Took your advice...
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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and don't let your lover catch you showing any kind of affection to your husband! Lord knows that would fuck the game up! | |
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Tyler better have a pre-nup. | |
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So what going on here? | |
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Congrats to Mr. Perry and his lady love.
After seeing Perry's Oprah interview, it explains somethings. I still wouldn't go to the corner to see one of his movies for free, but he appears to be a nice fellow. Nothing wrong with saying you want to give, share, and be loved and finally found it.
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Amen and amen.
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Tyler's not that good of an actor. I can see right through that act. He's about as straight as a boomerang. | |
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Oh hammercy this photo is disturbing in more ways than one.
Stedman? Didn't know he was still around. Oprah? Fake tears with a Billie Holliday hair accessory? Some random chick grinning in the backgroun for i dunno what the fuck. A couple with a rather strange embrace. You happy, horny or sad? Some bug-eyed guy in the background looking like he just seen the crack of Draya Michelle's ass
and to top it all off
Tyler and his soon to be bride looking like they just stepped out of the Matrix where an impromptu virtual funeral was held for the Oracle. An after party for the Merovingians will soon follow. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I keep going back to the picture because I can't understand why he's the only one wearing white. What was the occasion that everyone is in black, and Oprah is crying, but he's in that prom outfit?! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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#DEADDDD | |
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Tyler's just heard the door burst open and the voice of an angry Bobby McFerrin demand to know which sorry motherfucker stole his suit.
He's worried. And not happy. "Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced." - James Baldwin | |
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Either that or its another one of those salt and pepper shaker conventions. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Y'all got me rolling over here!!!!! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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RuPaul probably came busting through that door and told Tyler not to steal his act...or at least try to compete with him... just speculating of course. | |
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I'm just wondering cause everybody is reacting so differently. | |
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The dude with his arm around his lady is obviously hittin' it from the back.
Oprah is crying cuz Steadman just neva beat it up like that. She realized her life has been somewhat unfulfilled.
Tyler is in absolute fear of having to perform "husbandly" duties.
Gelila is in agony from the kung fu grip Tyler has on her delicate little hand. She wonders why he chose the hand she masturbates with.
Fucked up night it was! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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STOP IT!!! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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And at least half of them cruelly misinformed Tyler they'd also be coming as salt. "Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced." - James Baldwin | |
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TYLER PERRY AND OPRAH WINFREY ATTEND FUNERAL FOR MABLE SIMMONS aka MADEA https:\\www.worldstarshithop.com
Tyler Perry, and various guests including a waifish and frightened looking beard, attended the funeral services for beloved matriarch/patriarch (depending on whom you ask) Mable Simmons. In accordance with Georgia's law regarding fictitious drag queens, funeral services were held at New Birth Baptist Missionary Church and presided over by Bishop Eddie Long, affectionately known as "that cash cow".
Also in attendance were Tyra Banks, Rickey Smiley, Taraji P. Henson, Uncle Joe, Oprah Winfrey and Steadman, Gabrielle Union and her weavologist, Clint Eastwood, and some dude named Charles.
Actor Gary Anthony Sturgis and one of his baby mommas were seen in a heartfelt embrace. Passersby reported that the couple appeared to be in an extreme state of grief and loss. A reliable source reported that Mr. Sturgis was consoling his partner after she learned that she had been once again snubbed by Tyler Perry for the role of hooker #5 after the writer/actor/director decided to cast himself.
RELATED NEWS Chicken breasts go on sale for a record $.39 per lb. Popeyes threatens lawsuit Blind Man Makes It Rain at Nursing Home, Claims He Was Given Poor Directions Kim Kardashian checks on Reggie's Nuts - Momma Jenner Overjoyed I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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God please watch over HotGritz because Lord knows she ain't right. [img:$uid]http://maryluvs.clicdev.com/f/html/emoticons/maryluvs_dead2.gif[/img:$uid] | |
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I'm grieving. Don't judge me. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Ya'll crazy!!!
Seriously? Looks like everyone in the pic was photoshopped in. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Tyler looks like he was beamed in from the Starship Enterprise! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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...or Fantasy Island. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Lawd. Hell, handbasket.
and Fantasy Island "The plane, the plane." y'all wrong. | |
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Looking like "The Captain". He and Flava Flav should do a movie remake. I just wanna hear Flav go "BOSS DE PLANE DE PLANE!" | |
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