kewlschool said:

You rang? Playa here.

The scene Martin and Gina quoted from The Mack during this episode is the only thing funny about that movie. The rest of it is awful.

babynoz said:

nursev said:

How ya'll gonna forget about the number one pimp round these parts

[img:$uid]http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/val34prince/1250654822_36f0eab9b9_o.png[/img:$uid]

Prince been pimpin' since the 70's can ya diig it

Naw gurl, he a lightweight cuz his hoes don't make him no money...just the opposite,

LOL!

babynoz said:

nursev said:

How ya'll gonna forget about the number one pimp round these parts

[img:$uid]http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/val34prince/1250654822_36f0eab9b9_o.png[/img:$uid]

Prince been pimpin' since the 70's can ya diig it

Naw gurl, he a lightweight cuz his hoes don't make him no money...just the opposite,

All I can say is

you may be right

nursev said:

How ya'll gonna forget about the number one pimp round these parts

[img:$uid]http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/val34prince/1250654822_36f0eab9b9_o.png[/img:$uid]

Prince been pimpin' since the 70's can ya diig it

Honey, that ain't no pimp. That's a madame.

vainandy said:

nursev said:

How ya'll gonna forget about the number one pimp round these parts

[img:$uid]http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/val34prince/1250654822_36f0eab9b9_o.png[/img:$uid]

Prince been pimpin' since the 70's can ya diig it

Honey, that ain't no pimp. That's a madame.

well if Vainandy says it then it may be

nursev said:

vainandy said:

Honey, that ain't no pimp. That's a madame.

well if Vainandy says it then it may be

I can just see him singing this song......

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I wish I was a

HotGritz said:

I wish I was a

it's never too late,

just take my class

and you too can pimp

like a rockstar...

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

I wish I was a

it's never too late,

just take my class

and you too can pimp

like a rockstar...

you retired tho so you are not up on pimpin' skills. the game has changed since the 70s.

HotGritz said:

KingBAD said:

it's never too late,

just take my class

and you too can pimp

like a rockstar...

you retired tho so you are not up on pimpin' skills. the game has changed since the 70s.

see, there you go.

the pimpin don't change

just the trickerations of the game

and for a not so small fee

you will learn these thangs...

"THE GAME IS TA BE SOLD NOT TOLD!!!"

ScarletScandal said:

DORINDA GETS NO LOVE??

this movie is the SHIT!

[Edited 3/3/12 11:40am]

"This ain't Sears-Roebuck, nigga!"

She had me dyin' in that movie!

if memory serves me that's

VONETTA MUTHAFUCKIN MaGEE(sp)

HotGritz said:

Who would you say are among the most noteable of Hollywood fictional pimps?

Why do we like pimps anyway?

I vote for Fly Guy from the film "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka".

I wonder if the bitch ever had his money.

[img:$uid]http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/w780/hUCvrk0z7mYZTaoP1wL9sLgOsuo.jpg[/img:$uid]

Honorable Mention to this TV Pimp:

Lenny from Good Times. Saw an ep of GT with him the other day.

"Until you had Lenny....You aint had any"

[img:$uid]http://soulfuldetroit.com/archives/6593/8093.jpg[/img:$uid]

I thought Lenny was just a rhyming street hustler, who peddled (possibly stolen) goods from his coat. Wasn't "Sweet Daddy" the friendly neighborhood pimp on Good Times?

KemiVA said:

HotGritz said:

Who would you say are among the most noteable of Hollywood fictional pimps?

Why do we like pimps anyway?

I vote for Fly Guy from the film "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka".

I wonder if the bitch ever had his money.

[img:$uid]http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/w780/hUCvrk0z7mYZTaoP1wL9sLgOsuo.jpg[/img:$uid]

Honorable Mention to this TV Pimp:

Lenny from Good Times. Saw an ep of GT with him the other day.

"Until you had Lenny....You aint had any"

[img:$uid]http://soulfuldetroit.com/archives/6593/8093.jpg[/img:$uid]

I thought Lenny was just a rhyming street hustler, who peddled (possibly stolen) goods from his coat. Wasn't "Sweet Daddy" the friendly neighborhood pimp on Good Times?

"Hello Penny! My name's Len-nay...."

why are men who treat women like a comodity and disrespect and abuse them alligned to a cool emoticon?

fucking backwards morals

RicoN said:

why are men who treat women like a comodity and disrespect and abuse them alligned to a cool emoticon?

fucking backwards morals

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[img:$uid]http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac306/kingbad/TheKing.jpg[/img:$uid]

which should we use for a pimp emoticon??

i left out a pic of prince fo legal reasons

There was a comedy called 'Nightshift' directed by Ron Howard that starred Henry Winkler and Micheal Keaton that came out in 1982. They played pimps onscreen aka 'love brokers'. I thought it was funny Shelly Long was one of the hookers.

