Reply #60 posted 01/31/12 2:36am
paintedlady 
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HotGritz said:
paintedlady said:
Wait.... gay men find thugs fascinating enough to have fetish porn that features thugs? 
Thug porn really? What makes the porn thuggish? Are they abusive during sex? Or is it based on stereotype? (sex on an impala with blacked out windows while wearing goofy baseball hats and dooky-width gold chains) ???
I haven't seen porn in YEARS! I didn't want to see men wearing socks during sex, its a major turn off for me. 
*googles Paula Patton* I am too old to rememeber who Paula Patton is...

Girl I've seen those thug porns and they are so gay and I mean that. Nothing thuggish about them except the clothes and even the clothes need some work.
And yes them mofos wear socks!!!!! Twas the socks and the backwards baseball caps that made it look weak. Its the same dudes over and over too. 
I just saw this!
They wear socks? No wonder I never sat through much porn.
I swear when I see socks on a man's feet I instantly think of an old man and I am done... all juices dry up and my legs instinctly cross. Done.
Let alone a baseball worn backwards during sex? Lawd no.... just no.
I liked seeing 50 cent in that jailhouse bathroom scene though. We need more man porn like that!
Dicks just flicking aound everywhere! Good times. 
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Reply #62 posted 01/31/12 2:39am
KidaDynamite 
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paintedlady said:
HotGritz said:
Girl I've seen those thug porns and they are so gay and I mean that. Nothing thuggish about them except the clothes and even the clothes need some work.
And yes them mofos wear socks!!!!! Twas the socks and the backwards baseball caps that made it look weak. Its the same dudes over and over too. 
I just saw this!
They wear socks? No wonder I never sat through much porn.
I swear when I see socks on a man's feet I instantly think of an old man and I am done... all juices dry up and my legs instinctly cross. Done.
Let alone a baseball worn backwards during sex? Lawd no.... just no.
I liked seeing 50 cent in that jailhouse bathroom scene though. We need more man porn like that!
Dicks just flicking aound everywhere! Good times. 
Yeah, them socks and shoes is a no go.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Reply #63 posted 01/31/12 2:39am
paintedlady 
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! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)
but um.... I need to ask...
how you put bruises on his asscheeks?
You too skinny or does he just not have enough assfat?
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Reply #64 posted 01/31/12 2:44am
paintedlady 
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I am hating on Scarlet's intercoiffure sex game right now.... so jealous.
I want my head shampooed by a guy like that! |
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Reply #65 posted 01/31/12 2:44am
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ScarletScandal said:
Ooh! And he even gave me a free hair cut 
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Reply #66 posted 01/31/12 2:53am
ScarletScandal 
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kimrachell said:
ScarletScandal said:
Ooh! And he even gave me a free hair cut 

AND he made me breakfast the next morning! |
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Reply #67 posted 01/31/12 2:54am
ScarletScandal 
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paintedlady said:
! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)
but um.... I need to ask...
how you put bruises on his asscheeks?
[Edited 1/30/12 18:41pm]
Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how. |
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Reply #68 posted 01/31/12 3:02am
paintedlady 
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ScarletScandal said:
paintedlady said:
! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)
but um.... I need to ask...
how you put bruises on his asscheeks?
[Edited 1/30/12 18:41pm]
Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how.
You really trying to make sure he don't sit down at all!
You are evil and I bet he loved it. Oh... he gonna keep you! |
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Reply #69 posted 01/31/12 3:11am
ScarletScandal 
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paintedlady said:
ScarletScandal said:
Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how.
You really trying to make sure he don't sit down at all!
You are evil and I bet he loved it. Oh... he gonna keep you!

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Reply #70 posted 01/31/12 4:57am
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the degree of hotness coming from this thread. i really did enjoy this post. also did you know that apperently gay goth japanese porn is on the rise, get it? |
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Reply #71 posted 01/31/12 5:30am
Cerebus 
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I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". 
Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.
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Reply #72 posted 01/31/12 5:34am
ScarletScandal 
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Cerebus said:
I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". 
Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.
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It'll be alright. She's an actress, so she has more than one. And I haven't said his name or posted pictures or anything.
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Reply #73 posted 01/31/12 5:48am
amorbella 
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Just spent the last 1/2 hour LAUGHING so damn hard I started crying!
hAHAHAH! best thread in years Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize
u simply imagined this
So u lean over and give her a kiss
Here on earth, here on earth,
with u it's not so bad
Here on earth, here on earth
eye don't feel so sad
Stay right here |
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Reply #74 posted 01/31/12 6:02am
Deadcake 
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wonder if he will write about this thread on his blog  a whore in sheep's clothing |
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Reply #75 posted 01/31/12 6:13am
NDRU 
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Cerebus said:
I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". 
Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

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Reply #76 posted 01/31/12 6:46am
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NDRU said:
Cerebus said:
I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". 
Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

he'll be like that other guy with the google problem Santorum a whore in sheep's clothing |
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Reply #77 posted 01/31/12 7:48am
noimageatall 
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This right here is better than any of those so-called reality shows on TV. 
I swear the org needs its own show on bravo.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack |
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Reply #78 posted 01/31/12 1:48pm
XxAxX 
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^ yes! great idea! Ben could be the housemaster and the rest of us his flatmates. we'll have and scandalous encounters and the whole shebang! |
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Reply #79 posted 01/31/12 1:52pm
tinaz 
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kimrachell said:
ScarletScandal said:
That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house 
omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her. 
When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!!  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ |
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Reply #80 posted 01/31/12 1:54pm
tinaz 
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Well I just saw cerebus did the same thing!  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ |
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Reply #81 posted 01/31/12 5:37pm
ScarletScandal 
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tinaz said:
kimrachell said:
omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her. 
When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!! 
....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy  |
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Reply #82 posted 01/31/12 5:53pm
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ScarletScandal said:
tinaz said:
When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!! 
....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy 
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Reply #83 posted 01/31/12 6:40pm
ScarletScandal 
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kimrachell said:
ScarletScandal said:
....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy 

Aww shit...I didn't realize how gay that sounds. |
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Reply #84 posted 01/31/12 7:14pm
HotGritz 
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His breath will smell like dick for a week. Back wash and what not. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  |
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Reply #85 posted 01/31/12 7:25pm
ScarletScandal 
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HotGritz said:
His breath will smell like dick for a week. Back wash and what not.
It won't smell like my dick!  |
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