BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

So glad to see this booger go! I do not feel bad for Jiggly, sorry. All the convenient editing in the world couldn't make me feel bad for this unfortunate soul! I know the pain, the deep deep pain, of mourning someone close to you who has died suddenly. However, this CLUELESS BROAD cannot get his shit together. He has COMPLETELY missed the mark on (at least) challenges 1, 6, and 7. And he didn't even call that idiot Phi Phi out for being two-faced? My god. CAN WE SAY STUPID?

Figures my boo Willam had to dance for a dollar tonight. But it's cool, it's cool. My top 3 of Chad, Sharon, and Willam is still, in the immortal words of Andre Christian, INTACK. Next week should be Viva Glam, as I predicted earlier this may indeed be the goodbye to Latrice or Dida. Either way, it's one of them. If it's Dida next week, Latrice is after!

I loves me some Latrice, but homegirl pulls the same ol song and dance out each and every time. And while said variations may be striking (the Poseidon look last week was extra cute), its still just remixing - not reinventing. Between her repetitiveness and Dida's no-brainer areas of unpolishedness (ashy knees, stain on her shirt, dry and volumeless wigs), you've got the makings for our next SASHAYS AWAY!

And while the sad story of poor little Phoenix O'Hara (her original name before RPDR S4, shortened to Phi Phi to avoid confusion w/ Season 3's Phoenix) is charming and all, her sour and duplicitous nature makes my fucking skin crawl. And that's one of my issues with this season in general. Aside from the editing, which is obviously being done by a different person now... The stifling amount of unjustified ego in this season is KILLING ME. You notice hardly anyone says "sickning" this season? Before you had bad bitches saying "I'm sickning" left and right, but not this season. No, this season is all about berating and trashing each other much more than any other season ever was. And its mean spirited. I don't like Jiggly, but Phi Phi sabotaging her is some Survivor season 1 bullshit, not RPDR S4. And then running back to WILLAM of all people???? Bitch you hate her!!!! Why would you admit to your ENEMY that you sabotaged someone - especially the teacher's pet?? Sore fuckin loser.

/soapbox

Wow!

That's a comprehensive analysis, with some good points.

• I just can't stand Willam. It dawned on me the other day that he's always dropping names, but for the most part he's an extra, which means he probably doesn't actually interact off-camera with all the stars he claims to "know".
• Jiggly is a hot mess. I didn't watch "Untucked" yet, but I'm sure there was something that will make me want to that tacky, goofy thing. I'm surprised she made it this far... And those "man boobs" poking through that tee shirt in the beginning:
• Chad and Latrice were hilarious at the reading! Although Chad's cover turned out awful, I loved the magazine look. I still hope Latrice makes it to the top 3.
• PhiPhi... Ugh.
• Sharon has grown on me. At first, I was like, , but I like the way he conducts himself.
• I think Dida should be next. When I look at her, I see "Dude in a Dress". I'm still baffled from last week when they told her she's "very pretty". I don't see it.

I loved Ru's gown last night! The past two weeks made me wonder what happened...

But I didn't like Regina King's dress at all.

I was also glad to see Santino.

Willam got on my nerves the first 20 times with his constant name dropping. He just dropped himself to a new low with me with that Sugar Walls crap. I screamed at my TV "PUT YA ROBE ON!!" Like he could hear me. Willam stays extra and that's just too much for me.

Latrice's reading was the best. I could not contain myself. I agree with you about Dida, Chocolate1. I kept looking at those shoulders. I forgot who it was that said she looked like a linebacker or something like that. That just wasn't the outfit for her.

Jiggly is gone and it took forever. I was rooting for her until...well...I can't even remember. I just stopped one episode. Like she just got really really annoying. I think it was all that orange. I got so mad at her for not realizing she was being messed with on that challege. WHYYYYY would she be SERIOUS at a moment like that? Especially after the float. It was time for her to go. When she was in the bottom 2 for the 900th time, I got up and popped myself a bag of popcorn. I knew she was just going to stand there and do nothing. (burnt the damn popcorn though.... )

Ru's gown was fab, wasn't it? She had on all my colors and I wanted to steal that thing and try and stuff myself in that dress. THAT'S what I wanted to wear to prom, but my dad's dumb ol' girlfriend at the time had me in some fru fru old soft blue thing.

Dida can look really good...

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Don't be cruel! She's very pretty, I think! But like some other queens in seasons past, her on-the-show looks sometimes struggle. Not sure what it is. Maybe its the pressure? Her poppin off on Jiggly in the Untucked for ep7 was live! She humbled Jiggly!