Mr. White Folks from Pimps Up Hos Down

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babynoz said:

HotGritz said:

Who would you say are among the most noteable of Hollywood fictional pimps?

Why do we like pimps anyway?

I vote for Fly Guy from the film "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka".

I wonder if the bitch ever had his money.

[img:$uid]http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/w780/hUCvrk0z7mYZTaoP1wL9sLgOsuo.jpg[/img:$uid]

He gets my vote too...mostly for putting goldfish in his damn shoes!

I laughed myself silly.

My mom and I almost died of laughter with the gold fish part....I will never forget that.

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

you retired tho so you are not up on pimpin' skills. the game has changed since the 70s.

see, there you go.

the pimpin don't change

just the trickerations of the game

and for a not so small fee

you will learn these thangs...

"THE GAME IS TA BE SOLD NOT TOLD!!!"

Gettin' all iceberg on em

I find all of the following funny

Dolemite

The Mack (Him and Pretty Tony - "Now Pretty Tony, your bitch chose me, now we can settle this like gentlemen or get into some gangster shit"

The pimp in blacula 1 and 2 "Aren't my bitches good enough for you faggot! and later on "Now I am a vampire I have got to look good and shit"

A dude called the Professional in Slaughters big rip off "Now all you bitches better listen to me"

Huggybear in Starsky and Hutch (2006 Snoop Doggy Dogg)

But the black pimp was a racist stereotype dreamed up in the 70s blaxploitation and as funny as they were, I despise their lifestyle, manipulating and controlling women with drugs and violence is cretinistic and exploitative in the extreme.

Adorecream said:

I find all of the following funny

Dolemite

The Mack (Him and Pretty Tony - "Now Pretty Tony, your bitch chose me, now we can settle this like gentlemen or get into some gangster shit"

The pimp in blacula 1 and 2 "Aren't my bitches good enough for you faggot! and later on "Now I am a vampire I have got to look good and shit"

A dude called the Professional in Slaughters big rip off "Now all you bitches better listen to me"

Huggybear in Starsky and Hutch (2006 Snoop Doggy Dogg)

But the black pimp was a racist stereotype dreamed up in the 70s blaxploitation and as funny as they were, I despise their lifestyle, manipulating and controlling women with drugs and violence is cretinistic and exploitative in the extreme.

HUH???

the 'black pimp' in america was created by slavery.

let me tell you a story.

not all slaves were the BIG BUCK MANDINGO LOOKIN FARMHANDS

that could go out in the hot sun and work 'til the cows come home

while gettin beat like mules with no compensation. NO!!! no, no, no.

some were qwite small, and pleasing to look at. AND QWICK WITTED

from very early ages.

now there was once this ownner who had a slave that cleared land by

up rootin trees BY HAND, and when there was a prollum with the 'nigras'

he was there to put them in place for 'massa'. NOW!!! THIS WAS A REALLY BIIIIIIIIG

nigra and sometimes other ownners would come with the challenge that their nigra

could beat this nigra BUT it never happened and every time the big nigra won

the ownner won some property (e.g. a plantation and animals)

one day a lil pretty nigra was told it was time that he pick up the pace on his cotton pickin

and HIT WITH A WHIP and the lil nigra took off runnin which of course meant he had to die.

(back then they killed the worthless nirgas) SO when they caught his ass our hero said.

"WAIT A MINIT BOSS!!! i hear tell that you is havin trouble with yo bills 'round here

and you s about ta loose some land boss, AND I CAN HELP"

his ownner qwite naturally was curious about this revelation so he asked "HOW?"

"well boss that nigga that been beatin er'body outta they land, I CAN BEAT HIM!!! i'll make his ass run for dear jesus" his ownner says "KILL THIS NIGGER!!!" and the hero says "BOSS, you gonna kill the only thang that can save yo family???"

all of a sudden the ownner KNEW the kid was serious, and the greedy bastard figured he was loosin his property no matter whut so he agreed to let the lil nigra get himself killed.

NOW on the way back to the plantation our hero told the ownner that he would need speacial

accomedations, eat with the family, new clothes, a slave of his own, his own room in the house

and the freedom to do whut he wished as long as he didn't loose. AND after the day of the fight

he could have the plantaion that they were livin on. the ownner agreed to it all BECAUSE

he figured he wouldn't be out of anything.

