you guys r funny...

I had a male co-worker ask me if I had another shirt at work that he could borrow....I told him all I had was a white tshirt that I keep in case I get cold.

It'll have to do....

He was in such a hurry to leave his house, he put his coat on without putting on a shirt (not even a t-shirt) .

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

It could of been one of those "no tan line" suits that allows the sun to seep through the suit.

My aunt had one, she said never again and begged me not to get one but she wouldn't elaborate as why she didn't like that suit.

It wasn't. Somebody just dropped the ball, didn't get the required testing done on the fabric, and was afraid they'd end up eating the liability.

The designer was a cute little poppet who was here and gone before we knew it. She was just in over her head (which used to happen a lot, because they were trying to hire people on the cheap).

sextonseven said:

PunkMistress said:

I have gotten to work and realized that the new dress which looked fine in my bedroom mirror was completely see-through under the fluorescent bulbs and sunshine from the large windows of my workplace. I had, of course, chosen to wear thong panties that day.

I had no car and my home was two bus rides away, so running home to change wasn't an option. I borrowed an ugly sweater from a coworker and stayed at my desk all day.

This happened to a coworker in my office. I suggested to another female coworker that maybe someone should tell her because she obviously didn't know. But the coworker I told couldn't bring herself to tell my other coworker so she walked around with her dark thong visible through her skirt all day. And it was also summer so I imagine everyone during her commute home got an eyeful too.

Doesn't anyone wear slips anymore? (Or is that too old-school?)

jone70 said:

sextonseven said:

This happened to a coworker in my office. I suggested to another female coworker that maybe someone should tell her because she obviously didn't know. But the coworker I told couldn't bring herself to tell my other coworker so she walked around with her dark thong visible through her skirt all day. And it was also summer so I imagine everyone during her commute home got an eyeful too.

Doesn't anyone wear slips anymore? (Or is that too old-school?)

I have a slip on right now, in fact - even though the dress I wore today isn't the least bit sheer.

And I love, love, love a full slip. Even a plain one feels kinda sexy.

is that like walkin in with a ragin boner???

i've never really had a job for any time,

but i've walked into court with a few.

(you ain't seen them court reporters)

Genesia said:

tinaz said:

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

No, it wasn't crochet. But we did have a bikini made out of terry cloth once. (Not the cotton kind, but a stretchy, polyester-y kind.) It was awful.

About that one, I said to the swimwear team, "And how is this not going to feel like a wet diaper? "

I make lots of friends at work.

I one time wore a button down blouse to college one day...and let's just say the first button near the twins always strains just a little bit.

Well, by the end of the day...I noticed more and more people were smiling funny at me. I look down and realized the button had popped off my blouse and my business was out for God and the world to see!!!

Ran to my car as quick as I could, I did.

Why you little hussy!

when i was 9 years old, i couldn't find any clean underwear to wear to school, so i put on a pair of my mom's (which were HUGE). i was wearing a dress, and the crotch of her huge underwear kept hanging down below my dress all day at school.