On the first and third pix, Dida looks better, but I still see "dude" in the second.

I live for Sharon Needles, though.

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Great pix!

I'm watching "Untucked" now... Jiggly is sitting up there with busted Uggs and her bra showing.

chocolate1 said:

Great pix!

I'm watching "Untucked" now... Jiggly is sitting up there with busted Uggs and her bra showing.

The Untucked is tragic...

Jiggly is a mess! A complete and utter mess.

Spinlight said:

chocolate1 said:

Great pix!

I'm watching "Untucked" now... Jiggly is sitting up there with busted Uggs and her bra showing.

The Untucked is tragic...

Jiggly is a mess! A complete and utter mess.

Dida threw her earrings down!

chocolate1 said:

Spinlight said:

The Untucked is tragic...

Jiggly is a mess! A complete and utter mess.

Dida threw her earrings down!

You hear Dida's voice? She got the shake in it like when my momma was fed up with me, voice all quivering, "I AM NOT TREATING YOU LIKE A CHILD."

Hahahaha..... Ohhhh I love Miss Dida.

well, that was a loooooong time coming. even as godawful as kenya's snatch game and acting challenge blunders were, i will never understand how she went 2 episodes before jiggly. jiggly was bottom tier from the first episode on.

still absolutely convinced that sharon and latrice will be top 3. as much as i love dida, and continue to be impressed by her constantly getting better.... i am starting to think it's too little too late. i see willam taking the third spot in top 3.

i really dont understand how phi phi won. i though the cover was bland as all hell, and the toga look was bleh. i would have given it to sharon who not only had a very funny cover but had a really smart and subtle shout-out to the ultimate in cat lady: little edie beale.

so meh on phi phi. never liked her, dont understand the win, dont understand why no one has clocked her for looking 40 when he's a cute 20something, just wish she would just go already.

still love chad, but still think she'll lose just before final 3.

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BREAKING NEWS:

an all-star season is coming! they just announced yesterday.

cborgman said:

BREAKING NEWS:

an all-star season is coming! they just announced yesterday.

I saw it on FB... Did you vote?

I know Phi Phi has been read about looking too old at least a couple times. It mighta been Milan or Chad who referred to Phi Phi as looking "older in drag".

For the All Stars, I voted for Willam.

chocolate1 said:

cborgman said:

BREAKING NEWS:

an all-star season is coming! they just announced yesterday.

I saw it on FB... Did you vote?

about to.

Spinlight said:

I know Phi Phi has been read about looking too old at least a couple times. It mighta been Milan or Chad who referred to Phi Phi as looking "older in drag".

For the All Stars, I voted for Willam.

i meant judges.

just voted pandora for all-stars. she and raven will prob get most of my votes

cborgman said:

Spinlight said:

I know Phi Phi has been read about looking too old at least a couple times. It mighta been Milan or Chad who referred to Phi Phi as looking "older in drag".

For the All Stars, I voted for Willam.

i meant judges.

There's been so much wrong with some of the other contestants, I think that Phi Phi's over-painted face and Willam's under-painted face have flown relatively under the radar.

I think Sharon was spot-on in the Untucked when he said that Willam needed to quit using the $70 designer makeup for women and start using the pancake base to cover the 5 o clock shadow like any drag queen should.

Glad Phi Phi can apply her eyelashes correctly now. Remember that wonky/floppy eyelid? What was that...

Spinlight said:

cborgman said:

i meant judges.

There's been so much wrong with some of the other contestants, I think that Phi Phi's over-painted face and Willam's under-painted face have flown relatively under the radar.

I think Sharon was spot-on in the Untucked when he said that Willam needed to quit using the $70 designer makeup for women and start using the pancake base to cover the 5 o clock shadow like any drag queen should.

Glad Phi Phi can apply her eyelashes correctly now. Remember that wonky/floppy eyelid? What was that...

i remember the bad lid, but no one will ever get near milan's insane diana ross eyes. for the life of me i still cant figure out what she did to her eyes to make her look that scary and cartoony

cborgman said:

Spinlight said:

There's been so much wrong with some of the other contestants, I think that Phi Phi's over-painted face and Willam's under-painted face have flown relatively under the radar.

I think Sharon was spot-on in the Untucked when he said that Willam needed to quit using the $70 designer makeup for women and start using the pancake base to cover the 5 o clock shadow like any drag queen should.

Glad Phi Phi can apply her eyelashes correctly now. Remember that wonky/floppy eyelid? What was that...

i remember the bad lid, but no one will ever get near milan's insane diana ross eyes. for the life of me i still cant figure out what she did to her eyes to make her look that scary and cartoony

Milan's Diana Ross reminded me of Chappelle doing Rick James.