EVERYBODY that heard about this challenge thought whitey had lost his mind, gettin clothes made for this lil nigger that was about to be killed and lettin him live in the house like 'people' and it was even said that the daughter was havin picnicks with the 'darkie'...

on the day of the GREAT BATTLE people came from all over america to see the fool who was gonna loose everything because he lost his mind and let a monkey take over his house.

the giant was out in the designated field talkin shit and rootin up trees fro the crowd when OUR HERO came ridin in with the ownners daughter drivin the carriage for him, him decked out like a french dude, white gloves and everythig, and the crowd busted out laughin as did the giant.

the white girl got out and helped him down. he took off the gloves and handed them to the girl

makin sure she dropped one. when she picked it up, to the amazement of the crowd our hero said

"STUPID WHITE BITCH!!!" and smacked her in the face. the giant broke out runnin and was never seen again.

now you may not see the pimpin in all this, but it's undastandable.

the game is truely wasted on tricks and other simple minded folks.

Oh...

year later, this giant black man told this story about this lil nigra that lived in his massa's house, ate his massa's food, had freedom to do whut he wanted to do, round the plantation, AND had the power to smack a white woman in the presence of white folks. a man of Power In Mans Presence....

KingBAD said:

Adorecream said:

I find all of the following funny

Dolemite

The Mack (Him and Pretty Tony - "Now Pretty Tony, your bitch chose me, now we can settle this like gentlemen or get into some gangster shit"

The pimp in blacula 1 and 2 "Aren't my bitches good enough for you faggot! and later on "Now I am a vampire I have got to look good and shit"

A dude called the Professional in Slaughters big rip off "Now all you bitches better listen to me"

Huggybear in Starsky and Hutch (2006 Snoop Doggy Dogg)

But the black pimp was a racist stereotype dreamed up in the 70s blaxploitation and as funny as they were, I despise their lifestyle, manipulating and controlling women with drugs and violence is cretinistic and exploitative in the extreme.

HUH???

the 'black pimp' in america was created by slavery.

let me tell you a story.

not all slaves were the BIG BUCK MANDINGO LOOKIN FARMHANDS

that could go out in the hot sun and work 'til the cows come home

while gettin beat like mules with no compensation. NO!!! no, no, no.

some were qwite small, and pleasing to look at. AND QWICK WITTED

from very early ages.

now there was once this ownner who had a slave that cleared land by

up rootin trees BY HAND, and when there was a prollum with the 'nigras'

he was there to put them in place for 'massa'. NOW!!! THIS WAS A REALLY BIIIIIIIIG

nigra and sometimes other ownners would come with the challenge that their nigra

could beat this nigra BUT it never happened and every time the big nigra won

the ownner won some property (e.g. a plantation and animals)

one day a lil pretty nigra was told it was time that he pick up the pace on his cotton pickin

and HIT WITH A WHIP and the lil nigra took off runnin which of course meant he had to die.

(back then they killed the worthless nirgas) SO when they caught his ass our hero said.

"WAIT A MINIT BOSS!!! i hear tell that you is havin trouble with yo bills 'round here

and you s about ta loose some land boss, AND I CAN HELP"

his ownner qwite naturally was curious about this revelation so he asked "HOW?"

"well boss that nigga that been beatin er'body outta they land, I CAN BEAT HIM!!! i'll make his ass run for dear jesus" his ownner says "KILL THIS NIGGER!!!" and the hero says "BOSS, you gonna kill the only thang that can save yo family???"

all of a sudden the ownner KNEW the kid was serious, and the greedy bastard figured he was loosin his property no matter whut so he agreed to let the lil nigra get himself killed.

NOW on the way back to the plantation our hero told the ownner that he would need speacial

accomedations, eat with the family, new clothes, a slave of his own, his own room in the house

and the freedom to do whut he wished as long as he didn't loose. AND after the day of the fight

he could have the plantaion that they were livin on. the ownner agreed to it all BECAUSE

he figured he wouldn't be out of anything.

EVERYBODY that heard about this challenge thought whitey had lost his mind, gettin clothes made for this lil nigger that was about to be killed and lettin him live in the house like 'people' and it was even said that the daughter was havin picnicks with the 'darkie'...

on the day of the GREAT BATTLE people came from all over america to see the fool who was gonna loose everything because he lost his mind and let a monkey take over his house.

the giant was out in the designated field talkin shit and rootin up trees fro the crowd when OUR HERO came ridin in with the ownners daughter drivin the carriage for him, him decked out like a french dude, white gloves and everythig, and the crowd busted out laughin as did the giant.

the white girl got out and helped him down. he took off the gloves and handed them to the girl

makin sure she dropped one. when she picked it up, to the amazement of the crowd our hero said

"STUPID WHITE BITCH!!!" and smacked her in the face. the giant broke out runnin and was never seen again.

now you may not see the pimpin in all this, but it's undastandable.

the game is truely wasted on tricks and other simple minded folks.

Oh...

year later, this giant black man told this story about this lil nigra that lived in his massa's house, ate his massa's food, had freedom to do whut he wanted to do, round the plantation, AND had the power to smack a white woman in the presence of white folks. a man of Power In Mans Presence....

chu'ch