk about fairweather supporters and your not from manchester, i have met manu supporters i like but thier all from manchester, i can also guarantee that even tho i am in new zealand i see more arsenal games and man utd games than u do. . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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Arsenals in west london ieediots.  Anyway what does rugby have to do with organ donars of the princes trust.
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lust said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole i know exactly where they originated, they have been in highbury since 1913 , they are a north london club, your attempt to redeem yourself from your stupidity has miserably failed so why dont u toddle off to whatever whole u crawled out of or go and get a chips wit curry sauce or whatever it is u lot do. anyway its all academic isnt it arsenal are better than manure and everyone knows it. . So let me get this straight. I am born in England,with English parents, I live there for a while, then I move to Spain and that makes me Spanish! By the way it took you a while to look up when the scum moved on the web. Bloody fairweather supporters. Got a season ticket or just a replica jersey? Ah well still haven't met a f***g gooner I liked. i now live in new zealnd but i used to be a season ticket holder and work for arsenal for many years, no i didnt need to look on the net for the info, you talk about fairweather supporters and your not from manchester, i have met manu supporters i like but thier all from manchester, i can also guarantee that even tho i am in new zealand i see more arsenal games and man utd games than u do. . Read the thread dickhead I AM A YID! No doubt if you were born in Highbury you would have spotted that one straight away. Yes you do see more scum and Man U games than me as I only see Man U once at the lane and usually your crowd once at home and once at yours. However I do see my lot around 25-30 times a year live. I guess according to your reasoning you are a New Zealander now eh? By the way top spelling. | |
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mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole By the way I am not northern you twat I am from London. How about you? oh well just somes it up doesnt it, im from highbury. so your not even from manchester, i only debate with real football supporters not bandwagon jumpers. . Actually dipshit I am a Tottenham supporter and season ticket holder, Shelf side, not a bandwagon jumper as you state. So when were you last at Highbury? I hate Man U just like you but I hate the scum more than anything! Except fairweather supporters like you oh that explains it your a spurs supporter. end of argument i dont discuss football with spurs fans as u dont understand the sport. altho i have to admit i probably havent seen as many spurs games as u over here as they dont bother to play any unless they are playing the mighty arsenal or the reasonably good man u. oh yeah what a thrashing we gave u at highbury this season . If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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lust said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: mdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole By the way I am not northern you twat I am from London. How about you? oh well just somes it up doesnt it, im from highbury. so your not even from manchester, i only debate with real football supporters not bandwagon jumpers. . Actually dipshit I am a Tottenham supporter and season ticket holder, Shelf side, not a bandwagon jumper as you state. So when were you last at Highbury? I hate Man U just like you but I hate the scum more than anything! Except fairweather supporters like you oh that explains it your a spurs supporter. end of argument i dont discuss football with spurs fans as u dont understand the sport. altho i have to admit i probably havent seen as many spurs games as u over here as they dont bother to play any unless they are playing the mighty arsenal or the reasonably good man u. oh yeah what a thrashing we gave u at highbury this season . That is true. My uncle Bob who was nearly a professional footballer for wrexham said that neither do the players understand the sport. . | |
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You don't discuss football at all you simply state that the scum are the greatest. That shows a great understanding of the game.(See the sarcasm thread)
If your understanding of football is as good as your spelling then you could probably coach the scum- even you could teach them to dive- oh it's ok they already have a diving coach as aptly demonstrated by Henry and Jeffers this season. [This message was edited Sun Feb 16 14:30:55 PST 2003 by mdiver] | |
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mdiver said: You don't discuss football at all you simply state that the scum are the greatest. That shows a great understanding of the game.(See the sarcasm thread)
If your understanding of football is as good as your spelling then you could probably coach the scum- even you could teach them to dive- oh it's ok they already have a diving coach as aptly demonstrated by Henry and Jeffers this season. [This message was edited Sun Feb 16 14:30:55 PST 2003 by mdiver] Oh give up mdiver, its not an argument you can win. The last time spurs won the championship the beatles were called The Quary Men. The last time Arsenal won the championship two of the beatles were dead. . | |
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mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum. That's no way to talk about someone born in Leytonstone. OK his team could have let more in - but that's harsh.
Still, that guy who used to play for Spurs before he joined a succesful side played superbly. [This message was edited Sun Feb 16 16:17:44 PST 2003 by langebleu] ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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moderatormdiver said: lust said: mdiver said: Another bloody lucky result for the south London scum.
Arsenal are in north london u northern monkey. . If u knew anything about them you would know that they originate in woolwich south london as in the woolwich arsenal. They are therefore south London scum. There is only one team in North London you asshole Co-fucking sign! | |
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As a Sheffield Wednesday fan I shouldn't have any compassion for Arsenal but they're very entertaining to watch and it's good to see the power shift a little in recent years from Man United's recent dominance. | |
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Essence said: As a Sheffield Wednesday fan I shouldn't have any compassion for Arsenal but they're very entertaining to watch and it's good to see the power shift a little in recent years from Man United's recent dominance.
Spurs used to be very entertaining AND successful, sniff, sniff.. | |
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Leeds Vs Chelsea scum final.you'll See! |
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Marrk said: Leeds Vs Chelsea scum final.you'll See!
Yada, yada, yada. | |
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ConsciousContact said: Essence said: As a Sheffield Wednesday fan I shouldn't have any compassion for Arsenal but they're very entertaining to watch and it's good to see the power shift a little in recent years from Man United's recent dominance.
Spurs used to be very entertaining AND successful, sniff, sniff.. ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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