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Spinlight said:

cborgman said:

i remember the bad lid, but no one will ever get near milan's insane diana ross eyes. for the life of me i still cant figure out what she did to her eyes to make her look that scary and cartoony

Milan's Diana Ross reminded me of Chappelle doing Rick James.

[Edited 3/13/12 17:47pm]

the voice reminded me of will ferrell doing harry caray

Spinlight said:

Dida can look really good...

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Don't be cruel! She's very pretty, I think! But like some other queens in seasons past, her on-the-show looks sometimes struggle. Not sure what it is. Maybe its the pressure? Her poppin off on Jiggly in the Untucked for ep7 was live! She humbled Jiggly!

cborgman said:

BREAKING NEWS:

an all-star season is coming! they just announced yesterday.

I voted for Nina MF Flowerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

No ALL STAR would be complete without LOCAAAAAAAAA.

Latrice might have won the Reading challenge for consistency and flow but the best read hands DOWN belonged to Sharon.

Jiggly, you're such a fat slut that after sex you smoke hams.

johnart said:

...That was way harsh, Tai.

Spinlight said:

johnart said:

...That was way harsh, Tai.

Well, you did say "She's very pretty, I think!"

Can she be attractive, sexy and fierce with the right makeup and hair and fashion proportions? Yup.

Very pretty??? Hmm...

I think her raggedy wigs and ashy knees are not the only issue. She's thinkin she's way too fishy with these tiny outfits (I'm still trynna forget the mall pants, which were certainly not the right alternative). She may have long legs but long legs alone a feminine body do not make.

And dude got a great ass, but that's exactly what it looks like in booty shorts...like DUDE ass.

Enough with the "ooh look at her legs!" This bitch needs hair, then pad that body and cynch it back down and for fucks sake, I'm tired of these new queens wanna go all nude with their legs.

That shit barely looks right on females (unless it's casual and summer or you got the perfect legs of death). Queens are rarely doing "casual". and stockings/tights don't just change the sheen of a man's legs, they soften the muscles and roughness of them.

I like my queens to have Barbie-leg.

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johnart said:

Spinlight said:

...That was way harsh, Tai.

Well, you did say "She's very pretty, I think!"

Can she be attractive, sexy and fierce with the right makeup and hair and fashion proportions? Yup.

Very pretty??? Hmm...

I think her raggedy wigs and ashy knees are not the only issue. She's thinkin she's way too fishy with these tiny outfits (I'm still trynna forget the mall pants, which were certainly not the right alternative). She may have long legs but long legs alone a feminine body do not make.

And dude got a great ass, but that's exactly what it looks like in booty shorts...like DUDE ass.

Enough with the "ooh look at her legs!" This bitch needs hair, then pad that body and cynch it back down and for fucks sake, I'm tired of these new queens wanna go all nude with their legs.

That shit barely looks right on females (unless it's casual and summer or you got the perfect legs of death). Queens are rarely doing "casual". and stockings/tights don't just change the sheen of a man's legs, they soften the muscles and roughness of them.

I like my queens to have Barbie-leg.

[Edited 3/15/12 0:12am]

johnart said:

Spinlight said:

...That was way harsh, Tai.

Well, you did say "She's very pretty, I think!"

Can she be attractive, sexy and fierce with the right makeup and hair and fashion proportions? Yup.

Very pretty??? Hmm...

I think her raggedy wigs and ashy knees are not the only issue. She's thinkin she's way too fishy with these tiny outfits (I'm still trynna forget the mall pants, which were certainly not the right alternative). She may have long legs but long legs alone a feminine body do not make.

And dude got a great ass, but that's exactly what it looks like in booty shorts...like DUDE ass.

Enough with the "ooh look at her legs!" This bitch needs hair, then pad that body and cynch it back down and for fucks sake, I'm tired of these new queens wanna go all nude with their legs.

That shit barely looks right on females (unless it's casual and summer or you got the perfect legs of death). Queens are rarely doing "casual". and stockings/tights don't just change the sheen of a man's legs, they soften the muscles and roughness of them.

I like my queens to have Barbie-leg.

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I do agree that the ass is strange. It's not like Willam's ass-of-steel. It's very man-ass, yes indeed.

And really, that shirt with the hearts - OMG. What the hale was that? What's even weirder is that she wore that same damn shirt again recently cuz I saw her shit on Facebook. Yikes. BURN IT.

I agree that he needs to think a bit more about his skin exposure. I don't think he wears a breast plate or pads at all, but I wish he would pad his chest and give himself tits or somethin. The bird chest is kind of cute in some outfits, but it takes away from the total package.

It seems from the previews they just released that next week's episode, "Frenemies", will showcase a teaming up of girls who have friction. Phi Phi and Sharon are on a team and from the looks of it they were rocking some sort of Donnie and Marie type deal with one being sweet and the other being sour. If my predictions are right, this is the episode where Sharon (in her devil costume) lip synchs against Phi Phi (in her angel one). I HOPE. I HOPEEEEEEEE cuz then surely Phi Phi will leave!?

Weird cuz I was really hoping either Latrice or Dida got the boot. Speaking of boots, Latrice's hooker boots gotta go!

Spinlight said:

johnart said:

Well, you did say "She's very pretty, I think!"

Can she be attractive, sexy and fierce with the right makeup and hair and fashion proportions? Yup.

Very pretty??? Hmm...

I think her raggedy wigs and ashy knees are not the only issue. She's thinkin she's way too fishy with these tiny outfits (I'm still trynna forget the mall pants, which were certainly not the right alternative). She may have long legs but long legs alone a feminine body do not make.

And dude got a great ass, but that's exactly what it looks like in booty shorts...like DUDE ass.

Enough with the "ooh look at her legs!" This bitch needs hair, then pad that body and cynch it back down and for fucks sake, I'm tired of these new queens wanna go all nude with their legs.

That shit barely looks right on females (unless it's casual and summer or you got the perfect legs of death). Queens are rarely doing "casual". and stockings/tights don't just change the sheen of a man's legs, they soften the muscles and roughness of them.

I like my queens to have Barbie-leg.

[Edited 3/15/12 0:12am]

I do agree that the ass is strange. It's not like Willam's ass-of-steel. It's very man-ass, yes indeed.

And really, that shirt with the hearts - OMG. What the hale was that? What's even weirder is that she wore that same damn shirt again recently cuz I saw her shit on Facebook. Yikes. BURN IT.

I agree that he needs to think a bit more about his skin exposure. I don't think he wears a breast plate or pads at all, but I wish he would pad his chest and give himself tits or somethin. The bird chest is kind of cute in some outfits, but it takes away from the total package.

It seems from the previews they just released that next week's episode, "Frenemies", will showcase a teaming up of girls who have friction. Phi Phi and Sharon are on a team and from the looks of it they were rocking some sort of Donnie and Marie type deal with one being sweet and the other being sour. If my predictions are right, this is the episode where Sharon (in her devil costume) lip synchs against Phi Phi (in her angel one). I HOPE. I HOPEEEEEEEE cuz then surely Phi Phi will leave!?

Weird cuz I was really hoping either Latrice or Dida got the boot. Speaking of boots, Latrice's hooker boots gotta go!

Yeah, she definitely (as I think most queens should) needs to have some sort of padding on the tits. I am not a big fan of the breastplates. They just seem played out and kinda...vulgar. I like them when used humorously or with purpose. Like when Sharon did Michelle Visage or when she does the Peg Bundy look. I think she even has one where she's like a girl Freddy Krueger with huge tits.

Bare chest (no pads) to me only works when you're serving androgyny (Willam in the Westwood (I think it was) with one boy-tit exposed) or folk like Kevin Aviance.

I think Dida just thinks she's givin Carrie Bradshaw "effortless" realness and no one has set her straight that it just look a damn mess. NOTHING about drag should EVER EVER NEVERRRR look "effortless". Defeats the whole concept.

Please let PhiPhi leave.

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chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Well, you did say "She's very pretty, I think!"

Can she be attractive, sexy and fierce with the right makeup and hair and fashion proportions? Yup.

Very pretty??? Hmm...

I think her raggedy wigs and ashy knees are not the only issue. She's thinkin she's way too fishy with these tiny outfits (I'm still trynna forget the mall pants, which were certainly not the right alternative). She may have long legs but long legs alone a feminine body do not make.

And dude got a great ass, but that's exactly what it looks like in booty shorts...like DUDE ass.

Enough with the "ooh look at her legs!" This bitch needs hair, then pad that body and cynch it back down and for fucks sake, I'm tired of these new queens wanna go all nude with their legs.

That shit barely looks right on females (unless it's casual and summer or you got the perfect legs of death). Queens are rarely doing "casual". and stockings/tights don't just change the sheen of a man's legs, they soften the muscles and roughness of them.

I like my queens to have Barbie-leg.

[Edited 3/15/12 0:12am]

Hey love.